Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 It was in the summer of 1994 when I was still captain of the "Octonauts" that I was told about the fucking treasure chest. Though my uncle was serious about that other thing the facts were still the facts : why? Who? What for? All very good questions. Could you put it better? I fucking can't , and im sure you'll agree with my take on this 110%. It should be said that despite assertions to the contrary, and though some would aver an utterly disparate view of this matter to that of my uncle, the fact of his cogent analysis is foremost in our minds- fucking foremost. Possibly if the chest even existed some might even say "Quincy, do tell us about the treasure", its possible you might greedily covet this shit for yourselves and get all sorts of ideas, so I can only gingerly edge forward and not give too many juicy details away. It was in that long summer of 1994 that deuterium rich ice was discovered under the moons south polar cap and everything was changed - forever. The chest? Simmer the fuck down, I'll come to the chest in due course. More importantly , what of my uncle and his predilection for strange, unpredictable fucking shite, I hear you cry ?! The tale of my uncle is a tale indeed! Though you be on the edge of your seats throughout this cosmic suspense, I beg you attend with all your eyes! All shall be revealed ! 2 mild onions 1 kg basmati rice 4 green peppers 2 packets linguini Unsalted butter family tub Vaseline 50 rounds .338 lapua magnum 4 tins tomatoes mushrooms 2 rat traps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was in the summer of 1994 when I was still captain of the "Octonauts" that I was told about the fucking treasure chest. Though my uncle was serious about that other thing the facts were still the facts : why? Who? What for? All very good questions. Could you put it better? I fucking can't , and im sure you'll agree with my take on this 110%. It should be said that despite assertions to the contrary, and though some would aver an utterly disparate view of this matter to that of my uncle, the fact of his cogent analysis is foremost in our minds- fucking foremost. Possibly if the chest even existed some might even say "Quincy, do tell us about the treasure", its possible you might greedily covet this shit for yourselves and get all sorts of ideas, so I can only gingerly edge forward and not give too many juicy details away. It was in that long summer of 1994 that deuterium rich ice was discovered under the moons south polar cap and everything was changed - forever. The chest? Simmer the fuck down, I'll come to the chest in due course. More importantly , what of my uncle and his predilection for strange, unpredictable fucking shite, I hear you cry ?! The tale of my uncle is a tale indeed! Though you be on the edge of your seats throughout this cosmic suspense, I beg you attend with all your eyes! All shall be revealed ! 2 mild onions 1 kg basmati rice 4 green peppers 2 packets linguini Unsalted butter family tub Vaseline 50 rounds .338 lapua magnum 4 tins tomatoes mushrooms 2 rat traps Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Jealous little vole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Reading between the lines, Quince, I'd say you used to do drugs, good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Jealous little vole. It's rubbish and whatever shit your coked-up crusted one cell follows it up with will be rubbish... you tragic fucking toilet. Good work QC. Cretinous fucking saps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Frank said: It's rubbish and whatever shit your coked-up crusted one cell follows it up with will be rubbish... you tragic fucking toilet. Speaking of which, where is your disabled toilet nom, Frank, you genetically modified man-fucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I'm not sure where you've been QC but please don't let me stop you using your return ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was in the summer of 1994 when I was still captain of the "Octonauts" that I was told about the fucking treasure chest. Though my uncle was serious about that other thing the facts were still the facts : why? Who? What for? All very good questions. Could you put it better? I fucking can't , and im sure you'll agree with my take on this 110%. It should be said that despite assertions to the contrary, and though some would aver an utterly disparate view of this matter to that of my uncle, the fact of his cogent analysis is foremost in our minds- fucking foremost. Possibly if the chest even existed some might even say "Quincy, do tell us about the treasure", its possible you might greedily covet this shit for yourselves and get all sorts of ideas, so I can only gingerly edge forward and not give too many juicy details away. It was in that long summer of 1994 that deuterium rich ice was discovered under the moons south polar cap and everything was changed - forever. The chest? Simmer the fuck down, I'll come to the chest in due course. More importantly , what of my uncle and his predilection for strange, unpredictable fucking shite, I hear you cry ?! The tale of my uncle is a tale indeed! Though you be on the edge of your seats throughout this cosmic suspense, I beg you attend with all your eyes! All shall be revealed ! 2 mild onions 1 kg basmati rice 4 green peppers 2 packets linguini Unsalted butter family tub Vaseline 50 rounds .338 lapua magnum 4 tins tomatoes mushrooms 2 rat traps All gender disabled toilet..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: It's rubbish and whatever shit your coked-up crusted one cell follows it up with will be rubbish... you tragic fucking toilet. Good work QC. Cretinous fucking saps. What exactly, Frank , is wrong with this nom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 20 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Reading between the lines, Quince, I'd say you used to do drugs, good man. I would do a great deal more given half the chance but circumstances prohibit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was in the summer of 1994 when I was still captain of the "Octonauts" that I was told about the fucking treasure chest. Though my uncle was serious about that other thing the facts were still the facts : why? Who? What for? All very good questions. Could you put it better? I fucking can't , and im sure you'll agree with my take on this 110%. It should be said that despite assertions to the contrary, and though some would aver an utterly disparate view of this matter to that of my uncle, the fact of his cogent analysis is foremost in our minds- fucking foremost. Possibly if the chest even existed some might even say "Quincy, do tell us about the treasure", its possible you might greedily covet this shit for yourselves and get all sorts of ideas, so I can only gingerly edge forward and not give too many juicy details away. It was in that long summer of 1994 that deuterium rich ice was discovered under the moons south polar cap and everything was changed - forever. The chest? Simmer the fuck down, I'll come to the chest in due course. More importantly , what of my uncle and his predilection for strange, unpredictable fucking shite, I hear you cry ?! The tale of my uncle is a tale indeed! Though you be on the edge of your seats throughout this cosmic suspense, I beg you attend with all your eyes! All shall be revealed ! 