Witheredscrote Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This particular shower of cuntflaps need acquainting with the business end of a power-actuated Hilti nail gun. Rev, you're practically right next door - make it so. PS And if you've any nails left after you've finished with these cunts, be a love and see if you can't track down Jimmy Somerville and attach all his limbs to his thorax. Reading into this further they are all at this 'dancing around ' shit . Some sort of inter force competition , with the main aim being recruitment of new police. Load of wank. The Gendarmerie Nationale were asked to participate but said they were too busy shooting 'people smugglers' and swarthy types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 The scottish conservative party leader ruth davidson is nearly as attractive as nicola sturgeon. Are all scotish women ugly butch looking lesbians? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: The scottish conservative party leader ruth davidson is nearly as attractive as nicola sturgeon. Are all scotish women ugly butch looking lesbians? If susans calman and boyle are anything to go by then yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: The scottish conservative party leader ruth davidson is nearly as attractive as nicola sturgeon. Are all scotish women ugly butch looking lesbians? How very fucking dare you! One glance at this line up from the final of Miss Scotland 2015 will soon have you eating your words. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: How very fucking dare you! One glance at this line up from the final of Miss Scotland 2015 will soon have you eating your words. They certainly did! It's like bubbles wet dream come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: This particular shower of cuntflaps need acquainting with the business end of a power-actuated Hilti nail gun. Rev, you're practically right next door - make it so. PS And if you've any nails left after you've finished with these cunts, be a love and see if you can't track down Jimmy Somerville and attach all his limbs to his thorax. Don't he live in Frisco (Cant be bothered putting San Francisco as its too long). what wait! Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: How very fucking dare you! One glance at this line up from the final of Miss Scotland 2015 will soon have you eating your words. Fucking hell, The Nolans have let themselves go since their sister died. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 It's in front of Edinburgh Castle, Bubba. It's owned by the fucking shit-sucking nationalist fascist cunts in the Scottish fucking Government, who also just happen to run Police Scotland like the fucking Brownshirts. So, they sort of do own the fucking place. The bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell, The Nolans have let themselves go since their sister died. To be fair, the cunt that died was fuck all to look at either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rev said: It's in front of Edinburgh Castle, Bubba. It's owned by the fucking shit-sucking nationalist fascist cunts in the Scottish fucking Government, who also just happen to run Police Scotland like the fucking Brownshirts. So, they sort of do own the fucking place. The bastards. It was a joke, Rev, Mr WC Fingers will probably get it. If not, he can fuck off. He doesn't own this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, Rev said: To be fair, the cunt that died was fuck all to look at either. That's Joan Collins before make up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, Rev said: To be fair, the cunt that died was fuck all to look at either. Drew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: That's Joan Collins before make up. I thought it might be Debbie McGee without the clothes peg attached to the back of her fucking bullet-headed skull, to give her that Govan facelift look. I wonder if old Debbie's back on the Non-Doctor Deluxe since that jug-eared dwarf decided to fuck off and not bore every other poor cunt to death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I'm tearing up with nostalgia now, this is quite like old times. If only Ratty was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rev said: I thought it might be Debbie McGee without the clothes peg attached to the back of her fucking bullet-headed skull, to give her that Govan facelift look. I wonder if old Debbie's back on the Non-Doctor Deluxe since that jug-eared dwarf decided to fuck off and not bore every other poor cunt to death. I liked Paul Daniels. Not a Lot, but I liked him. I'll get me sequined leotard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Yeah, Ratty, Rothers and Droops. I wonder whatever happened to those cunts, or Lady P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rev said: Yeah, Ratty, Rothers and Droops. I wonder whatever happened to those cunts, or Lady P. Ratty's been back "officially" a few times. He once lasted almost 5 minutes before the new-and-improved Admin banned him again. Rothers couldn't handle the new format, went on a petulant thread-necro spree, then vanished. I think Peacock committed suicide after watching too many depressing Scandi-dramas on the tellybox. Lady P swore off nominations, but still does a drive-by once in a blue moon. She's still as random as ever, the trainspotting old crone. The only other news is that Mrs Roops' PYN hardcore has been uncovered by some rather childish cunts who've only recently mastered basic Internet search functionality, and who apparently have never seen pubic hair before, let alone a tampon sticking out of someone's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Oh yeah, I remember Mrs R's pics and that Australian site she was on from time to time. I would have. Not like some of the fucking pansies here whose only sexual encounters are paying their mothers in Pot Noodles to take a shit on their chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ratty's been back "officially" a few times. He once lasted almost 5 minutes before the new-and-improved Admin banned him again. Rothers couldn't handle the new format, went on a petulant thread-necro spree, then vanished. I think Peacock committed suicide after watching too many depressing Scandi-dramas on the tellybox. Lady P swore off nominations, but still does a drive-by once in a blue moon. She's still as random as ever, the trainspotting old crone. The only other news is that Mrs Roops' PYN hardcore has been uncovered by some rather childish cunts who've only recently mastered basic Internet search functionality, and who apparently have never seen pubic hair before, let alone a tampon sticking out of someone's arse. I remember a time where it wasn't uncommon for Lady P to upload at least half a dozen noms a day, all pointless and criminally unfunny. Didn't Roops ban Rothers after he called her a stupid fucking cunt or words to that effect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, Rev said: Oh yeah, I remember Mrs R's pics and that Australian site she was on from time to time. I wonder what happened to (Mr) Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: I remember a time where it wasn't uncommon for Lady P to upload at least half a dozen noms a day, all pointless and criminally unfunny. Didn't Roops ban Rothers after he called her a stupid fucking cunt or words to that effect? You'll have to narrow down those parameters for me Peanut. Neither of these were exactly isolated incidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wonder what happened to (Mr) Roops? I'm guessing suicide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm guessing suicide. Asphyxiation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 20 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck this bollocks withers. I've got tickets to England V Russia in Marseille. I was wondering if you fancy meeting up for 12 pints of Stella and some Soviet bashing followed by a trip to an Arabic brothel in one of the northern suburbs? William...I will be taking over the town square in Marseilles two days before the game with the troops. Never miss a good chance to invade Europe. Look,for the biggest noisiest bunch of fucking cunts in town. That's us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Asphyxiation. It is a persons right to be stupid but you are abusing the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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