Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Trainspotters often get a hard time, and quite rightly, as their 'hobby' is largely the reserve of non-offending nonce types. However, believe it or not, there is an even bigger bunch of cunts out there spotting a mode of transport... that's right, Eddie Stobart lorry spotters. They even have an app (http://my.pinkfroot.com/page/stobart-finder) and a club shop (https://www.stobartclubandshop.co.uk/members-benefits.php). Their website suggests that millions of people love spotting these lorries. I'm not sure which is a bigger fabrication - that hundreds of thousands of people are that much of a dripping wet prick, or that PunkApe is an estate agent. Their app is described as 'a must for any Stobart lorry spotter'. In my head, the only must have for these far-end-of-the-spectrum fuckers is an NHS psychologist with free license to write 'scripts for all the fucking drugs under the sun. They even have a Spotter league table, imagine that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Trainspotters often get a hard time, and quite rightly, as their 'hobby' is largely the reserve of non-offending nonce types. However, believe it or not, there is an even bigger bunch of cunts out there spotting a mode of transport... that's right, Eddie Stobart lorry spotters. They even have an app (http://my.pinkfroot.com/page/stobart-finder) and a club shop (https://www.stobartclubandshop.co.uk/members-benefits.php). Their website suggests that millions of people love spotting these lorries. I'm not sure which is a bigger fabrication - that hundreds of thousands of people are that much of a dripping wet prick, or that PunkApe is an estate agent. Their app is described as 'a must for any Stobart lorry spotter'. In my head, the only must have for these far-end-of-the-spectrum fuckers is an NHS psychologist with free license to write 'scripts for all the fucking drugs under the sun. They even have a Spotter league table, imagine that! Did you mind the cairds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Used to work with someone who "spotted cruise ships"... he used to travel to Southampton and anywhere for it... ..always wondered if "married" wasn't quite true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Used to work with someone who "spotted cruise ships"... he used to travel to Southampton and anywhere for it... ..always wondered if "married" wasn't quite true... I know this guy that spots cunts.... Every morning in his greasy bed sit mirror... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 I used to work with on old guy who said he was a "lighthouse spotter". Travelled across the world visiting them apparently. At one point he nearly showed me a load of pictures, but was halted by me snapping that I wouldn't be able to see them as I'd forgot my glasses, despite never wearing any. I then turned straight back to my computer, having had my sight miraculously and instantly cured. Each to their own and all that, but fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 While in the local Morrison's today I spotted one of these remnants of civilisation, at least I assume they were for they were proudly sporting what appeared to be a satin effect Eddie Stobart baseball jacket. Twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: While in the local Morrison's today I spotted one of these remnants of civilisation, at least I assume they were for they were proudly sporting what appeared to be a satin effect Eddie Stobart baseball jacket. Twat I've seen a couple of them jackets about actually, even more since the cunt died. Ironic really that his life was limited to 56. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 There's a bloke on here that spots cunts...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: There's a bloke on here that spots cunts...... Never heard of her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 19 minutes ago, Ape said: There's a bloke on here that spots cunts...... He must be a right cunt then... takes one to know one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Trainspotters often get a hard time, and quite rightly, as their 'hobby' is largely the reserve of non-offending nonce types. However, believe it or not, there is an even bigger bunch of cunts out there spotting a mode of transport... that's right, Eddie Stobart lorry spotters. They even have an app (http://my.pinkfroot.com/page/stobart-finder) and a club shop (https://www.stobartclubandshop.co.uk/members-benefits.php). Their website suggests that millions of people love spotting these lorries. I'm not sure which is a bigger fabrication - that hundreds of thousands of people are that much of a dripping wet prick, or that PunkApe is an estate agent. Their app is described as 'a must for any Stobart lorry spotter'. In my head, the only must have for these far-end-of-the-spectrum fuckers is an NHS psychologist with free license to write 'scripts for all the fucking drugs under the sun. They even have a Spotter league table, imagine that! So how long have you been a hairy arsed trucker groupie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 58 minutes ago, nocti said: I used to work with on old guy who said he was a "lighthouse spotter". Travelled across the world visiting them apparently. At one point he nearly showed me a load of pictures, but was halted by me snapping that I wouldn't be able to see them as I'd forgot my glasses, despite never wearing any. I then turned straight back to my computer, having had my sight miraculously and instantly cured. Each to their own and all that, but fucking hell. You must have all kinds of weirdos sitting next to you in the civil service... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 51 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: While in the local Morrison's today I spotted one of these remnants of civilisation, at least I assume they were for they were proudly sporting what appeared to be a satin effect Eddie Stobart baseball jacket. Twat You shop in Morrisons..... How ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: In my head, the only must have for these far-end-of-the-spectrum fuckers is an NHS psychologist with free license to write 'scripts for all the fucking drugs under the sun. I misread that as "far-end-of-the-speculum". Probably not far wrong, mind you, although what it says about my subconscious I dread to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 I am told all Stobart trucks are named after women.. Truck drivers kill prostitutes. Is there a connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 There are also twats that go around photographing post boxes,even down to writing about them,grading them and telling any cunt that will listen what year and model they are. Better than killing old people for their pension money I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, Snatch said: There are also twats that go around photographing post boxes,even down to writing about them,grading them and telling any cunt that will listen what year and model they are. Better than killing old people for their pension money I suppose. Simple pleasures for simple cunts, much like a load of simple cunts talking shit and puffing their chests out on anonymous websites. Whatever floats your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: Simple pleasures for simple cunts, much like a load of simple cunts talking shit and puffing their chests out on anonymous websites. Whatever floats your boat. Fuck off you dopey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Fuck off you dopey cunt. Stream yourself self-harming immediately you fucking worthless piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Fuck off you dopey cunt. Ha ha you fucking idiot, puff your chest a bit more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ha ha you fucking idiot, puff your chest a bit more. I can't strain too much, I've got my going out pants on and don't want to follow through. Back on point, I once had some cunt passenger in my car (probably an in-law or something equally as hateful), and because I drove past an Eddie Stobart lorry too fast and they didn't see the name, they went nuts. Fuck me, I know that some petty shit is spouted on here, but who in their right mind would give a fuck about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I can't strain too much, I've got my going out pants on and don't want to follow through. The old balloon knot ruined by the big handed Welsh farm boys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 It is not only Stobart spotters. In my experience, lots of HGV driversare a bit anal about their job. Often can't give the missus one unless they think about the Scania 420F with exhaust brake and 96 gear split box or some such shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Mango chutney is nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: The old balloon knot ruined by the big handed Welsh farm boys ? Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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