Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Maybe – just maybe – there's a case for the occasional use of audiobooks by blind and fingerless children. Luckily I don't indulge in any pastimes likely to lead to blindness, but if my some terrible mischance I did lose my sight I'd make the fucking effort to learn Braille so I could read at my own pace, and not at a speed dictated by some plummy-voiced luvvie cunt eking out their hourly rate by reading as slowly as they can. Lazy fucking blind cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Maybe – just maybe – there's a case for the occasional use of audiobooks by blind and fingerless children. Luckily I don't indulge in any pastimes likely to lead to blindness, but if my some terrible mischance I did lose my sight I'd make the fucking effort to learn Braille so I could read at my own pace, and not at a speed dictated by some plummy-voiced luvvie cunt eking out their hourly rate by reading as slowly as they can. Lazy fucking blind cunts! Hey Helen, long time no see. I'll get me guide dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 When I bought my blind girlfriend the braille edition of 50 Shades of Grey, she suddenly learned to read left handed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 My blind mate picked up a cheese grater and said it was the most violent novel he'd ever read 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Luckily I don't indulge in any pastimes likely to lead to blindness, Wanking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 42 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Wanking? It doesn't make you go blind if your butler does it for you. Oops, sorry, wrong ID. On a semi-related note, I've been waiting for someone to comment that audiobooks would be no use at all to Helen Keller as she was also deaf. Keep up, people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 17 hours ago, nocti said: And it's still easier to decipher than a Ding two page multi-quote extravaganza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest deebom Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 I love audiobooks, have hundreds of them. I listen to them riding to work and back. So fuck you and your shit nom Baws you cunty cunt cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: I love audiobooks, have hundreds of them. I listen to them riding to work and back. So fuck you and your shit nom Baws you cunty cunt cunt. Riding to work? On your chopper? The prosecution rests. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Riding to work? On your chopper? The prosecution rests. How very dare you. I have never read any racist literature... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 On 27 February 2016 at 4:00 PM, Bill Stickers said: Wanking? He does drink meths, and is trying to make out he does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 21 hours ago, deebom said: I love audiobooks, have hundreds of them. I listen to them riding to work and back. So fuck you and your shit nom Baws you cunty cunt cunt. I'm not sure why DB, but I instantly and automatically picture you chuckling away as you drive your donkey and cart full of shite and dead chickens to your mums where they'll be greedily devoured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 49 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He does drink meths, and is trying to make out he does not. The wankers don't drink meths because they can't afford it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: The wankers don't drink meths because they can't afford it! Possibly so, but he certainly is a perfumed ponce . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 28 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Possibly so, but he certainly is a perfumed ponce . He fucks arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm not sure why DB, but I instantly and automatically picture you chuckling away as you drive your donkey and cart full of shite and dead chickens to your mums where they'll be greedily devoured. Fuck off Cockfingers you cunt. Trying to call me out on here. You know full well, yesterday evening you were at my back door asking if I had any shite and dead chickens going spare. You was well fucking pleased when I sorted you out. And I threw in a bag of rancid giblets too, you fucking ungrateful quim canoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: He fucks arses. Oill morder the pair o yis!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 29 minutes ago, deebom said: Fuck off Cockfingers you cunt. Trying to call me out on here. You know full well, yesterday evening you were at my back door asking if I had any shite and dead chickens going spare. You was well fucking pleased when I sorted you out. And I threw in a bag of rancid giblets too, you fucking ungrateful quim canoe. Shh, you cunt, EVERYONE will want some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 On Monday, February 29, 2016 at 2:26 PM, Bill Stickers said: The wankers don't drink meths because they can't afford it! One of the best films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 You're all a bunch of cockwombles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, Fatty said: You're all a bunch of cockwombles And you haven't seen your cock since the Wombles crazy gang were in Division 1 you fucking fat sweaty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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