Last Cunt Standing Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 Jonny Bairstow just lifted a Just Stop Oil protestor off the field in a manner not unfamiliar to @Eric Cuntman at closing time. I hope he hasn’t injured himself. Instant peerage for YBJ. If it’s good enough for that 29 year old blonde who worked under BoJo… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Jonny Bairstow just lifted a Just Stop Oil protestor off the field in a manner not unfamiliar to @Eric Cuntman at closing time. I hope he hasn’t injured himself. Instant peerage for YBJ. If it’s good enough for that 29 year old blonde who worked under BoJo… I'm surprised the useless ginger cunt didn't drop him. I see Warner was given a life on 20! This ashes series has gone for us now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest truestory Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised the useless ginger cunt didn't drop him. I see Warner was given a life on 20! This ashes series has gone for us now. When I saw that Stokes had put Australia into bat I knew England were doomed. True about Bairstow dropping the protester, amazed he didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised the useless ginger cunt didn't drop him. I see Warner was given a life on 20! This ashes series has gone for us now. You’d think he’d have learned his lesson after this year of stupid unnecessary injuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 So as we all know that Zak Crawley is a useless fucking cunt with a bat in his hand, has now made a prediction that England will beat the Aussies by 150 runs in the second test. Now this cuntbreed has added fake news to his repertoire of shit, fuck off Crawley you dozy cunt, it will be the Aussies that beat us by that and more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 The cheating little cunt and Travis "Dick" Head are racking up the runs now. Anderson's got be be dropped now. He did fuck all in the first test and his doing it now. Woakes in for next test. Foakes should be in but butterfingers won't release the gloves so we're fucking stuck with him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest truestory Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 53 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: So as we all know that Zak Crawley is a useless fucking cunt with a bat in his hand, has now made a prediction that England will beat the Aussies by 150 runs in the second test. Now this cuntbreed has added fake news to his repertoire of shit, fuck off Crawley you dozy cunt, it will be the Aussies that beat us by that and more. Australia will win this easy. There is no depth in England's bowling. Should have played that young spinner, if Root can take two quick wickets I'm sure a full time spinner could do some damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest truestory Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The cheating little cunt and Travis "Dick" Head are racking up the runs now. Anderson's got be be dropped now. He did fuck all in the first test and his doing it now. Woakes in for next test. Foakes should be in but butterfingers won't release the gloves so we're fucking stuck with him. Need another wicket before close but the game is gone already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, truestory said: Australia will win this easy. There is no depth in England's bowling. Should have played that young spinner, if Root can take two quick wickets I'm sure a full time spinner could do some damage. Jacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest truestory Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jacks? No the youngster who played the third test in Pakistan, picked up a few wickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, truestory said: Need another wicket before close but the game is gone already. Welcome to cunts corner. I’m guessing you’re a cricket fan. You’ll find plenty of people to talk sport with. But there’s much much more you can do here! : calling someone’s mum a slag. calling someone’s dad a slag. describing in sickening detail what sexual acts you would perform with their deceased grandmother. Or just call them a nonce. 😊* *following any of the above advice will get you banned but will make you quite popular. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, truestory said: No the youngster who played the third test in Pakistan, picked up a few wickets. Yeah I know. Thing is Jack's gives it some welly with the bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welcome to cunts corner. I’m guessing you’re a cricket fan. You’ll find plenty of people to talk sport with. But there’s much much more you can do here! : calling someone’s mum a slag. calling someone’s dad a slag. describing in sickening detail what sexual acts you would perform with their deceased grandmother. Or just call them a nonce. 😊* *following any of the above advice will get you banned but will make you quite popular. I got a spell for number one. Can't remember who's mum it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, truestory said: No the youngster who played the third test in Pakistan, picked up a few wickets. I have a pathological hatred of Steve Smith. The cunt should never have been allowed anywhere near a cricket pitch let alone welcomed back. And seeing him in tears made me nearly kick the fucking telly in. So when I see the cheating shithead fall back onto his stumps as a ball clefts his helmet in two, I will jumping around like Harvey Price with a rocket up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest truestory Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I have a pathological hatred of Steve Smith. The cunt should never have been allowed anywhere near a cricket pitch let alone welcomed back. And seeing him in tears made me nearly kick the fucking telly in. So when I see the cheating shithead fall back onto his stumps as a ball clefts his helmet in two, I will jumping around like Harvey Price with a rocket up his arse. If that had been an English player there would have been hell to pay, probably banned England from tests for 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest truestory Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welcome to cunts corner. I’m guessing you’re a cricket fan. You’ll find plenty of people to talk sport with. But there’s much much more you can do here! : calling someone’s mum a slag. calling someone’s dad a slag. describing in sickening detail what sexual acts you would perform with their deceased grandmother. Or just call them a nonce. 😊* *following any of the above advice will get you banned but will make you quite popular. I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, truestory said: I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket Turkish cunt. Imshallah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, truestory said: I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket Married a bubble eh? Careful you don’t end up in a chest freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, truestory said: If that had been an English player there would have been hell to pay, probably banned England from tests for 5 years. Did you call my mum a slag? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, truestory said: I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket My uncle did his national service with the RAF on Cyprus. He used to play cricket on their matting pitch at Akrotiri. He kept wicket and said it was fucking dangerous keeping on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My uncle did his national service with the RAF on Cyprus. Does your auntie have a moustache and a hairy back? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Did you call my mum a slag? I was hoping he would do something like that. I’d let him call me a nonce if it brought him out of his shell a bit. There’s nothing wrong with him, but he’s been quite polite and chatted about cricket in a sensible fashion, it’s weird. @truestory, stop swanning around the Mediterranean wearing floppy shirts like Lord Byron and call @King Billy’s mum a slag. Or call me a nonce with my blessing if the headmistress says anything. Then you can get back to tampering with your balls or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: Does your auntie have a moustache and a hairy back? Shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Turkish cunt. Imshallah. His avatar is probably a negative of his passport photo. At least OCR will be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 29, 2023 Report Share Posted June 29, 2023 12 hours ago, truestory said: I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket Well, you're using VPN servers in Cyprus and Austria. We have an issue of punters running multi accounts by way of proxies so as per Rule 5, cease and desist with the VPNs or leave the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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