Ape™️ Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 There's a surprisingly large number of cunts that do this, and it grips my shit. Fuck knows how the faggots down old Punkapes golf club would react if someone did it during luncheon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 I only use a spoon. Not allowed sharp things. Watching others eating is voyeurism at its worst. Watching me eating is an experience few recover from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 19 minutes ago, Manky said: I only use a spoon. Not allowed sharp things. Watching others eating is voyeurism at its worst. Watching me eating is an experience few recover from. You working-class fucking pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 29 minutes ago, Ape said: There's a surprisingly large number of cunts that do this, and it grips my shit. Fuck knows how the faggots down old Punkapes golf club would react if someone did it during luncheon. Cunts with no table manners would never get into any of my clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts with no table manners would never get into any of my clubs. You do surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts with no table manners would never get into any of my clubs. At least not this weekend with it being the Freddie Mercury memorial 4 ball spit-roast bumfest eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts with no table manners would never get into any of my clubs. Oi, Spunkers, you hold your knife and fork in exactly the same way that you hold your crayons. Gripped in your fist with the pointy bits close to your little finger. Like the grip you employ when "skiing" with two other poofs in your council sauna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: There's a surprisingly large number of cunts that do this, and it grips my shit. Fuck knows how the faggots down old Punkapes golf club would react if someone did it during luncheon. Bang on, ape, a filthy habit, and one I'd considered previously. Unfortunately though, this nom has potentially started you on the sad and lonely path to becoming full Pinkape. Whatever next, cunts who cut bread rather than breaking it? Never go full punkape, I fear you wouldn't survive the relentless bummings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: At least not this weekend with it being the Freddie Mercury memorial 4 ball spit-roast bumfest eh? Ah you've been to Canal St again. Sore arse Manky ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Bang on, ape, a filthy habit, and one I'd considered previously. Unfortunately though, this nom has potentially started you on the sad and lonely path to becoming full Pinkape. Whatever next, cunts who cut bread rather than breaking it? Never go full punkape, I fear you wouldn't survive the relentless bummings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Ding is a knob jockey ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Ding is a knob jockey ! lol. Spaces and exclamations, you fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: There's a surprisingly large number of cunts that do this, and it grips my shit. Fuck knows how the faggots down old Punkapes golf club would react if someone did it during luncheon. When you get your sex change, if and when you pervertedly opt for local surgery you might notice your surgeon holding his knife just so, and you'ld be wise not to cunt him about it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 I thought CuntApe didn't need a knife on account of all his food having to be liquidised because of all the rough bum sex he's received. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 24 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I thought CuntApe didn't need a knife on account of all his food having to be liquidised because of all the rough bum sex he's received. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 I'm trying to remember how I hold my knife to their throats, but it's been over a week since the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 Punkers arse would look like an upside down witches hat half full of the opportunistic erotic spendings of poofters of low standards. But only on arse day. Other days it would be his pharynx fulfilling that role. The fucking one trick lol trotting unalloyed waste of space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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