Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 A black guy rode past me on a bicycle today. I shouted, "Which white person did that belong to then?" He stopped and looked at me in disgust and said, "I bet you couldn't say something more racist if you tried.." I said, "Ok.. Which white person do you belong to then?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fucking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!" Luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 My manager at the restaurant said I need to stop insulting the customers, or I'm fired! All I did was take a black couple's chicken, rice and peas over to their table... Before they'd ordered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 What's black, yellow and brown and doesn't represent Britain? A Question Time audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Thick walls. Plenty of space. Naked kids. No consequences. Carlsberg don't do homosexual paedophile rapist colonies with an unlimited supply of virgin boys. But The Church does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 My mate said, "How come you've got two black eyes, a broken arm and leg?" I said, "I got in an argument with this bodybuilder. I called him a fucking meathead, then I started running." He laughed and said, "You should have run faster." I said, "It's wasn't that, he punched me and I flew off the treadmill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Let me tell you an old African saying: I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Did you know about the pornstar midget? Had a arm like a baby's cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 minute ago, BrothersQuim said: I saw an article today which read: "I was sexually abused at eight." I thought to myself, does it really matter what time it is? That's just wrong- you should have been in bed at 7pm- 7.30pm tops. It's not healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 I've finally come to accept I'm dyslexic and I'll always be dyslexic. A Leotard can't change its spots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 In the midst of all the terrible events in Paris, I think we're all missing the real tragedy. If they'd waited just one more night, they could've killed Bono and his band of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Following the terror attacks in France, Liverpool supporters groups have reacted by urging the public to remember the casualties of the Hillsborough disaster and to appreciate the pain still felt in the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 "You can't park there, it's a disabled space," shouted the car park attendant. "There are eleven empty spaces - it's not as if eleven disabled people are all going to turn up at once, is it?" I replied. At which point the Aston Villa team bus pulled up to disprove my theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: "You can't park there, it's a disabled space," shouted the car park attendant. "There are eleven empty spaces - it's not as if eleven disabled people are all going to turn up at once, is it?" I replied. At which point the Aston Villa team bus pulled up to disprove my theory. Nobody on this site will understand that Quim. As we all believe that football's for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nobody on this site will understand that Quim. As we all believe that football's for irons. Right enough. Fuck footy chat, it's utter gayness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Right enough. Fuck footy chat, it's utter gayness. I never had you down as a Hibs fan, Quincy, but it's good enough for Francis Begbie so you just suck as many cocks as you like and to fuck with what other people think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 6 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: I've finally come to accept I'm dyslexic and I'll always be dyslexic. A Leotard can't change its spots. I used to be dyslexic but I'm k.o now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I never had you down as a Hibs fan, Quincy, but it's good enough for Francis Begbie so you just suck as many cocks as you like and to fuck with what other people think. Look here, my man, I live on the Grange, and we don't do "football" here, we do polo and tennis, what. My neighbours are by and large snotty fucking twats, absolutely zero laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: My neighbours are by and large snotty fucking twats, absolutely zero laughs. I'm sure they feel exactly the same, bar the snotty attitude, you tedious scumbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I'm sure they feel exactly the same, bar the snotty attitude, you tedious scumbag. They think I'm a cunt, no doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They think I'm a cunt, no doubt about it. They must like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 11 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm testing the waters, Bubba. We seem to have our very own Erin Brokovich in the form of Quincy amongst us. The rambling cunt seems to love a lost cause, and has jumped to the successive defences of both Ding and Bill in recent days, regardless of the fact that one is as good as a nonce, and the other has lost his mojo. After a few pages of criticism for my shite joke, I expect that our very own Saint fucking Jude will be jumping to my defence. Calling me a nonce now? or should I say, calling me a nonce again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Calling me a nonce now? or should I say, calling me a nonce again? Fuck off you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 29 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Calling me a nonce now? or should I say, calling me a nonce again? Here he is! Care to explain to everyone why you came out with the disgusting shit that you posted and then had the audacity to deny? As if you thought you would get away with it you thick cunt. Admin quite rightly outed you, so the best thing you can do is crawl back into your pit and stay the fuck off of the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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