Waitrose

[Guest MikeD]

Apparently a flower named after Princess Charlotte, which I presume is the latest little inbred cunt which Kate the fucking baby-machine fired out of her privileged and pampered gash, will go on sale at Waitrose stores.

So that'll be a knighthood for the chief executive then.

Fucking pathetic, fawning, arse-licking bastards.

 

[Guest Snatch]

It will no doubt cost 10 times as much as a normal flower,whatever they cost. Maybe Tesco will do a cheap copy soon for £1.

[Guest MikeD]

Just now, Snatch said:

It will no doubt cost 10 times as much as a normal flower,whatever they cost. Maybe Tesco will do a cheap copy soon for £1.

Ask PunkApe.

[Guest Snatch]

2 minutes ago, MikeD said:

Ask PunkApe.

Maybe he can get staff discount at 50%.

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Snatch said:

It will no doubt cost 10 times as much as a normal flower,whatever they cost. Maybe Tesco will do a cheap copy soon for £1.

I'm sure Punkape will let us know when Tesco get stock - after all he'll most likely be putting them out on display, when he's finished his aisle cleaning duties.

[Guest MikeD]

2 minutes ago, Ape said:

I'm sure Punkape will let us know when Tesco get stock - after all he'll most likely be putting them out on display, when he's finished his aisle cleaning duties.

I imagine he's been up a few aisles in his time.

[camberwell gypsy]

15 minutes ago, MikeD said:

Apparently a flower named after Princess Charlotte, which I presume is the latest little inbred cunt which Kate the fucking baby-machine fired out of her privileged and pampered gash, will go on sale at Waitrose stores.

So that'll be a knighthood for the chief executive then.

Fucking pathetic, fawning, arse-licking bastards.

 

Aw that's luvvley. Gawd bless 'em ( curtseys and tugs forlock)! I'm gonna go dahn there in me best bonnet and get one. Gor blimey strike a light guvnor!

[Guest MikeD]

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Aw that's luvvley. Gawd bless 'em ( curtseys and tugs forlock)! I'm gonna go dahn there in me best bonnet and get one. Gor blimey strike a light guvnor!

And they'll appreciate it I'm sure, as they're so in touch with the public and 'just like us.' 

[Guest BrothersQuim]

I can't for the life of me understand the sycophantic subservient cunts who buy into all this shite. Worshipping a pair of benefit scroinging, tax dodging Germans and their inbred gormless kids. "They bring tourism to the UK" so does stone henge but it doesn't cost us an arm and a leg. Fuck them all and Fuck the sub human homunculus who worship them and keep the shit show going.

[camberwell gypsy]

4 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

I can't for the life of me understand the sycophantic subservient cunts who buy into all this shite. Worshipping a pair of benefit scroinging, tax dodging Germans and their inbred gormless kids. "They bring tourism to the UK" so does stone henge but it doesn't cost us an arm and a leg. Fuck them all and Fuck the sub human homunculus who worship them and keep the shit show going.

Homunculus- I had to look that up. And the picture I got looks like Andrew Marr and Wayne Rooney

[Guest MikeD]

2 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

I can't for the life of me understand the sycophantic subservient cunts who buy into all this shite. Worshipping a pair of benefit scroinging, tax dodging Germans and their inbred gormless kids. "They bring tourism to the UK" so does stone henge but it doesn't cost us an arm and a leg. Fuck them all and Fuck the sub human homunculus who worship them and keep the shit show going.

And they 'work so hard' according to the gullible cunts who kiss their fucking arses.

By 'working hard' I presume they mean travelling in luxury to whatever event they're told to be at, reading a speech which they've never fucking seen before and showing all the charisma and personality of a fucking boiled potato.

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Homunculus- I had to look that up. And the picture I got looks like Andrew Marr and Wayne Rooney

You will find it in any Waitrose Gypps . Chill cabinet next to the yoghurts. Nice with pineapple.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Homunculus- I had to look that up. And the picture I got looks like Andrew Marr

I always thought Andrew Marr looked like Kuato from total recall.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

10 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

I can't for the life of me understand the sycophantic subservient cunts who buy into all this shite. Worshipping a pair of benefit scroinging, tax dodging Germans and their inbred gormless kids. "They bring tourism to the UK" so does stone henge but it doesn't cost us an arm and a leg. Fuck them all and Fuck the sub human homunculus who worship them and keep the shit show going.

I'd considered you at best an oddity until now. After this, I feel we are friends, and perhaps one day even lovers. 

[Guest MikeD]

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Homunculus- I had to look that up. And the picture I got looks like Andrew Marr and Wayne Rooney

I was going to but after looking I probably still wouldn't know what it meant.

[Guest MikeD]

1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'd considered you at best an oddity until now. After this, I feel we are friends, and perhaps one day even lovers. 

What a fucking slut, straight in there!!

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, MikeD said:

I was going to but after looking I probably still wouldn't know what it meant.

Bit of a mouthful. Like cunillingus.

[Guest MikeD]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Bit of a mouthful. Like cunillingus.

Is that the kind of plan Baldrick always had in Blackadder?

[Guest BrothersQuim]

10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'd considered you at best an oddity until now. After this, I feel we are friends, and perhaps one day even lovers. 

I'm glad I could change your opinion. As for the lovers part it'd be like opening the window and trying to fuck the night i'm afraid.

[Guest Snatch]

Just now, BrothersQuim said:

I'm glad I could change your opinion. As for the lovers part it'd be like opening the window and trying to fuck the night i'm afraid.

You don't happen to know Judge do you?

[nocti]

32 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

Fuck the sub human homunculus who worship them and keep the shit show going.

 

21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'd considered you at best an oddity until now. After this, I feel we are friends, and perhaps one day even lovers. 

Not to nick Ding's role or anything, but fucking sort it out Sticks. 

[Guest BrothersQuim]

8 minutes ago, Snatch said:

You don't happen to know Judge do you?

I broke him in, well me and a pack of rottweilers. I'm the reason that when you stand behind him and shout there's always an echo.

[Guest deebom]

Waitrose. M&S prices for Asda quality food.

[Guest DrCunt]

I'd put every single one of the royal family against a wall and shoot them. I'd be happy to pull the tigger myself too.

[Cuntybaws]

4 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

I'd be happy to pull the tigger myself too.

Keep that sort of Pooh-related shit for the Sickipedia thread, you filthy fucking pervert!