Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Holy fuck, this will be an emotional rollercoaster. Strap yourself in for a wild night with this pair of crazy bastards. Fuck your water-boarding, the CIA need to get in on this and see it's potential for torture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 33 minutes ago, MikeD said: Holy fuck, this will be an emotional rollercoaster. Strap yourself in for a wild night with this pair of crazy bastards. Fuck your water-boarding, the CIA need to get in on this and see it's potential for torture. It will be good if Hung Henman face - fucks Mundane Murray when the score is ' love'. Henman should be able to reach Murray's adams apple and knock it into a pocket. Fuck it , that's snooker isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Henman and Murray together at last. Possibly the most boring duo in world history up until you formed your recent double act with Ding. Pile of fucking shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 I'd happily donate to the charity behind this IF they can arrange for the match to take place on Mars. That dour cunt Murray could do with some practice on clay. Mark Watney is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 As some of the money raised will go to foreigners via UNICEF, it's no wonder you hate the idea of raising money for a charity like this. Fuck off you racist dwarf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 The tennis equivalent of Roops vs Decimus. The half rate old timer vs someone who, whilst being a complete cunt, is at his cunting peak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubbles said: As some of the money raised will go to foreigners via UNICEF, it's no wonder you hate the idea of raising money for a charity like this. Fuck off you racist dwarf. Still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: Henman and Murray together at last. Possibly the most boring duo in world history up until you formed your recent double act with Ding. Pile of fucking shit. I'd form a double act with any cunt just as long as it gets your attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: The tennis equivalent of Roops vs Decimus. The half rate old timer vs someone who, whilst being a complete cunt, is at his cunting peak. I know who I would put my money on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: I know who I would put my money on..... Shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: I know who I would put my money on..... You, Roops. Because along with Ding, you're my new best mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd happily donate to the charity behind this IF they can arrange for the match to take place on Mars. That dour cunt Murray could do with some practice on clay. Mark Watney is a cunt. Or in the hotel where you are staying. These two cunts would be a welcome distraction for the punters who have had to endure your margarita fuelled bollocks 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 I can't help noticing that this has gone slightly off topic. I'm not usually one for bringing that up but......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: I can't help noticing that this has gone slightly off topic. I'm not usually one for bringing that up but......... Its called trying to breathe life into a corpse Mike. Be thankful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Its called trying to breathe life into a corpse Mike. Be thankful I always am, every second I'm logged in is like a tiny little gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: I always am, every second I'm logged in is like a tiny little, gift. "Still here" Since you are a little wannabe internet hard nut who just has to reply to every post slating him, regardless of his own catchphrase, I'll tell you how this is going to go. I'm going to slate every single post you make from now on, and since you can't resist replying, you'll have no time to pollute the site with the lowest common denominator bollocks that you have infested us with since 2014. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Still here" Since you are a little wannabe internet hard nut who just has to reply to every post slating him, regardless of his own catchphrase, I'll tell you how this is going to go. I'm going to slate every single post you make from now on, and since you can't resist replying, you'll have no time to pollute the site with the lowest common denominator bollocks that you have infested us with since 2014. You're cracking, soon be flouncing time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Or in the hotel where you are staying. These two cunts would be a welcome distraction for the punters who have had to endure your margarita fuelled bollocks 24/7 It's a private island, not some common hotel. And It's been even more private since the barman killed himself two days ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 A boring bastard versus a useless bastard. All for charidee. What's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A boring bastard versus a useless bastard. All for charidee. What's not to like? No doubt we'll have the usual uptight commentator cunts wetting themselves with excitement when either of these dull bastards does anything even remotely out of the fucking ordinary. Like laughing or smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a private island, not some common hotel. And It's been even more private since the barman killed himself two days ago. If it's mustique, baws, I'll be there on Tuesday. I fancy another go on your bulimic wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Tennis. Who gives a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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