Decimus Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do fuck off you dopey little spastic. A few things you need to know about Bend, DC, other than that he's a grown man who travels to meet anonymous internet strangers in a park, like some sort of mentally challenged George Michael. He has previously stated with no hint of irony that he saw the curvature of the Earth through the window of a gay bar in Nova Scotia. He also fantasises about raping nuns and one day owning his own non-plastic hammer. If that wasn't enough to turn your stomach, he's also black. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Eddie said: Strategy meeting with snatch and fends ahead of tomorrows big fight https://ibb.co/8BjDxpW My brake pads still haven’t arrived Ed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: A few things you need to know about Bend, DC, other than that he's a grown man who travels to meet anonymous internet strangers in a park, like some sort of mentally challenged George Michael. He has previously stated with no hint of irony that he saw the curvature of the Earth through the window of a gay bar in Nova Scotia. He also fantasises about raping nuns and one day owning his own non-plastic hammer. If that wasn't enough to turn your stomach, he's also black. Do worry decs, if the Dulux flid turns up tomorrow I will wipe the floor with him, the banister toshing, thinners sniffing weed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: Do worry decs, if the Dulux flid turns up tomorrow I will wipe the floor with him, the banister toshing, thinners sniffing weed. Eddie Witheredscrote I’m glad you’re dead. November 3, 2021 Reading your shit posts, I wish I was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do fuck off you dopey little spastic. Mind your fucking conk, you dozy fucking inbred cuntfaced slag. Nose ointment flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: Mind your fucking conk, you dozy fucking inbred cuntfaced slag. Nose ointment flid. Bend, you've literally been castigated by every single current member of this site over the past few days. Can you not see that you're no longer welcome here? Why are you continuing to post? Your day is long gone, thank fuck. If you represent the site's "Golden Era" then we all may as well give up now. Divvy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Decimus said: A few things you need to know about Bend, DC, other than that he's a grown man who travels to meet anonymous internet strangers in a park, like some sort of mentally challenged George Michael. He has previously stated with no hint of irony that he saw the curvature of the Earth through the window of a gay bar in Nova Scotia. He also fantasises about raping nuns and one day owning his own non-plastic hammer. If that wasn't enough to turn your stomach, he's also black. That's actually flattering, i must take up many a moment in your head space, i bet you pull your tiny plonker over your own comments. You truly do take this site too serious and believe anything that's said as fact. Has it ever occurred to you that i might not have ever set foot in Nova Scotia, i'm not a painter & decorator, i don't watch films about nuns and only have one hammer for jobs around the house...but no, you believe everything i have said on here...sorry duckman,, you really are a sad muppet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Do worry decs, if the Dulux flid turns up tomorrow I will wipe the floor with him, the banister toshing, thinners sniffing weed. See you tomorrow Ed, after i have gave you the thrashing of your life, i will buy you a drink in the Rose just up the broadway. Deal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bend, you've literally been castigated by every single current member of this site over the past few days. Can you not see that you're no longer welcome here? Why are you continuing to post? Your day is long gone, thank fuck. If you represent the site's "Golden Era" then we all may as well give up now. Divvy cunt. Every member ? Name them ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: Every member ? Name them ? I’ll nominate, for a start. Fucking cocksucker. Get on a plane and come and bash me, big man. Thick fucking idiot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I’ll nominate, for a start. Fucking cocksucker. Get on a plane and come and bash me, big man. Thick fucking idiot. You have me shaking now...you get a fucking plane and come over here..wallaby brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Every member ? Name them ? Rule 7 and possibly also rule 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I’ll nominate, for a start. Fucking cocksucker. Get on a plane and come and bash me, big man. Thick fucking idiot. How’s it going SC? I’ve been keeping an eye on the antics of Chairman Dan and some of the other State dictators, sorry Premiers and it looks like they’re still trying to cling on to the big Covid lie that allowed them to terrorise the good people down under for two and a bit years. All the cunts who backed these tyrants should be held to account imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: Rule 7 and possibly also rule 11. Get back to the Tavistock Clinic and demand your money back, or at least an explanation for what’s hanging down between your legs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: Rule 7 and possibly also rule 11. As usual, you haven't got a clue what you're trying to articulate. I shall do it for you, you will kindly scroll back through the comments and find duckman is pursuing his vendetta against innocent me. No personal information has been given by me about any member, apart from duckman's webbed feet. Me & Ed are friends in real life and we are just having a childish giggle. I will be meeting up with him tomorrow for a few pints and then in the evening we will start posting our bullshit on here about how we both don't show up. Remember, it's all a simulation, you can fuck off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Every member ? Name them ? Literally everyone with more than two brain cells. You'd have to be a complete fucking idiot to read your meandering, nunsploitation, absolute fucking crazy flat Earth shit and subsequently think "Bender is a valued and well received member of this site". Sling your fucking hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Literally everyone with more than two brain cells. You'd have to be a complete fucking idiot to read your meandering, nunsploitation, absolute fucking crazy flat Earth shit and subsequently think "Bender is a valued and well received member of this site". Sling your fucking hook. Flat earth ? you said i said that i saw the earth's curve...did you not ? You need to stop drinking, you're making yourself look a cunt tonight. As usual. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 27 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Get on a plane and come and bash me, big man. Does "bash" mean something different in Oz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Flat earth ? you said i said that i saw the earth's curve...did you not ? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Yeah i agree CB as that makes perfect sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Decimus said: A few things you need to know about Bend, DC, other than that he's a grown man who travels to meet anonymous internet strangers in a park, like some sort of mentally challenged George Michael. He has previously stated with no hint of irony that he saw the curvature of the Earth through the window of a gay bar in Nova Scotia. He also fantasises about raping nuns and one day owning his own non-plastic hammer. If that wasn't enough to turn your stomach, he's also black. I’m passive Decs. Thanks for the feedback, but, why is this warped fuckcunt being allowed to breathe on here? It diminishes the forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m passive Decs. Thanks for the feedback, but, why is this warped fuckcunt being allowed to breathe on here? It diminishes the forum. You're another one of duckman's clinkers.,,how does it go, I’m passive Decs. Thanks for the feedback. What a bumhole licker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 28 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m passive Decs. Thanks for the feedback, but, why is this warped fuckcunt being allowed to breathe on here? It diminishes the forum. 7 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: You're another one of duckman's clinkers.,,how does it go, I’m passive Decs. Thanks for the feedback. What a bumhole licker. Jake does have a point here DC. Decs is more than capable without anyone who doesn’t have skin in the game jumping on the bandwagon. Just saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: Jake does have a point here DC. Decs is more than capable without anyone who doesn’t have skin in the game jumping on the bandwagon. Just saying. I think you know that I know who’s ‘capable’ on here. This physical threat Tit irritates me. That’s all. Enough with the ‘bandwagon’ bollocks. A Gobshite is a Gobshite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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