Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 I've just seen an advert where some ugly fat cunt discussed how they were able to order a box of 'diet food', which seems to be a box of vastly overpriced vegetables which the fat cunt can stir fry in order to be less of a fat cunt. Surely there is no hope for humanity if people are allowed to become so fat and thick that they are incapable of measuring their own calorific intake, and have to pay for someone to send them what is akin to a rationed aid package in order to rectify their obesity. The fat fucking idiots should save up their benefit payments for a nice glass of bleach in order to dissolve their insides and rid the world of their presence. 2 birds and all that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I've just seen an advert where some ugly fat cunt discussed how they were able to order a box of 'diet food', which seems to be a box of vastly overpriced vegetables which the fat cunt can stir fry in order to be less of a fat cunt. Surely there is no hope for humanity if people are allowed to become so fat and thick that they are incapable of measuring their own calorific intake, and have to pay for someone to send them what is akin to an aid package in order to rectify their obesity. The fat fucking idiots should save up their benefit payments for a nice glass of bleach in order to dissolve their insides and rid the world of their presence. 2 birds and all that. Out of likes at the wrong time. Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Out of likes at the wrong time. Beautiful. There's always tomorrow, I'll bide my time. Should I edit the nom to something else? I'm thinking, 'glasses on head' or 'yacht 3' just to lay low and get me through the night shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: There's always tomorrow, I'll bide my time. Should I edit the nom to something else? I'm thinking, 'glasses on head' or 'yacht 3' just to lay low and get me through the night shift. No its a perfect nom bubbles. Fat divs looking for the latest miracle cure. Pay lots of money to have less food delivered to your home and loose weight. Praise Jesus it's a miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: No its a perfect nom bubbles. Fat divs looking for the latest miracle cure. Pay lots of money to have less food delivered to your home and loose weight. Praise Jesus it's a miracle. Thanks, ed, I'm glad someone as good as you has the grace and goodwill to speak the truth. Some of these other nom's are truly fucking awful. Excluding yours, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Thanks, ed, I'm glad someone as good as you has the grace and goodwill to speak the truth. Some of these other nom's are truly fucking awful. Excluding yours, obviously. Obviously bubbles, I've always liked you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Obviously bubbles, I've always liked you. Ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Ditto. Maybe the cunts of the corner can copy our mutual appreciation trend and keep the cunting of each other to below decks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: Maybe the cunts of the corner can copy our mutual appreciation trend and keep the cunting of each other to below decks? Do you think it's possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Do you think it's possible? I certainly hope not bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I certainly hope not bubbles. Fuck them then. The cunts. On topic, ish - Apparently fat cunts can also get a hypnotherapy gastric band. What a world we live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Fuck them then. The cunts. On topic, ish - Apparently fat cunts can also get a hypnotherapy gastric band. What a world we live in. It's crazy, look at that fat untalented cunt smithy from Gavin and Stacey, the Americans can't get enough of him. Fucking mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 32 minutes ago, Eddie said: 28 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Ditto. Obviously bubbles, I've always liked you. Gents as much as I appreciate that great minds think alike and in the fraternity of worldwide cunts.....may I express my dismay at this unprecedented outbreak of peace and unity on the corner, you do realise that the site could implode if you carry on in this fashion....before you know it cunts like Apple and Rick will turn up to say Hi Guys and what then.....friendly drinks in boutique bars and playing squash together on a Tuesday night..talking about which are the best schools, house prices and drinking wine instead of beer. I suggest that you sort yourselves out immediately...to help your gain some momentum.....Eddie.I heard Bubbles saying that you and Ding were bumchums earlier...............Bubbles I heard Eddie call you the Judges Gimp...I did. carry on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Gents as much as I appreciate that great minds think alike and in the fraternity of worldwide cunts.....may I express my dismay at this unprecedented outbreak of peace and unity on the corner, you do realise that the site could implode if you carry on in this fashion....before you know it cunts like Apple and Rick will turn up to say Hi Guys and what then.....friendly drinks in boutique bars and playing squash together on a Tuesday night..talking about which are the best schools, house prices and drinking wine instead of beer. I suggest that you sort yourselves out immediately...to help your gain some momentum.....Eddie.I heard Bubbles saying that you and Ding