Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Roops, you want a date?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Fatty said: I'd back scuttle you gobbler Fatty you fucking lettuce fearing cunt, I bet it would be like flicking a cigarette into the grand canyon. Saying that, I guess the strange little convulsions that would make up a sexual attempt on your part could technically count towards cardio exercise, so knock yourself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, nocti said: Fatty you fucking lettuce fearing cunt, I bet it would be like flicking a cigarette into the grand canyon. Saying that, I guess the strange little convulsions that would make up a sexual attempt on your part could technically count towards cardio exercise, so knock yourself out. Kind words Nocti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hey, at least you have somewhere to puke it back into, its the others you should feel sorry for.... Fucking hell thats pathetic even by your standards. And you reckon your educated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: But there's a chance of line up, right? Just put a picture of Punkape up. He's one of the biggest pricks on here. 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Can't disagree with any of that Dec. All I'm saying is give the lass a break. She is what she is, and she's taken a lot of shit recently. She's had a proper cunting for putting herself on display. I wonder how many of those who slag her off are porn watching wank biscuits, and would, given half a chance. She is what she is,thats why she's had a lot of shit recently. Ever wondered why? She put herself on display by going on the internet. She's open to public cunting just like anyone else who puts anything about themselves on the net. If she doesn't like it then she should of thought of that first but people like her will lap up the attention whether good or bad,so it's fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Does it work on old Yorkshire cunts? I'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 45 minutes ago, Fatty said: I'd back scuttle you gobbler Not a chance in hell, lard boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 16 minutes ago, Snatch said: Fucking hell thats pathetic even by your standards. And you reckon your educated? "you're". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scotty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Swift edit needed there, snatchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: Swift edit needed there, snatchers. Then quote function is being a cunt again Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 14 minutes ago, Snatch said: Just put a picture of Punkape up. He's one of the biggest pricks on here. She is what she is,thats why she's had a lot of shit recently. Ever wondered why? She put herself on display by going on the internet. She's open to public cunting just like anyone else who puts anything about themselves on the net. If she doesn't like it then she should of thought of that first but people like her will lap up the attention whether good or bad,so it's fair game. If she's not bothered what other people think she'll probably find the cunting amusing. And it pads out a few threads until profB returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: If she's not bothered what other people think she'll probably find the cunting amusing. And it pads out a few threads until profB returns. Thats what I said Nobbers. As for that cuntiing sheep coming back. It will be all out War on the annoying cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 hour ago, nocti said: Fatty you fucking lettuce fearing cunt, I bet it would be like flicking a cigarette into the grand canyon. Saying that, I guess the strange little convulsions that would make up a sexual attempt on your part could technically count towards cardio exercise, so knock yourself out. Hey, I can arrange my own love life thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Hey, I can arrange my own love life thank you. It's Fatty I'm trying to help out here. The grand canyon analogy was more aimed at you, Gobs. None intended. From what I've seen sprawled across toilet walls and crimewatch ads around the country, Fatty is apparently fairly well endowed for someone who took a whole week to realise he had pulled a cement mixer into his gravitational field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 7 hours ago, southerncunt said: After some reflection, and thorough research over many years on the net, I propose that all things being equal, Mrs Roops showcasing her wine drinking attire was a sporting gesture. Even though I had fallen foul of her a couple of times, I have seen and indeed had a crack at far worse. I expect a bollocking over this, but seeing as this is cunts corner, I may as well nominate one. Come on gents, she may rub you the wrong way, but would you rub I back? Thoughts? I have mused about this for 7 hours . Would I , wouldn't I ?. Probably not a traditional seeing too , but I would go as far as administering a good fisting whilst clutching a kilo of pork sausages to take up the slack. I would insist on wearing a blindfold though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: I would insist on wearing a blindfold though. I think she would insist on a similar PPE.....maybe also a clothspeg on her nose to mask the terrible odour of overripe camembert and garlic that pervades the air in your immediate vicinity.....7 hours of musing and that's the best you can come up with....sort yourself out cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 7 hours ago, southerncunt said: After some reflection, and thorough research over many years on the net, I propose that all things being equal, Mrs Roops showcasing her wine drinking attire was a sporting gesture. Even though I had fallen foul of her a couple of times, I have seen and indeed had a crack at far worse. I expect a bollocking over this, but seeing as this is cunts corner, I may as well nominate one. Come on gents, she may rub you the wrong way, but would you rub I back? Thoughts? Yes. But I'd run like fuck afterwards before I got a long-winded and detailed explanation of where I went wrong and how much more intelligent she is than everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Each to their own, Southern, and fair play for sticking your neck out. Personally though, I'd rather smear my cock and balls in pedigree chum and lie down naked during the gun dog trials at Crufts. Rrrruff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: Yes. But I'd run like fuck afterwards before I got a long-winded and detailed explanation of where I went wrong and how much more intelligent she is than everyone else. Fucking brilliant, Mike. I'll like this fucker as soon as my quota is replenished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 38 minutes ago, nocti said: It's Fatty I'm trying to help out here. The grand canyon analogy was more aimed at you, Gobs. None intended. From what I've seen sprawled across toilet walls and crimewatch ads around the country, Fatty is apparently fairly well endowed for someone who took a whole week to realise he had pulled a cement mixer into his gravitational field. None taken nocti. That cement mixer must be handy for washing his shit filled nappies in. And to use it to its full potential he could rent it out to that shit stain Stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, MikeD said: Yes. But I'd run like fuck afterwards before I got a long-winded and detailed explanation of where I went wrong and how much more intelligent she is than everyone else. Mike, previously, the only thing I liked about you was the fact that you're not Ding. But you've delivered the goods these past few days, and you'll get a like from me too. I always knew you had it in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mike, previously, the only thing I liked about you was the fact that you're not Ding. But you've delivered the goods these past few days, and you'll get a like from me too. I always knew you had it in you. Erm....okay, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: I have mused about this for 7 hours . Would I , wouldn't I ?. Probably not a traditional seeing too , but I would go as far as administering a good fisting whilst clutching a kilo of pork sausages to take up the slack. I would insist on wearing a blindfold though. Ironically you've thought about it for 6 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds longer than it would take for you to perform the heinous crime before spaffing your cheesy load in your tricolour y-fronts Besides, shouldn't you be concentrating your attentions on forgiving terrorists? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: "An exhibitionist doesn't think that they have anything worth exhibiting." "The last thing that an exhibitionist thinks is that they have an attribute worth exhibiting." Direct quotes. And you have the audacity to call other members thick. As for your income assessment, we're roughly equal, with some nice rental money from inherited properties to further feather our nest. Do you earn much on washedupscrubberswithdisgustinglyhairygrowlers.com? Even if you don't, I suggest that you immediately fund remedial English lessons at night school, or for a private brain scan. Because either you are too thick to understand the definition of an exhibitionist and were hoping we would forget, or your memory is going in your old age and you forgot the aforementioned quotes. Yeah, thumb through archives as much as you like. We all know what an exhibitionist is. As I recall, you were doing your usual Decs-style lashing out, remarking that I was deluded into thinking I had anything worth showing off. I said that was not the motivation. After the above quotes which you kindly provide I left it for a few days knowing that you would continue making an arse of yourself with more sniping. Only then I said exhibitionist do it for the thrill - "as any fule kno". As I said previously, the spat what about why, not what. What was that you were saying about English lessons and brain scan? Still waiting about the font abuse theories......... 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Fucking hell thats pathetic even by your standards. And you reckon your educated? Not sure I've ever described myself as such. You have though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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