scotty Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: And here I thought it would be the Jean Harlow necrophilia that got me into trouble... Si Stebbins was a cunt. I really want to try necrophilia, but the wife's dead against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 31 minutes ago, scotty said: I really want to try necrophilia, but the wife's dead against it. when I asked my wife about necrophilia she said ..."over my dead fucking body!! " whilst we're on the subject, look up the definition of munting on the urban dictionary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Off to have a shower @ Penelope Towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 53 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Off to have a shower @ Penelope Towers A golden one, I trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Off out @ Penelope Towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Off out @ Penelope Towers Off breaking & entering @ Penelope Towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Off breaking & entering @ Penelope Towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: I'm going to cut you up bad, Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm going to cut you up bad, Ding. you sleg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 4 hours ago, scotty said: I really want to try necrophilia, but the wife's dead against it. you've got to be joking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm going to cut you up bad, Ding. Stop altering quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: when I asked my wife about necrophilia she said ..."over my dead fucking body!! " whilst we're on the subject, look up the definition of munting on the urban dictionary... I tried typing in "porch dog" instead and somebody seems to know Mr Stickers - the top porch dog. Woof! Woof! Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Now posting on the corner @ Penelope Towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 26 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Now posting on the corner @ Penelope Towers Can you open one of the upper floor windows, throw yourself out of it and land head first on the pavement @ Penelope Towers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm going to cut you up bad, Ding. She'll never get a tune from that harmonica. It has no holes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Facebook. ..full of dumb fucks gibbering about shite an posting pics of their dinners..fat munters telling each other that they look stunning because they lost an ounce off their moon faces. .a suckhole of clumpcunt Panzerknacker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Now having breakfast @ Penelope Towers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 On 9/5/2016 at 11:36 PM, ratcum said: Fuk..I remember that ad Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk..I remember that ad Panzerknacker So has squirrel shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 On 2016-9-5 at 11:24 PM, ratcum said: Er, a hazel nut in every bite?" That's squirrel shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 On 2016-9-6 at 3:31 PM, DingTheRioja said: Punkers coming in like a wrecking ball I presume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Punkers coming in like a wrecking ball I presume. That's a picture of him playing on the toy that Roops provides to keep his mind active while he's in the cooler. She also hides his food in imaginative places, used to be bananas, but he kept shoving them up his arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's a picture of him playing on the toy that Roops provides to keep his mind active while he's in the cooler. She also hides his food in imaginative places, used to be bananas, but he kept shoving them up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 50 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The next big thing with the Cheshire set, The Range Rover Fruity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Once upon a time people had a diary and were pissed off when somebody read it. Now they have Facebook and are pissed off when nobody reads it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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