Guest Extremecunt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: You're shitting me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck me! It's jazz! 47 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You make £10,000 a week (I assume your bullshit earnings are pre-tax), but you're not a millionaire? How does that work? You should be a millionaire within a couple of years. Or has your empire sprung up within the last 18 months to such phenomenal turnovers? You make £10,000 a week as a fucking market stall trader? I've never heard such a load of absolute, unadulterated shite in all my life. I bet once you earned £10,000 a week selling your virgin arsehole to an Arab sheik. Since then, you've made the odd fiver here and there off second hand shoes and multi packs of duct tape down Bovingdon market. You have no idea do you. Your living in a 70s bubble of liberal faggots with big perms , big brown teeth and a corbyn, Abbott & stickers three way. My market stall is my laptop & my customers are dumb fucks. Regarding my millionaire status, its hard to hit that target whilst spending my money on stuff I dont need lol. Oh I don't make that 10g every week sometimes 8g , 5g , 3g either way its more than enough to get my self in trouble lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Site was playing up then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Just now, Extremecunt said: You have no idea do you. Your living in a 70s bubble of liberal faggots with big perms , big brown teeth and a corbyn, Abbott & stickers three way. My market stall is my laptop & my customers are dumb fucks. Regarding my millionaire status, its hard to hit that target whilst spending my money on stuff I dont need lol. Oh I don't make that 10g every week sometimes 8g , 5g , 3g either way its more than enough to get my self in trouble lol. I wasn't alive in the 70s you thick cunt, but I've been around long enough to know an illiterate cunt like you can't make more than minimum wage unless he shoves several large johnnys of cocaine up his arsehole in an aiport toilet in Lima and hopes for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I wasn't alive in the 70s you thick cunt, but I've been around long enough to know an illiterate cunt like you can't make more than minimum wage unless he shoves several large johnnys of cocaine up his arsehole in an aiport toilet in Lima and hopes for the best. Mine goes up my nose. Is that where you snort yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Skodas used to be the butt of jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 45 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Mine goes up my nose. Is that where you snort yours. You and fender should get together and sell your organs, you'd make twice as much. Don't start with your brains as that might affect the price you get for the other bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: You and fender should get together and sell your organs, you'd make twice as much. Don't start with your brains as that might affect the price you get for the other bits. I tried donating sperm once. Didn't go down well with the unfortunate girl, she couldn't get it out her hair once it dried. Lol what a slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gurt said: Lol naughty naughty, can you get banned for saying shit like that? I've been holding back some of my most offensive comments. Edited October 28, 2016 by Extremecunt Quoted comment removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Lol naughty naughty, can you get banned for saying shit like that? I've been holding back some of my most offensive comments. No, it's not a problem. Fill your boots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 On 26/10/2016 at 10:44 PM, Punkape said: Idiot. hi Punkers Last night I dreamt I was strolling of a beatific, grassy expanse, idyllic but for one tartan troos'd faggot attempting to crack an egg with an iron stick-fucking waste of time- but anyway, a lawnmower veered around a hillock, catching the tails of his 'morning coat' twixt its blades, violently skinning up his back so that his head was caught for a second- til the sturdy little engine revved in a plume of 2 stroke and his head exploded with red shit everywhere. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: hi Punkers Last night I dreamt I was strolling of a beatific, grassy expanse, idyllic but for one tartan troos'd faggot attempting to crack an egg with an iron stick-fucking waste of time- but anyway, a lawnmower veered around a hillock, catching the tails of his 'morning coat' twixt its blades, violently skinning up his back so that his head was caught for a second- til the sturdy little engine revved in a plume of 2 stroke and his head exploded with red shit everywhere. lol Terribly sad to see you have the dreaded second album syndrome. I was expecting greatness, Quincy Cockfingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Terribly sad to see you have the dreaded second album syndrome. I was expecting greatness, Quincy Cockfingers. I knew it was too long. Sold in 6 seconds or not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Extremecunt said: I tried donating sperm once. Didn't go down well with the unfortunate girl, she couldn't get it out her hair once it dried. Lol what a slut. Like a law of physics, with absolute certainty, every one of your posts is a fucking piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 42 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: hi Punkers Last night I dreamt I was strolling of a beatific, grassy expanse, idyllic but for one tartan troos'd faggot attempting to crack an egg with an iron stick-fucking waste of time- but anyway, a lawnmower veered around a hillock, catching the tails of his 'morning coat' twixt its blades, violently skinning up his back so that his head was caught for a second- til the sturdy little engine revved in a plume of 2 stroke and his head exploded with red shit everywhere. lol Twixt? You fucking maniac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: hi Punkers Last night I dreamt I was strolling of a beatific, grassy expanse, idyllic but for one tartan troos'd faggot attempting to crack an egg with an iron stick-fucking waste of time- but anyway, a lawnmower veered around a hillock, catching the tails of his 'morning coat' twixt its blades, violently skinning up his back so that his head was caught for a second- til the sturdy little engine revved in a plume of 2 stroke and his head exploded with red shit everywhere. lol Released from the big house and immediately back on the drugs, It's a revolving door policy that rarely works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) On 28/10/2016 at 1:40 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Like a law of physics, with absolute certainty, every one of your posts is a fucking piece of shit. This post is amazing though. Its also on topic lol Edited November 1, 2016 by Extremecunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Fascinating. Fuck off, retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fascinating. Fuck off, retard. He is undoubtedly thick as fuck, Bubba, but he's got the market cornered on rizla papers, disposable lighters and tamagotchis. You don't earn 10k a week without selling high end quality goods/lying through your fucking teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fascinating. Fuck off, retard. No. Why don't you go for a walk in the countryside all alone lol. Also stay away from the little cunts you stumble upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: No. Why don't you go for a walk in the countryside all alone lol. Also stay away from the little cunts you stumble upon. Stick a pony in your fucking pocket and jump in the river, you Delboy loving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stick a pony in your fucking pocket and jump in the river, you Delboy loving cunt. What's wrong decimus?. I have 10 grand in my pocket right now. Well not exactly in my pocket as it won't fit lol. Wanna see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 9 hours ago, mothra said: Skodas used to be the butt of jokes Now you can safely plug skodas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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