Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 Say it enough times and you might even start believing it yourself. Well done, Top Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Say it enough times and you might even start believing it yourself. Well done, Top Dog. Bill stickers likes this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 Rick, I see that you have deleted my post. This kind of censorship reminds me of the same kind of people who get upset at TV shows such as "Love Thy Neighbour" and "Alf Garnet"......in that they entirely miss the point that it is the racists, expounding racist views that are the target of the pisstake not the people or group that they are directing their unacceptable views. Perhaps you should reflect on this point before you wave the deletion pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Bill stickers likes this. Shot in the dark here, Bill, but, have you been at the beak this evening? What started out as The Road to Potato Redemption, has quickly dissolved into a steaming pile of shit. I hope you OD, (but that would be difficult on dib-dab sherbet), you silly fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Shot in the dark here, Bill, but, have you been at the beak this evening? What started out as The Road to Potato Redemption, has quickly dissolved into a steaming pile of shit. I hope you OD, (but that would be difficult on dib-dab sherbet), you silly fucking cunt. I also briefly thought that the Stickers of old had returned to form. I spunked three likes on him at the start of this thread, only to witness him tussling with a small fry like Drew and shooting messages back and forth like a greasy high school teenager in the mid 1990's who had just discovered a pager for the first time. Fucking disgraceful behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I also briefly thought that the Stickers of old had returned to form. I spunked three likes on him at the start of this thread, only to witness him tussling with a small fry like Drew and shooting messages back and forth like a greasy high school teenager in the mid 1990's who had just discovered a pager for the first time. Fucking disgraceful behaviour. Fucking hell, that got an actual laugh, you cunt. Can't believe you had those cunts too! What purpose was a pager, unless you were a surgeon on call? The silly cunts used to get "paged" and then spend 30 minutes trying to find some cunt with a phone. Needless to say, the 'pager' was generally another fucking mong, who'd gone to find pay phone at the request of the pagee, to page them. Manky, a pager is a very, very basic, almost prototype mobile phone, which was quickly dismissed as fucking shit technology shortly after their release. They should be hitting stores in your area sometime next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 33 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Shot in the dark here, You should be a cop in America with this mantra Bubbly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: In South Wales the taxi firms put a bowl of spew under the back seat to make the local punters feel at home and relaxed. In a sense, a literal manifestation of the ill-informed bile they spew when given a captive audience (you) and eons and stardates of time to waste stuck in traffic jams they KNOW are there just to hike their fares up, the chiselling twatters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Rick, I see that you have deleted my post. This kind of censorship reminds me of the same kind of people who get upset at TV shows such as "Love Thy Neighbour" and "Alf Garnet"......in that they entirely miss the point that it is the racists, expounding racist views that are the target of the pisstake not the people or group that they are directing their unacceptable views. Perhaps you should reflect on this point before you wave the deletion pen. The mods on here are not blessed with the rococo intricacies of ironic cuntdom Swarms. Some of the antediluvian swine thing I actually want to destroy sofas and other long upholstered seating. Do I sound like a barbarian to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: In a sense, a literal manifestation of the ill-informed bile they spew when given a captive audience (you) and eons and stardates of time to waste stuck in traffic jams they KNOW are there just to hike their fares up, the chiselling twatters! good old Jiggly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 14 hours ago, Bubba C said: Manky, a pager is a very, very basic, almost prototype mobile phone, which was quickly dismissed as fucking shit technology shortly after their release. I have never known anybody, ever, who used a pager other than work issued ones. As it happens, I bought my last mobile phone, a Taffia 3310, from Merthyr Tydfil. It only worked as far as Abercynon, the wire wouldn't reach any further. I have only met one Manc taxi driver who could speak any English. I have only ever met one who knew where he was going. I don't think the two ever met each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 43 minutes ago, mothra said: You should be a cop in America with this mantra Bubbly http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37456727 An interesting reaction to seeing her husband get shot..