Bubba C Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Too many fucking roundabouts, people unsure whether they're west-country farmers or wannabe-posh Oxfordshire cunts, a grey/brown hue to the entire residential and commercial areas of the city; and generally a fucking pointless middle-earth type grief hole that is only ever used by motorists passing by for a comfort break. What a fucking dump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 That fucking Magic Roundabout with 5 satellite roundabouts is a fucking nightmare. Looks like it was designed by someone who found a bucket of LSD and an etch-a -sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Too many fucking roundabouts, people unsure whether they're west-country farmers or wannabe-posh Oxfordshire cunts, a grey/brown hue to the entire residential and commercial areas of the city; and generally a fucking pointless middle-earth type grief hole that is only ever used by motorists passing by for a comfort break. What a fucking dump. I once stopped off for a shit in Swindon. Very disappointing, and the town was no better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: That fucking Magic Roundabout with 5 satellite roundabouts is a fucking nightmare. Looks like it was designed by someone who found a bucket of LSD and an etch-a -sketch. I had to negotiate that cuntabout when I took my full bike license test. Fucking nightmare thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Too many fucking roundabouts, people unsure whether they're west-country farmers or wannabe-posh Oxfordshire cunts, a grey/brown hue to the entire residential and commercial areas of the city; and generally a fucking pointless middle-earth type grief hole that is only ever used by motorists passing by for a comfort break. What a fucking dump. Bubba, when you say "comfort break" do you mean the variety where that wonderful takeaway is finally demanding release, so you stop to top off petrol and plug the loo, overflowing the land with your finest evacuation work? Or the variety where you find an unwed mum whose tits are leaking working the corner for money to buy cheap beer and fags. and getting the baby adjusted to neglect and being bounced around from one carer to another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 And it gets a disproportionate amount of coverage on South Today too! e.g. "Chlamydia cases have fallen by 12% in Buckinghamshire (a county), 6% in Oxfordshire (another county) but have risen by a startling 59% in SWINDON (a fucking town!!!)" Fuck Swindon!! Chlamydia or no Chlamydia!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 It sound like the sort of place where they might have had something ghastly like an 'engineering works'. Thank heavens years of Thatcherism put paid to that sort of uppity nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Too many fucking roundabouts, people unsure whether they're west-country farmers or wannabe-posh Oxfordshire cunts, a grey/brown hue to the entire residential and commercial areas of the city; and generally a fucking pointless middle-earth type grief hole that is only ever used by motorists passing by for a comfort break. What a fucking dump. The best thing to come out of Swindon is the M4. As you say, what is the fucking purpose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 My cousins mob had a couple of caravans there. When I was about 6 they all took me to see Swindon play. All I remember was a guy called Don Rogers running rings round the opposition. He was some sort of God to the yokels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 There's a larger-than-life-statue of Swindon native Diana Dors outside the cinema. I'm afraid that says it all, really. Have you ever felt less like having a wank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There's a larger-than-life-statue of Swindon native Diana Dors outside the cinema. I'm afraid that says it all, really. Have you ever felt less like having a wank? Yes, when looking at my mrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: There's a larger-than-life-statue of Swindon native Diana Dors outside the cinema. I'm afraid that says it all, really. Have you ever felt less like having a wank? Pass the tissues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My cousins mob had a couple of caravans there. When I was about 6 they all took me to see Swindon play. All I remember was a guy called Don Rogers running rings round the opposition. He was some sort of God to the yokels. Not just to the Yokels Completely fucked over Arsenal in the 1969 League Cup Final and made that cunt Bob Wilson look like a...um...err...well a cunt, so is a hero, if not a God to Spurs fans too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: That fucking Magic Roundabout with 5 satellite roundabouts is a fucking nightmare. Looks like it was designed by someone who found a bucket of LSD and an etch-a -sketch. I'll bet your bus driver managed it okay though, what with having the required mental capacity to safely operate a motor vehicle. Fuck off back to Newton Heath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I'll bet your bus driver managed it okay though, what with having the required mental capacity to safely operate a motor vehicle. Fuck off back to Newton Heath. Newton on the Heath you mong. I was a passenger on a VW van when I circumnavigated the gyratory circle. Missionary work you know. Darkest Wiltshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 15 hours ago, neil298 said: Pass the tissues I've used a badger and a melon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crockett hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've used a badger and a melon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crockett hat... I see you are a friend of mrs palm and her five lovely daughters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: I see you are a friend of mrs palm and her five lovely daughters. The question is, was he on the train at the same time as Corbyn? Having a wank when there's a spare cunt about nobody wants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 26 August 2016 at 9:55 PM, Manky said: Newton on the Heath you mong. I was a passenger on a VW van when I circumnavigated the gyratory circle. Missionary work you know. Darkest Wiltshire. Please accept my sincerest apologies for the lack of "on the" in my last post, Manky, I feel a right silly cunt. Can you forgive me on account of me not being an intellectual whizz when the subject matter is 'dreary, northern, crime-filled shanty towns'? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Milton Keynes or Telford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 26 August 2016 at 5:04 PM, Bill Stickers said: The best thing to come out of Swindon is the M4. As you say, what is the fucking purpose? These fucking shit hole places , north of London, but not in the north, they only exist to have roundabouts and be between x and y. Utterly shite. Shit featureless countryside, out of town retail, plastic towns for chinless fuck sticks who would be better off bulldozed dead into a landfill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: These fucking shit hole places , north of London, but not in the north, they only exist to have roundabouts and be between x and y. Utterly shite. Shit featureless countryside, out of town retail, plastic towns for chinless fuck sticks who would be better off bulldozed dead into a landfill. Think of the environment QC, just bulldoze them in alive, saves the effort and resources of killing them first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: These fucking shit hole places , north of London, but not in the north, they only exist to have roundabouts and be between x and y. Utterly shite. Shit featureless countryside, out of town retail, plastic towns for chinless fuck sticks who would be better off bulldozed dead into a landfill. We can use cunts like you in the NEW RODENT ORDER party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: Please accept my sincerest apologies for the lack of "on the" in my last post, Manky, I feel a right silly cunt. Can you forgive me on account of me not being an intellectual whizz when the subject matter is 'dreary, northern, crime-filled shanty towns'? Idiot. When you live between a slag heap and a slag heap and the only running water comes in through the roof, doors and windows. When your music collection consists of Max Boyce's Greatest Hits and you ate Welch, you are entitled to be a dick. You ate forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Good work Manky, you thick cunt. It's that bad, I can't even quote it for prosperity! What a total twat you've made yourself look. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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