Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Whilst driving to work I keep seeing a fat bloke in a tee shirt and jeans walking the same route. His arms don't swing at all as he perambulates on his merry way, trying, I suspect, to lose weight. They look like two giant sausages hanging limp from his shoulders. It's really quite bizzare. Fucking fat spastic cunt - probably a poof too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Whilst driving to work I keep seeing a fat bloke in a tee shirt and jeans walking the same route. His arms don't swing at all as he perambulates on his merry way, trying, I suspect, to lose weight. His arms look like two giant sausages hanging limp from his shoulders. It's really quite bizzare. Fucking fat spastic cunt - probably a poof too. You would know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Whilst driving to work I keep seeing a fat bloke in a tee shirt and jeans walking the same route. His arms don't swing at all as he perambulates on his merry way, trying, I suspect, to lose weight. His arms look like two giant sausages hanging limp from his shoulders. It's really quite bizzare. Fucking fat spastic cunt - probably a poof too. On reflection Ape, wouldn't it have been quicker to have typed Bubba. Salut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: You would know Fuck off you faggot. lol. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 A bit of arm swinging is needed to cause the slight rocking motion that aids perambulation. Too little you look like a total Biff who has lost his spaz chariot. Too much and you look a total dick. Excessive arm swinging indicates a Cheshire ancestry and the 360 degree rotation of the arm sockets is from when they planted trees from Northwich to Knutsford as a new commuter route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Michael Portillo walks like tickler cunt with a pole up his arse. Oh wait a minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 43 minutes ago, Ape said: Whilst driving to work I keep seeing a fat bloke in a tee shirt and jeans walking the same route. His arms don't swing at all as he perambulates on his merry way, trying, I suspect, to lose weight. They look like two giant sausages hanging limp from his shoulders. It's really quite bizzare. Fucking fat spastic cunt - probably a poof too. You should have ripped those arms out of their fucking sockets and driven away with them. Learn the fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You should have ripped those arms out of their fucking sockets and driven away with them. Learn the fucking cunt. Fuck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: This used to swing his arms all over the place What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: This used to swing his arms all over the place Have you been drinking again, punkers? I'm no expert, but you really should cut down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 I refer to him as "the sausage arm plopper" - he's a daily source of amusement to me. I'm going to try and photograph, or better still, video him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: Have you been drinking again, punkers? I'm no expert, but you really should cut down. He'll blame it on his iPhone - just you wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Fucking I phones... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fucking I phones... A bad workman always blames his tools .. you are a common workman Spunkie lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Was he a flid?,could be the reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 I swing my arms as I walk, because I'm cheeky, chirpy, cockney character and it's expected of me. And I love me dear ol mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 On Friday, August 19, 2016 at 10:10 PM, Ape said: I refer to him as "the sausage arm plopper" - he's a daily source of amusement to me. I'm going to try and photograph, or better still, video him. Can you run him over first. Then just take a photo for proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 A load of bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 I find this nomination very offensive to the victims of thalidomide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Not swinging your arms if you happen to be the geezer who guides aircraft into their parking places at airports could be a bit of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I find this nomination very offensive to the victims of thalidomide. Fancy having to go through life not being able to have a wank or wipe your own arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I find this nomination very offensive to the victims of thalidomide. Sorry,just 'avin a bit of armless fun guvnor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 The blokes arms could be prosthetic from shoulder down. Or, if he's as rotund as you claim, they could just weigh more than he can lift. If that's the case, I'd avoid trying to run him down. Your car is likely to sustain more damage than him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Fancy having to go through life not being able to have a wank or wipe your own arse. I'll bet one of your pals gives you a wank. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.