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 39 minutes ago, mothra said: The mods on here are not blessed with the rococo intricacies of ironic cuntdom Swarms. Some of the antediluvian swine thing I actually want to destroy sofas and other long upholstered seating. Do I sound like a barbarian to you? You sound like Frank to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Whilst the ability of your taxi driver to locate his vehicle is extremely niche subject matter, Bill, I salute you for what is in essence, a perfect nom. Taxi drivers are paid professionals, who seem oblivious to rules of the Highway Code, right of way, and even seem oblivious to such pointless things as 'lanes'. When you need a taxi, there are fuck all, anywhere, when you don't, they are in abundance. When you're in one, they drive at a pace that would make Drew's mobility scooter seem like a Ferrari on rocket-fuel, yet when they are dashing to their next booking, they are capable of smashing through the sonic barrier with ease. And they get shirty if you spew in their cars. Fucking soppy cunts. You Welsh bender.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 No one else? Ok..... You talkin' to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 Well that's life Billy Boy, you just couldn't make this shit up, could you but i'm guessing you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Manky, a pager is a very, very basic, almost prototype mobile phone, which was quickly dismissed as fucking shit technology shortly after their release. Eh? You sure? Pagers have been around for 60 years and are still manufactured today as they are reliable and outperform cell 'phones in certain situations. What was shit about the technology? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: No one else? Ok..... You talkin' to me? Nobody's talking to you Dung. Not even me. Er..so ignore this you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh? You sure? Pagers have been around for 60 years and are still manufactured today as they are reliable and outperform cell 'phones in certain situations. What was shit about the technology? Ìf Amstrad ever made a pager then I believe this has answered your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 7 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: Well that's life Billy Boy, you just couldn't make this shit up, could you but i'm guessing you have. For someone as boring as yourself; bed-ridden, obese, with sweating sores and dull eyes, I imagine my tale seemed too outlandish to be true. For others who manage to get out the bedsit and interact with people who aren't state appointed carers once in a while, the story probably seems a lot more believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Nobody's talking to you Dung. Not even me. Er..so ignore this you cunt. You talkin to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh? You sure? Pagers have been around for 60 years and are still manufactured today as they are reliable and outperform cell 'phones in certain situations. What was shit about the technology? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: For someone as boring as yourself; bed-ridden, obese, with sweating sores and dull eyes, I imagine my tale seemed too outlandish to be true. For others who manage to get out the bedsit and interact with people who aren't state appointed carers once in a while, the story probably seems a lot more believable. Billy Boy if you think for a fraction of a second that anybody believes your YARN then you really do need immediate help. As you're probably the most boringest cuntbundle on here and that is saying something, even PunkySpunky is more entertaining than you and that really did pain me to say that but i am just being honest. Bill no one with any sense believes this farce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I went to Malaysia in February Drew. I flew Malaysian Airlines. It was fantastic. Dopes like you with no understanding of coincidence, probability and the incredible safety of airline travel have stopped using them. This meant peace and quiet, low fares, immediate service by cabin crew, and three seats for me to lie across during the night. I was one of about 10 people on the entire jet. Meanwhile you're packed into cattle class on an over priced BA flight for your annual trip to Shamal Sheik. Idiot. This meant peace and quiet, low fares, immediate service by cabin crew, and three seats for me to lie across during the night. I was one of about 10 people on the entire jet. It's another bullshit line from Billy Liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Billy Boy if you think for a fraction of a second that anybody believes your YARN then you really do need immediate help. As you're probably the most boringest cuntbundle on here and that is saying something, even PunkySpunky is more entertaining than you and that really did pain me to say that but i am just being honest. Bill no one with any sense believes this farce.. Well I did think that while it was probably a load of bollocks, he is actually stupid enough to the walk around an airport carpark in the middle of the night for over half an hour with some curry muncher instead of just telling him to fuck off and ordering a cab from a proper taxi company. Presumably it was all to do with the fact he'd found the cheapest, shittiest, cheapest lowest priced cheapest fucker he could find. If true, the tight cunt got what he deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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