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Guest luke swarm
16 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I'll bet you look like an over-bloated walrus with AIDS....

Last night in Madrid tomorrow tomorrow Pinky...moving on to Valencia on Tuesday...what's the name of that restaurant.....quite fancy trying suckling pig as it sounds lovely...can you remember?

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12 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

 Lovely people the Spaniels...I won't have a word said against them and will not tolerate ignorant twats calling them dagos.

 

Fucking dago twats like Lionel Messi should stick to selling real estate to suckers.

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14 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

True Deeb.....wot I had is shit tapas...the ones tonight were much better.....went a little bit away from the touristy parts and not only were they delicious but actually free with the beer. Lovely people the Spaniels...I won't have a word said against them and will not tolerate ignorant twats calling them dagos.

 

I think it was Restaurant Botin but can't be sure....there are several who all specialise in roasting pigs in huge chimney ovens in central Madrid. Drink plenty of the superb sherry on offer too....

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7 hours ago, luke swarm said:

Myself and Mrs Swarm are currently taking a short break in Madrid and then Valencia curtesy of Ryanair cheap as chips airfares.

Went into a bar last night for a beer or three and she wanted to try this tapas nonsense that they keep on about on the TV.....so the beer and the wine costs roughly 5 quid but these fucking bits of cheesy croquettes and sold by date dried and dodgy looking ham along with some cold fried egg spuds came to 20 fucking euros.......and they would not have satisfied a church mouses appetite......now I am no racist as people on this site know , I mean some of my friends have friends who are foreigners but.......these greasy dago,s are justing taking the piss with this tapas crap..it's all a big con trick and I suggest that people learn from my mistake.

Not doing any more of this foreign dago muck....spotted an Indian restaurant near the hotel so going for a Balti tonight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You utter, holiday mis planning cunt, there is only one place where tapas is justified, and that is San Sebastián. None of these stale baguette with vinegary warm anchovy shitting cats entrees there. Catch yourself on.

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Guest DingTheRioja

Next time try San Sebastian, fucking fantastic place, being non-spanish spanish they call tapas pintxos (or pinchos) instead.  Or for a more small town feel, Bermeo, best pintxos I ever had there, Kai Alde.

 

Actually don't, I don't want the place fucked up by cunts like you.

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Guest DingTheRioja
Just now, Rick_B said:

You can have 24 hours in the cooler though. Help yourself to complementary tea and coffee.

He'll, er, adulterate the cream for the coffee.... good job I prefer it black then.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

He's  a clever cunt is Punkape. He's done the same thing for 3 years in a row now. Getting a ban just before his three week summer holiday when he doesn't post anyhow. A 24 hour ban won't matter in fact you might as well make it the full 3 weeks. I dare you, Rick

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1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

He's  a clever cunt is Punkape. He's done the same thing for 3 years in a row now. Getting a ban just before his three week summer holiday when he doesn't post anyhow. A 24 hour ban won't matter in fact you might as well make it the full 3 weeks. I dare you, Rick

What's even more sad Flappy, you have a mental storeroom in your small brain of PunkyChops movement on a yearly basis..Oi PunkySpunky i think you're in here..

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9 hours ago, Rick_B said:

I think we might have had enough of Dago.

Can you elaborate a little? Is this a subtle warning about overstepping the mark with abuse. What about Spic, Froggie, Kraut, Yank, Aussie, Taffy, Jock, Eyetie, Paddy, Slope, Wetback, Cannuck etc? Are they also verboten? Are we now only allowed to use totally inoffensive words like Spaz, Mong, Spastic and worst of all, Cunt? Please enlighten me so I don't make the same mistake in future.

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2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Christ, you really are a stupid fuckwit. Why are you a member of CC, is it for the money you get  moderating ( badly ).  If that is the reason I will gladly give you £ 100 so you can fuck right off. 

Yours, as I am known on here,

Froggy Cunt.

 

Withers, I'm not entirely sure what you are trying to say here, on account of you getting your Chasseur pelisse in a twist, but I probably agree with you.

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18 hours ago, luke swarm said:

Myself and Mrs Swarm are currently taking a short break in Madrid and then Valencia curtesy of Ryanair cheap as chips airfares.

Went into a bar last night for a beer or three and she wanted to try this tapas nonsense that they keep on about on the TV.....so the beer and the wine costs roughly 5 quid but these fucking bits of cheesy croquettes and sold by date dried and dodgy looking ham along with some cold fried egg spuds came to 20 fucking euros.......and they would not have satisfied a church mouses appetite......now I am no racist as people on this site know , I mean some of my friends have friends who are foreigners but.......these greasy dago,s are justing taking the piss with this tapas crap..it's all a big con trick and I suggest that people learn from my mistake.

Not doing any more of this foreign dago muck....spotted an Indian restaurant near the hotel so going for a Balti tonight.

Rick would define you as a racist. Mind you he is a limp wristed tosser.

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