Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Another ridiculously overrated bass player, like shit-cunt-Collins, with another ridiculous fucking name. For those who've never heard of this cunt, you'll be surprised to hear that he's not black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 A wigger cunt that played dreadful 'dub' basslines on those first PiL records and somehow became legend. A chav that spent too much time hanging around Rastafarians in his early years. Apparently didn't know how to tune his bass. People claim to love Metal Box, but they've only heard of Careering and Poptones. Explain to me this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A wigger cunt that played dreadful 'dub' basslines on those first PiL records and somehow became legend. A chav that spent too much time hanging around Rastafarians in his early years. Apparently didn't know how to tune his bass. People claim to love Metal Box, but they've only heard of Careering and Poptones. Explain to me this! Indeed - I fail to understand why this cunt is so highly regarded by some folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Indeed - I fail to understand why this cunt is so highly regarded by some folk. Because if you take any shit under-talented individual, get them making shit under-talented music, and then stick 'Afro' as a prefix it becomes amazing, apparently. It helps you were raised in abject poverty by some scaghead single mother, or your Dad came home drunk and bounced you around the front room, or whatever. You can bet your bottom dollar what side this cunt was on during the Broadwater Farm Riots, lets put it that way, and it is trendy for North London types to side with rough 'underdogs' as it gives their otherwise sanitised boring lives a bit of 'meaning' and 'authenticity'. Jah Wobble could literally fart into a megaphone over a reggae beat and Jools Holland would give him a ten minute guest slot on his TV show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Because if you take any shit under-talented individual, get them making shit under-talented music, and then stick 'Afro' as a prefix it becomes amazing, apparently. It helps you were raised in abject poverty by some scaghead single mother, or your Dad came home drunk and bounced you around the front room, or whatever. You can bet your bottom dollar what side this cunt was on during the Broadwater Farm Riots, lets put it that way, and it is trendy for North London types to side with rough 'underdogs' as it gives their otherwise sanitised boring lives a bit of 'meaning' and 'authenticity'. Jah Wobble could literally fart into a megaphone over a reggae beat and Jools Holland would give him a ten minute guest slot on his TV show. Not to mention a blow job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Not to mention a blow job. That was a prerequisite. Under the table in Jamie's Italian, and an extra two minutes of airtime if you don't dribble and jizz onto the pin-striping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 20 minutes ago, Ape said: Another ridiculously overrated bass player, like shit-cunt-Collins, with another ridiculous fucking name. For those who've never heard of this cunt, you'll be surprised to hear that he's not black. His name nothing to do with being black. Apparently it was someone drunk trying to say his name and it came out Jah Wobble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: His name nothing to do with being black. Apparently it was someone drunk trying to say his name and it came out Jah Wobble I know his name is nothing to do with being black (which he isn't). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: His name nothing to do with being black. Apparently it was someone drunk trying to say his name and it came out Jah Wobble It was a young John Ritchie, aka Sid Vicious, trying to pronounce "John Wardle" while drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It was a young John Ritchie, aka Sid Vicious, trying to pronounce "John Wardle" while drunk. Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 The cunt lives in Cheshire now. Just saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The cunt lives in Cheshire now. Just saying. Runcorn or Alderley Edge ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: Runcorn or Alderley Edge ? In his bedroom in Nantwitch Stamping his foot down on the angst-switch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 2 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Runcorn or Alderley Edge ? Jodrell Bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I prefer Glen Hoddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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