Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are you with Everard or Ramone tonight ? Behave yourself Frankape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Behave yourself Frankape. Or maybe Mustapha your Arabian mate... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or maybe Mustapha your Arabian mate... lol. You've totally lost it. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: You've totally lost it. Lol. I've drunk loads of excellent claret.. Have you and Mustapha been an item for long ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 With Frank nearly dead, I suppose we should check out these twats. I don't want him coming back like some Jacob Marley character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've drunk loads of excellent claret.. Have you and Mustapha been an item for long ? lol. For a long what? We are both white and neither of us are called Mustapha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Any time mediums are mentioned, my thoughts turn to our own dearly departed Kreed Kafer. Yep, they're cunts all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: I was dragged along to a spiritualist church once. When he got to the messages from the other side bit a few old ladies gasped at the accuracy of some of the pretty mundane messages he had. I was surprised when he turned to me and said that I was going away shortly in connection with bench work and had concerns. This was true, I'm a chemist but plenty of other jobs could be called benchwork. I was going away for a while, but then the people I was dragged along by were regulars and knew this and so could have mentioned it. He said there would be a pub called The Red Lion and I would meet someone there who would would help solve my dilemma and everything would turn out fine. There was no Red Lion and my girlfriend of the time pissed off with someone else while I was away. Not fine. Red Lion is the most common pub name in Britain, there's thousands of them. Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I've drunk loads of excellent claret.. Have you and Mustapha been an item for long ? lol. Enough of the euphemisms, you fucking poof. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 My missus used to be a medium,the fat cunt is now an XXXL (Mike D circa 2015) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: My missus used to be a medium,the fat cunt is now an XXXL (Mike D circa 2015) I thought she was 'well done' Thangyewlayeesngennemen - good night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: I've drunk loads of excellent claret.. Have you and Mustapha been an item for long ? lol. Just FUCK OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 A medium escaped from the local prison. He happened to be a midget, I wonder what the headlines would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 Er.....tiny......clairvoyant...on the run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 38 minutes ago, Manky said: A medium escaped from the local prison. He happened to be a midget, I wonder what the headlines would be. Small medium at large. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 18 hours ago, Rick_B said: I'm getting a message for someone called Jane at the back of the room...... or it could be Jean.......or Joan..... is there a Janet? Yes you my darling, do you have someone who passed recently...... no? Do you know someone who has..... "No, but with you in my cross-hairs, it won't be long now, and you'll soon realise there is no other side..." 17 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: If it's any consolation Rick, I find it fucking funny that your girlfriend left you for another man? Who said it was a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 45 minutes ago, Frank said: Small medium at large. Thank you. Which reminds me of the Chinese bloke at work who used to do the supplies. When you walked round a corner he would jump out and shout "Supplies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 Little while back in was bangin this aul fat thing and she told me she had been to a medium who told her that the following year she would be back to nappies full of shite. ..she told him that she was mid 50s and past child bearing. .turns out the ole munter had bowel cancer. .she did leave me a nice few quid though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 4 hours ago, southerncunt said: Just FUCK OFF. I see you lost both Rugby Matches to the All Blacks and that's after losing all 3 to England. Lol. What a bunch of faggots. Lol. Why don't you enter your gay sportsmen into the world flower arranging championships..... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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