Earl of Punkape Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Essential reading for Ding, Neil and Stickers. Lol. "Cruising with Pride" is excited to feature the most comprehensive selection of all-gay cruises and resorts. All-gay cruises are chartered exclusively for gay & lesbian singles and couples. Many gay travelers prefer this type of vacation. Our own world for a week or two, what could be better! Remember, when you book your all gay cruise with Cruising With Pride it costs the same and we always send a special gift as a thank you.. We also offer some of the best all gay Inclusive Resort options like our popular Club Atlantis Cancun trip and Club Atlantis Vallarta--now with 2 weeks available! Cruising with Pride is excited to feature the most comprehensive selection of all-gay cruises and resorts. Special rates for Cuntscorner benders.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 You'd love it,not the first time you'll be surrounded by seamen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 54 minutes ago, Punkape said: Essential reading for Ding, Neil and Stickers. Lol. "Cruising with Pride" is excited to feature the most comprehensive selection of all-gay cruises and resorts. All-gay cruises are chartered exclusively for gay & lesbian singles and couples. Many gay travelers prefer this type of vacation. Our own world for a week or two, what could be better! Remember, when you book your all gay cruise with Cruising With Pride it costs the same and we always send a special gift as a thank you.. We also offer some of the best all gay Inclusive Resort options like our popular Club Atlantis Cancun trip and Club Atlantis Vallarta--now with 2 weeks available! Cruising with Pride is excited to feature the most comprehensive selection of all-gay cruises and resorts. Special rates for Cuntscorner benders.. I've highlighted and underlined certain words that makes me thing you wrote the article yourself. In fact I'm fucking positive you wrote it you lover of male sphincter muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 28 minutes ago, Snatch said: I've highlighted and underlined certain words that makes me thing you wrote the article yourself. In fact I'm fucking positive you wrote it you lover of male sphincter muscles. I'm sure you use this agency regularly along with all your bum chums. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm sure you use this agency regularly along with all your bum chums. lol. Spunky, how many times have you seen the golden rivet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 More well researched tripe from the special needs repressed phantasy golfer. He seems to enjoy reading and writing about woofters and all things ring piece related too much, worrying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Bloke I work with goes on cruises and he's a fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 I've been paying golf today at my elite club. Tomorrow I'm playing against an elite touring side many of whom are old friends. Nobody who posts on here would get into either team nor would they ever be invited. Deal with it and move on...... peasants ye are and peasants ye remain........ lol. Cunts. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 5 hours ago, deebom said: Bloke I work with goes on cruises and he's a fucking twat. Fuck off druggy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Nobody who posts on here would get into either team nor would they ever be invited. Deal with it and move on...... peasants ye are and peasants ye remain........ lol. Cunts. lol. Just a reminder Spunkers,and I think I speak for everyone here,none of us have any intention of getting into your gay golf club. We aren't felchers unlike Tarquin and your other poof mates. Deal with it and move on. A wanker ye are and a wanker ye shall remain. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've been paying golf today at my elite club. Tomorrow I'm playing against an elite touring side many of whom are old friends. Nobody who posts on here would get into either team nor would they ever be invited. Deal with it and move on...... peasants ye are and peasants ye remain........ lol. Cunts. lol. You're absolutely right Spunky - no one who posts on here would get into an elite golf club or team, and that includes you. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Has this closet bender not been fucked off yet for this persistant repressed dirge about his own lifestyle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Has this closet bender not been fucked off yet for this persistant repressed dirge about his own lifestyle? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Idiot. thank heavens you are ok and still at large Pinky.....I had a horrible feeling that you may have been caught in the Keith Vaz Rentboy scandal but obviously and fortunately you were booked by some other MP over the weekend.....phew close call eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: thank heavens you are ok and still at large Pinky.....I had a horrible feeling that you may have been caught in the Keith Vaz Rentboy scandal but obviously and fortunately you were booked by some other MP over the weekend.....phew. I've been playing golf all weekend and drinking fine wines and eating roast meats. I do the same thing most weekends. Next week I'm off on another golf holiday so I won't be able to post much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I've been playing golf all weekend and drinking fine wines and eating roast meats. I do the same thing most weekends. Next week I'm off on another golf holiday so I won't be able to post much. I think Mr Vaz should be out on bail over that weekend...best keep your mobile phone switched on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think Mr Vaz should be out on bail over that weekend...best keep your mobile phone switched on. Vaz is a pervert. More your sort of biryani bum chum.... Mind you if you give him one after all those vindaloos you'll get hot spicy cock syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Vaz is a pervert. More your sort of biryani bum chum.... Mind you if you give him one after all those vindaloos you'll get hot spicy cock syndrome. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've been playing golf all weekend and drinking fine wines and eating roast meats. I do the same thing most weekends. Next week I'm off on another golf holiday so I won't be able to post much. I won't alter your post, but I shall translate for my fellow cunts: I've been playing with myself all weekend and drinking spunk and eating cock. I do the same thing most weekends. Next week I'm being locked up like a Chinese finger trap by a pair of well-hung Jamaican Yardies and will have my eyes blinded by spunk so I won't be able to post much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I won't alter your post, but I shall translate for my fellow cunts: I've been playing with myself all weekend and drinking spunk and eating cock. I do the same thing most weekends. Next week I'm being locked up like a Chinese finger trap by a pair of well-hung Jamaican Yardies and will have my eyes blinded by spunk so I won't be able to post much. And you will drag up and mince around your valley looking for Welsh rent boys and ketamine pills. Get some fucking steel smelted whilst you can you useless Welsh tit. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 On 03/09/2016 at 4:32 PM, deebom said: Bloke I work with goes on cruises and he's a fucking twat. Anybody who goes on cruises is a fucking twat, db. A word of warning; I do a lot of work on the cruise ships here. Don't worry too much about the hand sanitisers on your way in, but for fucksake use them on the way out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 On 2 September 2016 at 11:34 PM, Ollyboro said: I watched a Columbo episode the other day. He was on a cruise. If playing quoits and having that one eyed scruffy cunt following you around all fucking day is what being on a cruise is all about, you can stick it. And another fucking thing, any holiday that puts you in danger of running into that witless Welsh wanker, Rob fucking Brydon, is best avoided. If you've murdered some cunt, when that squinting tramp asks for a favour, and a glass of water, he should be instantly told to fuck off and get out, thereby avoiding compromising yourself and landing in fucking "state pen", to be turned out like a little fucking bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 On 3 September 2016 at 10:30 PM, Ape said: You're absolutely right Spunky - no one who posts on here would get into an elite golf club or team, and that includes you. Fucking idiot. Thinking of you, Ape.. spacky showboat. http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/disability-sport/37303326 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Thinking of you, Ape.. spacky showboat. http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/disability-sport/37303326 Frank, you look like fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, you look like fucking shit. Frank, you are fucking shit. (I thought he was dead and if not...why not.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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