2 mild onions 1 kg basmati rice 4 green peppers 2 packets linguini Unsalted butter family tub Vaseline 50 rounds .338 lapua magnum 4 tins tomatoes mushrooms 2 rat traps That is a very bad impression of Broken Nads.... fucking terrible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I would do a great deal more given half the chance but circumstances prohibit. Nom time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: What exactly, Frank , is wrong with this nom? As far as noms go, I'm sure it's perfectly fine. I simply don't like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 What in Christ's name was that all about? Fucking octonauts are cunts. Especially Captain Barnacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: As far as noms go, I'm sure it's perfectly fine. I simply don't like you. The highest accolade around here. I'm sure you don't, feeble one. No runt likes the buck who fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What in Christ's name was that all about? Fucking octonauts are cunts. Especially Captain Barnacle. Not so sure Gyps, to be honest. Thought of the Octonauts and that id do something annoying / daft , and there you have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 It took longer than expected for the biggest fuckwit on here to take the bait, Quince. Punkers waited until the 7th post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 I tried my best to shit out the stupidest shit possible, but keep a rough framework of reason around it, and thus and so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 You lying cunt. You didn't have to try at all to come up with this bollox. Must do better, look at some of Punkers contributions to this site to see how to make stuff up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 The only positive thing I can find to say about this, is it's better than the yacht nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I can only assume Quincy is suffering from Syphilis, contracted from one of franks I. D's during his time in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was in the summer of 1994 when I was still captain of the "Octonauts" that I was told about the fucking treasure chest. Though my uncle was serious about that other thing the facts were still the facts : why? Who? What for? All very good questions. Could you put it better? I fucking can't , and im sure you'll agree with my take on this 110%. It should be said that despite assertions to the contrary, and though some would aver an utterly disparate view of this matter to that of my uncle, the fact of his cogent analysis is foremost in our minds- fucking foremost. Possibly if the chest even existed some might even say "Quincy, do tell us about the treasure", its possible you might greedily covet this shit for yourselves and get all sorts of ideas, so I can only gingerly edge forward and not give too many juicy details away. It was in that long summer of 1994 that deuterium rich ice was discovered under the moons south polar cap and everything was changed - forever. The chest? Simmer the fuck down, I'll come to the chest in due course. More importantly , what of my uncle and his predilection for strange, unpredictable fucking shite, I hear you cry ?! The tale of my uncle is a tale indeed! Though you be on the edge of your seats throughout this cosmic suspense, I beg you attend with all your eyes! All shall be revealed ! 2 mild onions 1 kg basmati rice 4 green peppers 2 packets linguini Unsalted butter family tub Vaseline 50 rounds .338 lapua magnum 4 tins tomatoes mushrooms 2 rat traps https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjqr6eH_-LLAhUL2BoKHcSjBDQQtwIILzAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-o-7MmhqNfA&usg=AFQjCNHEBVzQl90HRlgcFk8vucqfaO2Gug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 8 hours ago, luke swarm said: https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjqr6eH_-LLAhUL2BoKHcSjBDQQtwIILzAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-o-7MmhqNfA&usg=AFQjCNHEBVzQl90HRlgcFk8vucqfaO2Gug Yes indeed ! That's the gold standard I was shooting for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was in the summer of 1994 when I was still captain of the "Octonauts" that I was told about the fucking treasure chest. Though my uncle was serious about that other thing the facts were still the facts : why? Who? What for? All very good questions. Could you put it better? I fucking can't , and im sure you'll agree with my take on this 110%. It should be said that despite assertions to the contrary, and though some would aver an utterly disparate view of this matter to that of my uncle, the fact of his cogent analysis is foremost in our minds- fucking foremost. Possibly if the chest even existed some might even say "Quincy, do tell us about the treasure", its possible you might greedily covet this shit for yourselves and get all sorts of ideas, so I can only gingerly edge forward and not give too many juicy details away. It was in that long summer of 1994 that deuterium rich ice was discovered under the moons south polar cap and everything was changed - forever. The chest? Simmer the fuck down, I'll come to the chest in due course. More importantly , what of my uncle and his predilection for strange, unpredictable fucking shite, I hear you cry ?! The tale of my uncle is a tale indeed! Though you be on the edge of your seats throughout this cosmic suspense, I beg you attend with all your eyes! All shall be revealed ! 2 mild onions 1 kg basmati rice 4 green peppers 2 packets linguini Unsalted butter family tub Vaseline 50 rounds .338 lapua magnum 4 tins tomatoes mushrooms 2 rat traps You fucking what mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Decimus said: The only positive thing I can find to say about this, is it's better than the yacht nom. EVEN better than the excellent "yacht cunts"? Praise indeed ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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