Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I'm going out now for dinner, bend.. table for one. When I come back, I'm going to fucking slaughter you, just like I did in the old days. You've been warned. Fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: We never talk, Neil. Why now? Fuck off. The only friends you have are the bottom of a glass and your carer,please don't shut me out Frank,we may need each other one day. Don't choke on your foie gras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: The only friends you have are the bottom of a glass and your carer,please don't shut me out Frank,we may need each other one day. Don't choke on your foie gras I'm sorry Neil. You're absolutely right.. if I ever need an illiterate fucking old faggot's shoulder to cry on, you'll be the first to know. I thought I'd have a pizza here - http://tinypic.com/r/24mhqtw/9 then went next door to a miserable fucking Chinois with paper table cloths - http://tinypic.com/r/30v2lc8/9 If you look closely, you'll see my little bald head sticking out bottom centre. I'm not feeling great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 13 hours ago, Frank said: I'm sorry Neil. You're absolutely right.. if I ever need an illiterate fucking old faggot's shoulder to cry on, you'll be the first to know. I thought I'd have a pizza here - http://tinypic.com/r/24mhqtw/9 then went next door to a miserable fucking Chinois with paper table cloths - http://tinypic.com/r/30v2lc8/9 If you look closely, you'll see my little bald head sticking out bottom centre. I'm not feeling great. One for you Frank, little tip, loose the round rim glasses, you're too old to be a hipster and people will think you're Charles Hawtrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: One for you Frank, little tip, loose the round rim glasses, your too old to be a hipster and people will think you're Charles Hawtrey. Any news on that pump? I can't stay here forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 On Sunday, October 23, 2016 at 10:14 AM, Frank said: Any news on that pump? I can't stay here forever. I'll pm you a quote, price includes next day delivery, cheapest in Crayford guaranteed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 30 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'll pm you a quote, price includes next day delivery, cheapest in Crayford guaranteed. I'm coming for you, Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I'll pm you a quote, price includes next day delivery, cheapest in Crayford guaranteed. Second hand, ed? I'm sure frank won't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Second hand, ed? I'm sure frank won't mind. It's slightly used, Fatty got his ear stuck in it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's slightly used, Fatty got his ear stuck in it. We're gonna need a bigger pump. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 On 10/22/2016 at 3:49 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Oh don't tell me JackoTC is one of Franks nom de plume's? On 10/22/2016 at 3:58 PM, Frank said: Of course he is, you stupid fucking cunt. Nom de guerre, I would prefer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 On 10/22/2016 at 3:38 PM, Snatch said: Written in true Frank style. I didn't think it was anything like Frank's unique style. However, don't be sucked in Snatch. Believe nothing he or I ever say. We are having drinks next Sunday as I am working in Paris. We shall discuss your problems at length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Nom de guerre, I would prefer. Jackie, I've inadvertently found myself having a weekend for one is some god-awful fucking French town called Amboise.. I broke down on the motorway in one of my classics. I thought the Corner might see me through, but there's no cunt on here with anything to offer. Have you noticed Luke Swarm's wooden style of writing? He's like a fucking dalek with a keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 On 22 October 2016 at 10:22 AM, Mrs Roops said: Helpful as ever Frank... On your administrative issue, I've adjusted your font "problem" - it seems to work for me. There are many reasons why the post didn't format to your liking, some innocent, some not so. Catch my drift? Mrs R.. sweet-pea, I will be eternally grateful if you would kindly release idiots quince and decs. Actually, just quince will do fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 24 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I didn't think it was anything like Frank's unique style. However, don't be sucked in Snatch. Believe nothing he or I ever say. We are having drinks next Sunday as I am working in Paris. We shall discuss your problems at length. As it happens Jackie, I will be in Paris this weekend if I can get this banger back by Tuesday. I dare you to meet me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Have you noticed Luke Swarm's wooden style of writing? He's like a fucking dalek with a keyboard. Fear is the mind killer Frank. Resistance is usually useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 45 minutes ago, Frank said: Jackie, I've inadvertently found myself having a weekend for one is some god-awful fucking French town called Amboise.. I broke down on the motorway in one of my classics. I thought the Corner might see me through, but there's no cunt on here with anything to offer. Have you noticed Luke Swarm's wooden style of writing? He's like a fucking dalek with a keyboard. Actually, I had come to admire Luke from afar. Close up though, no. I find he sounds like he's doing a bad impersonation of me, whilst I'm doing a bad impersonation of you. 23 minutes ago, Frank said: As it happens Jackie, I will be in Paris this weekend if I can get this banger back by Tuesday. I dare you to meet me. I'll be in the Place de la Republique Saturday until Tuesday. I'll be speaking French poorly and eating mussels goodly. You wont miss me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: Actually, I had come to admire Luke from afar. Close up though, no. I find he sounds like he's doing a bad impersonation of me, whilst I'm doing a bad impersonation of you. I'll be in the Place de la Republique Saturday until Tuesday. I'll be speaking French poorly and eating mussels goodly. You wont miss me. I'm genuinely flattered by the admiration I get from the majority of the board. I think you'll find there's a little Frank in everyone here, although Fender takes it too far.. even copying my double dot adapted semicolon. He is after all, the thickest cunt (after Snatch) the site has ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Have any of you tried a Bash script? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 A Linux user? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: A Linux user? total wankers...fucking Linux users...its the pushers they should target Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, luke swarm said: total wankers...fucking Linux users...its the pushers they should target Fuck off Swarm...you're a tired and faded non-entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off Swarm...you're a tired and faded non-entity. Genuine Lol.....feeling a bit tired now as it happens Pinky, had a full day of taunting your alter egos and had a very productive day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 52 minutes ago, Rick_B said: A Linux user? Dirty COW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 I thought that I would transfer sonething that I have seen done on facebook over to the "real" world so yesterday. I walked up to a couple of people and asked them if they would be my friend. One of them told me to "fuck off" and the other one smiled at me in a strange way and said "yes" and also walked away. I then thought that I would try another thing that I have seen on facebook and went up to a rather large gentleman (who also had a Staffordshire Bull Terrier with him) and said "HEY!". It took about twenty minutes before the paramedics arrived. I have now recovered from the two black eyes that I received when the gentleman punched me in the face and the damage to my left ankle caused when the Staffy bit me and I am now waiting at the dentist's to be fitted with a set of false teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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