Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Fuck you, wiz. You used to be great, Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You used to be great, Frank! You've got a fucking long memory, wizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 hours ago, scotty said: You've got a fucking long memory, wizz. Yet I can never seem to remember how cross Mrs Wiz gets when I go up the wrong un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 I wrote to Dear Deirdre agony Aunt of The Sun newsrag. Dear Deirdre, I was looking out of the bedroom window and saw my neighbour sunbathing topless. I started to masturbate. Unbeknown to me, my wife was watching all along. Is she a pervert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 The star of Smokey and the Bandit has passed away, and will be cremated. RIP Burnt Reynolds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: The star of Smokey and the Bandit has passed away, and will be cremated. RIP Burnt Reynolds It actually rather saddened me to hear about his death. Burt's films put cunting in a mainstream spotlight. His work with Jackie Gleason was hilarious, yet brilliantly understated. Never once did he give the sheriff a proper fuck off cunt, but the implication was clear enough on multiple occasions. Lest we forget, it is he who made references of buggery an everyday, acceptable thing in Deliverance? Squeal, piggy squeal I'm certain that scene is Pen's desktop background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 Actor? The man was a Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 Is this the Sickipaedo's thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 On 9/7/2018 at 12:35 PM, Wizardsleeve said: It actually rather saddened me to hear about his death. Burt's films put cunting in a mainstream spotlight. His work with Jackie Gleason was hilarious, yet brilliantly understated. Never once did he give the sheriff a proper fuck off cunt, but the implication was clear enough on multiple occasions. Lest we forget, it is he who made references of buggery an everyday, acceptable thing in Deliverance? Squeal, piggy squeal I'm certain that scene is Pen's desktop background. I usually liked his films, apart from the cannonball run. He was also good in that x files episode where he played God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Is this the Sickipaedo's thread? Has Woody Allen died now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Has Woody Allen died now? It could be Roman Polanski? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 On 7/22/2018 at 12:33 AM, The Beast said: I wrote to Dear Deirdre agony Aunt of The Sun newsrag. Dear Deirdre, I was looking out of the bedroom window and saw my neighbour sunbathing topless. I started to masturbate. Unbeknown to me, my wife was watching all along. Is she a pervert? Why? Was she recording? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy .... Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall.... Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and cries WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ?????? The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says... It was already dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy .... Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall.... Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and cries WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ?????? The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says... It was already dead You twisted fucking cunt.. ..brilliant! Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy .... Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall.... Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and cries WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ?????? The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says... It was already dead Now this is what the thread is for. 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 I don't know if I'm for abortion or against it. I mean, I'm always up for killing the unborn, but on the other hand I don't like the thought of women being allowed a choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 My wife and I had some friends over for a meal last night. She asked me to prepare the table, so I went in and told them all that her cooking is fucking terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, nocti said: My wife and I had some friends over for a meal last night. She asked me to prepare the table, so I went in and told them all that her cooking is fucking terrible. Ken Dodd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Queefer said: Ken Dodd? Fuck no. Hardly wife material, queefs. Anyway, the cunt's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 I'm not saying my ex is a slag, but her rape alarm has a snooze button. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy .... Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall.... Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and cries WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ?????? The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says... It was already dead Frank, goes to A&E. He has sores and open wounds on his elbows and knees. "Good Lord," says the nurse. "How on Earth have you got yourself in such a bad state?" "It's my sex-life," replies Frank. "I like it doggy-style." "Well," says the nurse, "can you not revert to the missionary position until your wounds have healed-up?" "I would do," replies Frank, "but my Weimaraner's breath smells." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Removed Edited September 18, 2018 by Mrs Roops Do not alter quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy .... Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall.... Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and cries WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ?????? The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says... It was already dead Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 58 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No. It's Weimaraner. Definitely, Weimaraner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: No. It's Weimaraner. Definitely, Weimaraner. No- it's a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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