were bumchums earlier...............Bubbles I heard Eddie call you the Judges Gimp...I did. carry on Wise words indeed swarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Gents as much as I appreciate that great minds think alike and in the fraternity of worldwide cunts.....may I express my dismay at this unprecedented outbreak of peace and unity on the corner, you do realise that the site could implode if you carry on in this fashion....before you know it cunts like Apple and Rick will turn up to say Hi Guys and what then.....friendly drinks in boutique bars and playing squash together on a Tuesday night..talking about which are the best schools, house prices and drinking wine instead of beer. I suggest that you sort yourselves out immediately...to help your gain some momentum.....Eddie.I heard Bubbles saying that you and Ding were bumchums earlier...............Bubbles I heard Eddie call you the Judges Gimp...I did. carry on Social experiment, swarm. If the nom is perfect (as this one is), and in turn uncuntable, then it can be a thing of beauty. Care to discuss an on-point post? Besides, @Monumental cunt said you shop at tesco and use @Punkape staff discount card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's crazy, look at that fat untalented cunt smithy from Gavin and Stacey, the Americans can't get enough of him. Fucking mystery. He's a fucking cunt. And as if he couldn't be any more of a cunt, I'm sure it's his fat-throated caterwaul that provides voice-over for the webuyanycar adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 The cunts who buy this overpriced shite could just move to Somalia. They'd save a fortune, lose weight through lack of food, and learn a new trade in piracy into the bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: I've just seen an advert where some ugly fat cunt discussed how they were able to order a box of 'diet food', which seems to be a box of vastly overpriced vegetables which the fat cunt can stir fry in order to be less of a fat cunt. Surely there is no hope for humanity if people are allowed to become so fat and thick that they are incapable of measuring their own calorific intake, and have to pay for someone to send them what is akin to a rationed aid package in order to rectify their obesity. The fat fucking idiots should save up their benefit payments for a nice glass of bleach in order to dissolve their insides and rid the world of their presence. 2 birds and all that. Because it's smaller than what they usually have, they'll have two or if they have one , they'll have a box of malteasers because they've "been good". The phrase "deckchairs off the Titanic" springs to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Fuck them then. The cunts. On topic, ish - Apparently fat cunts can also get a hypnotherapy gastric band. What a world we live in. As a nurse I had to do loads of Diabetic checks on them and the amount I saw who had poor pulses and were warned that if they didn't change their lifestyle, they'll lose a leg or go blind. Then back they come 6 months later; still the same. Dunno why I bothered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 48 minutes ago, Bubbles said: He's a fucking cunt. And as if he couldn't be any more of a cunt, I'm sure it's his fat-throated caterwaul that provides voice-over for the webuyanycar adverts. That fat cunt Cordon looks slim on their telly...fat Sherman's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: As a nurse I had to do loads of Diabetic checks on them and the amount I saw who had poor pulses and were warned that if they didn't change their lifestyle, they'll lose a leg or go blind. Then back they come 6 months later; still the same. Dunno why I bothered. Yeah. Bastards. You should have suggested they take up a hobby...like smoking, or injecting sugar. The amount of fucking cadaverous old cunts that hang around hospital entrances in their piss-soaked pyjamas, still hooked up to a mobile IV, or iron lung, puffing their emphysema-racked lungs on Benson & Hedges to their heart's content is fucking staggering. These time-wasting bastards should be sent away with a kick in the bollocks and their bed given to some cunt who actually wants to get better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Rev said: Yeah. Bastards. You should have suggested they take up a hobby...like smoking, or injecting sugar. The amount of fucking cadaverous old cunts that hang around hospital entrances in their piss-soaked pyjamas, still hooked up to a mobile IV, or iron lung, puffing their emphysema-racked lungs on Benson & Hedges to their heart's content is fucking staggering. These time-wasting bastards should be sent away with a kick in the bollocks and their bed given to some cunt who actually wants to get better. Yeah. Fucking doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 12 hours ago, Eddie said: Obviously bubbles, I've always liked you. You couple of loved up snivelling worms, you're a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 11 hours ago, Bubbles said: Fuck them then. The cunts. On topic, ish - Apparently fat cunts can also get a hypnotherapy gastric band. What a world we live in. They probably cover it in Mayonnaise and eat the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: You couple of loved up snivelling worms, you're a fucking disgrace. Ah, withers, our grassing Gallic cry baby. Whatever happened to your 'bubbles is a troll' avatar? Fuck off you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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