Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. You boring sod. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. Dawn of the dead extra? Are you in the habit of snapping strange men before asking them if they want to see some puppies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: You boring sod. Fuck off. Can you see the irony in this comment, you gay-obsessed spunk gargler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. Using your mobile whilst driving.. tut fucking tut!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Probably a knackered old escort. Then he'll pay to fuck one.... lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Dawn of the dead extra? Are you in the habit of snapping strange men before asking them if they want to see some puppies? It's one of Ape's rent boys. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's one of Ape's rent boys. lol. Thought you'd be out playing golf today, fuck face. Oh sorry, I forgot - that's all imaginary, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 On 19/08/2016 at 9:11 PM, Ape said: Whilst driving to work I keep seeing a fat bloke in a tee shirt and jeans walking the same route. His arms don't swing at all as he perambulates on his merry way, trying, I suspect, to lose weight. They look like two giant sausages hanging limp from his shoulders. It's really quite bizzare. Fucking fat spastic cunt - probably a poof too. maybe he only wants to lose weight from his legs hence the absence of any arm swing action. He may have spent a lot of money on arm tattoos that would be ruined in the event of arm girth decrease.......alternatively you may be right and he is just a badly assembled cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Ape said: Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. Stalking zombies will not end well. ("Dead boring!" says Mike D) er...isn't that Frank you're kerb-crawling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Piston said: Stalking zombies will not end well. ("Dead boring!" says Mike D) er...isn't that Frank you're kerb-crawling? I had the initial same thought. Then I realised the jeans were far too baggy and badly died for it to be everyone's least favourite George Michael fanboy buffoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Piston said: er...isn't that Frank you're kerb-crawling? 25 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I had the initial some thought. Then I realised the jeans were far too baggy and badly died for it to be everyone's least favourite George Michael fanboy buffoon. The t-shirts right, and he looks like a cunt. Maybe Franks videos are edited so he stretches himself to be a foot taller and not look so fucking fat, like them mirrors at the funfair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The t-shirts right, and he looks like a cunt. Maybe Franks videos are edited so he stretches himself to be a foot taller and not look so fucking fat, like them mirrors at the funfair? Superb. Have you ever heard of Dingthedoggie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Superb. Have you ever heard of Dingthedoggie? DingJovi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: DingJovi Ding Dog Jovi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 9 hours ago, Ape said: Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. Get his EXIF data quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 10 hours ago, Ape said: Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. That's the 'Coronal' plane if I'm not mistaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 It's somehow faintly surreal when someone posts actual pictures of real people on the Corner. Anyone remember mrain and his increasingly bizarre series of photo nominations which culminated with the tragicomic "Lonely man in Apple Store"? There really have been some weird fucking cockwombles over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 On 21/08/2016 at 10:10 AM, deebom said: I swing my arms as I walk, because I'm cheeky, chirpy, cockney character and it's expected of me. And I love me dear ol mum. Are you Jack 'the hat' McVitie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 46 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Get his EXIF data quick! I checked for obvious reasons - it's a screen shot. Regarding people who don't swing their arms it can sometimes be an early sign of Parkinson's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Jack 'the hat' McVitie? Nah, that stupid cunt got killed, whereas I would have bought them a pint, had some merry banter and sent them on their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, deebom said: Nah, that stupid cunt got killed, whereas I would have bought them a pint, had some merry banter and sent them on their way. Most of the cunts I know would rather die than buy a round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 We're a generous lot us in this here London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Fat cunts always wear clothing with stripes going the wrong way which makes them look even bigger than they are. Actually I saw a fat bloke in Leeds a few weeks ago and he was twice the size of this cunt. I shit you not, the traffic was slowing down to look at him. Bet he thought he was being healthy, going for a walk an all. Must have ran out of lard to fry his chips in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 On 02/09/2016 at 1:28 PM, Ape said: Managed to get a picture of the sausage arm plopper today, albeit a poor quality one. You'll notice both arms are in the same plane when viewed from the side. Fucking stupid fat cunt. 10/10 for this. I just have to admire somebody who can drive a car, take a photograph and masturbate all at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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