Guest Judas Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 These cunts insert their card and then blankly stare at the screen. It's like they are trying to work out a particularly hard question on the pub quiz machine. The card is eventually returned as the atm times out. Only for the process to start over. It not hard cunts, you don't have to pause inbetween every press of a button and it's not trying to catch you out. Time stealing cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Cunt of a nom. ..anyway. .Claire Barrett. .makes a boiler suit looks good eh Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Great nom Jude, these cuntbreeds annoy the cunt out of me and there has even been times i have had to show them what to do, of course i followed them afterwards and claw hammered them beyond recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Why is it law that each ATM is positioned so the sun shines on the screen and it is like reading your mobile phone while stood in the middle of a 500Mt nuclear explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Judas said: These cunts insert their card and then blankly stare at the screen. It's like they are trying to work out a particularly hard question on the pub quiz machine. The card is eventually returned as the atm times out. Only for the process to start over. It not hard cunts, you don't have to pause inbetween every press of a button and it's not trying to catch you out. Time stealing cunts. Good Nom Mr Iscariot.....I agree, these cunts are damned annoying and oblivious to the increasing throng of people muttering behind them as they start to lose patience. Also have you noticed that they always withdraw just a single banknote be it a 10 or a 20 but always request a mini statement and then peruse it without shifting away from the machine. Yes indeed Cunts and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Good Nom Mr Iscariot.....I agree, these cunts are damned annoying and oblivious to the increasing throng of people muttering behind them as they start to lose patience. Also have you noticed that they always withdraw just a single banknote be it a 10 or a 20 but always request a mini statement and then peruse it without shifting away from the machine. Yes indeed Cunts and no mistake. Agreed, a truly cracking nom. It's just a pity it was posted by such a nausea inducing cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Agreed, a truly cracking nom. It's just a pity it was posted by such a nausea inducing cunt Withers. Norwich, tonight, 7pm. The Hotel Nelson. Bring money for beer, I'm fucking skint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Why is it law that each ATM is positioned so the sun shines on the screen and it is like reading your mobile phone while stood in the middle of a 500Mt nuclear explosion. My experience of Ass To Mouth is obviously different to yours Mankly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 15 minutes ago, mothra said: My experience of Ass To Mouth is obviously different to yours Mankly. I do believe ATM is a TLA for Automatic Teller Machine you fucking thick freak. If you can't keep up with the rest of us, I suggest you sit back quietly and watch some masters at play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I do believe ATM is a TLA for Automatic Teller Machine you fucking thick freak. If you can't keep up with the rest of us, I suggest you sit back quietly and watch some masters at play. Still, phoaaarrrr eh? Phwoaar. Kyak kyak kyak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 53 minutes ago, mothra said: Still, phoaaarrrr eh? Phwoaar. Kyak kyak kyak Is that evidence of a breakdown or just a regular release of mongyness? Either way, you are acting like a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 I think it's because the cunts are deciding whether to take out all £20 or just £10 from their little piggy bank instead of just taking out £250 and getting on with it. Cheap cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: Also have you noticed that they always withdraw just a single banknote be it a 10 or a 20 but always request a mini statement and then peruse it without shifting away from the machine. The ultimate cunts get a mini statement first, then - after much teeth sucking and hesitation - withdraw their tenner. Then the fucking wankers get ANOTHER mini statement so they can check that the withdrawal has been deducted correctly. I hate poor people, I mean, why don't they just use CashMyGold.com from the comfort of their bungalow, or sell a fucking kidney or something if they're that fucking worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 I hit the cash machines early in the morning while out with my puppy. I am not paranoid or neurotic but I don't like the fuckers when scrotesville wakes at the crack of mid afternoon. If you are walking away from an ATM and putting your wallet away, it doesn't take Einstein to figure out there ate easy pickings. So tactics. Early strike. Fast in. Complete task. Fast out. Disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Also the London homeless cunts that takes route next to the cash point with a rug over their legs and a dog on a string. The odd bit of shrapnel maybe but folding money no way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, Judas said: Also the London homeless cunts that takes route next to the cash point with a rug over their legs and a dog on a string. The odd bit of shrapnel maybe but folding money no way. That's not just London. It should be illegal to beg within a prescribed distance of a cash machine. The local council did this in 2002 for the Commonwealth Games and it worked a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 This nom should read 'cunts that use a cash point'.No cunt is going to get their hands on my dosh,when I want a bit of sausage I go under the floorboards and get the cunt.Button pushing PIN forgetting mongs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 My uncle can't use a cash machine. He has no arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 18 minutes ago, Manky said: That's not just London. It should be illegal to beg within a prescribed distance of a cash machine. The local council did this in 2002 for the Commonwealth Games and it worked a treat. Every Friday on pay day I used to walk across tower Bridge and through the park by Bermondsey street. I would always give a homeless old gentleman a fiver. That until I see the filthy old codger knocking one out behind a tree. Charitable days over in an instant. Fuck the homeless, always pissed and enjoying life whilst I'm working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, Judas said: Also the London homeless cunts that takes route next to the cash point with a rug over their legs and a dog on a string. The odd bit of shrapnel maybe but folding money no way. This in itself is almost worthy of a nom in its own right........why do these beggar type cunts always have a mangy looking dog with them...is it a marketing ploy, is it for warmth on cold days, is it protection against other beggars also with lacklustre dogs......I mean these cunts have not got a pot to piss in supposedly and are generally unwashed, that's why they are begging right, why on earth would you get a dog and have to support the dogs pedigree chum habit when you can hardly feed and house yourself...doesn't make sense to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The ultimate cunts get a mini statement first, then - after much teeth sucking and hesitation - withdraw their tenner. Then the fucking wankers get ANOTHER mini statement so they can check that the withdrawal has been deducted correctly. I hate poor people, I mean, why don't they just use CashMyGold.com from the comfort of their bungalow, or sell a fucking kidney or something if they're that fucking worried. Surely this is a contradiction in terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 35 minutes ago, luke swarm said: This in itself is almost worthy of a nom in its own right........why do these beggar type cunts always have a mangy looking dog with them...is it a marketing ploy, is it for warmth on cold days, is it protection against other beggars also with lacklustre dogs......I mean these cunts have not got a pot to piss in supposedly and are generally unwashed, that's why they are begging right, why on earth would you get a dog and have to support the dogs pedigree chum habit when you can hardly feed and house yourself...doesn't make sense to me. And what if the dog catches fleas from the scrounging cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 This happened to me today. 3 thick as pigshit hardworking, refugee, asylum seeking swan tasting builder cunts. All crowded round the atm seemingly putting their cards in randomly, printing statements and handing them to each other. Fuck knows what they were doing, but they walked off with no dough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 38 minutes ago, deebom said: This happened to me today. 3 thick as pigshit hardworking, refugee, asylum seeking swan tasting builder cunts. All crowded round the atm seemingly putting their cards in randomly, printing statements and handing them to each other. Fuck knows what they were doing, but they walked off with no dough. Are you sure one of them wasn't Ding, with his mad Amstrad programming skills, trying to hack the bank's servers to get some free cash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My uncle can't use a cash machine. He has no arms. He uses them, you just aren't being diligent enough in his care and supervision. The built in security cams and traumatized eyewitnesses should provide some evidence he is abusing the privilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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