Neil Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 BANG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 31 minutes ago, neil298 said: Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me So you took the old bag to a carvery Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Nothing says "top Saturday night" like watching a geriatric woman take three hours to eat a plate of mince, right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me Fast foods a cunt, fine dinings a cunt. You're one confused cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me This time next year Rodders, we'll be millionaires!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: This time next year Rodders, we'll be millionaires!! Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Idiot. Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pile of shit. WHEESHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 10 hours ago, neil298 said: Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me quite Right Neil, those Hungry Horse restaurants have improved no end, especially if you can get a private booth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 11 hours ago, neil298 said: Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me Another busy night in Kenfucky fried shitshop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: WHEESHT. Is that the sound of your jizz hitting the shower curtain? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the sound of your jizz hitting the shower curtain? I can't say with any certainty, gyppo, but I think decs is referring to the course sound your old stretched-to-buggery Brillo Pad fanny makes when you're squatting over one of your unwashed cousin's ugly non tax-paying mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 13 hours ago, neil298 said: Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me Neil I hate to break it to you, but the Harvester salad bar is not fine dining you fucking pathetic slob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 13 hours ago, neil298 said: Just been out for a lovely meal to celebrate my old dears 85th,fucking good tucker it was too,fine dining= a night out without poor people,well worth the extra wonga just to avoid chavvy cunts Ps If this post sounds remotely like something Spunk Ape would write would admin kindly delete it and someone fucking shoot me You wife is 85?! Rich widow eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 34 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Neil I hate to break it to you, but the Harvester salad bar is not fine dining you fucking pathetic slob. It would be if you were in Belsen in April 1945. Location, location, location. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 56 minutes ago, Frank said: I can't say with any certainty, gyppo, but I think decs is referring to the course sound your old stretched-to-buggery Brillo Pad fanny makes when you're squatting over one of your unwashed cousin's ugly non-tax paying mug. The old Frank had more savoir faire than this. I think you rose on the turd day you dylsexic cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 23 minutes ago, mothra said: The old Frank had more savoir faire than this. I think you rose on the turd day you dylsexic cunt Tot, nobody's pulled me up on my spelling of course/coarse. Am I being ignored or have I become totally redundant? I struggle with hyphens too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Neil I hate to break it to you, but the Harvester salad bar is not fine dining you fucking pathetic slob. I realise fine dining to some of you means Heinz ketchup on your Findus fish fingers or getting your scraps from the bins of a 4 star restaurant as opposed to a Macdonalds.Sorry to disappoint you but I ate every last scrap off my plate so no decent scrag for you again tonight,chewed burger at maccie d's it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the sound of your jizz hitting the shower curtain? A gypsy feast is hedgehog stuffed with Spam. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 37 minutes ago, Piston said: You wife is 85?! Rich widow eh? old dear means 'mother' where I come from,different to the 'old lady' which means 'whinging,moany old hag thats let herself go' ie wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, neil298 said: I realise fine dining to some of you means Heinz ketchup on your Findus fish fingers or getting your scraps from the bins of a 4 star restaurant as opposed to a Macdonalds.Sorry to disappoint you but I ate every last scrap off my plate so no decent scrag for you again tonight,chewed burger at maccie d's it is Fuck off Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Fuck off Neil. Fuck off idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off idiot. Fuck off wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 29 minutes ago, Frank said: Tot, nobody's pulled me up on my spelling of course/coarse. Am I being ignored or have I become totally redundant? I struggle with hyphens too. You certainly need to come back into the fold love. Cutting your strings Geppetto style was a mistake on my part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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