Guest CuntyCuntBubbles Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 What about those stupid women cunts that check their balances on 3 or 4 accounts at the cash point, and don’t even take any fucking money out???? When you see that first card spat out of the machine, and then the grey ponytailed time wasting slag, pulling a second card from her shit fat bulging with receipts and vouchers purse, you know you are in for a long wait. 5 minutes and 4 cards later, she has checked all her balances, she then fumbles with her overloaded purse, and turns round with a smug looking cunty grin on her saggy old boat race…..at this point I have to stop myself from kicking the purse out of her hands and then back handing the bint into the road and under a fucking peasant wagon! CUNTS they are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 18 minutes ago, CuntyCuntBubbles said: What about those stupid women cunts that check their balances on 3 or 4 accounts at the cash point, and don’t even take any fucking money out???? When you see that first card spat out of the machine, and then the grey ponytailed time wasting slag, pulling a second card from her shit fat bulging with receipts and vouchers purse, you know you are in for a long wait. 5 minutes and 4 cards later, she has checked all her balances, she then fumbles with her overloaded purse, and turns round with a smug looking cunty grin on her saggy old boat race…..at this point I have to stop myself from kicking the purse out of her hands and then back handing the bint into the road and under a fucking peasant wagon! CUNTS they are! Sounds like my cousin Esme! Probably checking the balance of all the cards she nicked* *This is a fabricated story told for amusement. Just in case some fucking idiot calls the police 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 Some basic pointers for you: Post in the right part of the corner, find a new and decent subject matter, throw in a bit of humour, kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Some basic pointers for you: Post in the right part of the corner, find a new and decent subject matter, throw in a bit of humour, kill yourself. Wise words from the Rhod Gilbert of the Corner. Fuck off you redundant pit prop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyCuntBubbles Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Some basic pointers for you: Post in the right part of the corner, find a new and decent subject matter, throw in a bit of humour, kill yourself. Well thanks professor cunt, maybe you could be my mentor? I will now read every last post, to make sure i haven't repeated any aforementioned cuntyness. kill yourself and any of your most likely idiotic offspring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 2 hours ago, CuntyCuntBubbles said: Well thanks professor cunt, maybe you could be my mentor? I will now read every last post, to make sure i haven't repeated any aforementioned cuntyness. kill yourself and any of your most likely idiotic offspring Try the search function to avoid the autistic spackers patrol on here, by the way, go and lick a bare light bulb holder, fuckbreath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Try the search function to avoid the autistic spackers patrol on here... Now now, Alfie, that's no way to speak about Bubba. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 ......and the subject topic, sensing an opportunity, made its bid for freedom into the miasma of cyberspace, whilst the prison guards squabbled and bickered in ever more hilarious ways. Spoiler Alert for 'The Shawshank Redemption IV - The Cunts Corner Years' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Now now, Alfie, that's no way to speak about Bubba. Do you get an email notification whenever anyone mentions autism? The standard of the corner is slipping if your post is worthy of a like. Granted, a like from Alf is about as valuable as a Sports Direct benefits package, but it's the principle I have issue with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 hours ago, CuntyCuntBubbles said: What about those stupid women cunts that check their balances on 3 or 4 accounts at the cash point, and don’t even take any fucking money out???? When you see that first card spat out of the machine, and then the grey ponytailed time wasting slag, pulling a second card from her shit fat bulging with receipts and vouchers purse, you know you are in for a long wait. 5 minutes and 4 cards later, she has checked all her balances, she then fumbles with her overloaded purse, and turns round with a smug looking cunty grin on her saggy old boat race…..at this point I have to stop myself from kicking the purse out of her hands and then back handing the bint into the road and under a fucking peasant wagon! CUNTS they are! did you manage to finally get your mini statement though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 fucking bollox toss wank. The fucking worst thing is the cunt that walks up to use the cash machine and stands there for 5 minutes rummaging for the card. FFS fucking have your card ready, it is always required. (on a par with wankers at the checkout who don't start looking for a means to pay until the cashier confirms the total) Total time wasting morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 hours ago, CuntyCuntBubbles said: Well thanks professor cunt, maybe you could be my mentor? I will now read every last post, to make sure i haven't repeated any aforementioned cuntyness. kill yourself and any of your most likely idiotic offspring That's the spirit. To ensure you are fully versed, can I recommend reading every post twice, before commenting again. If you do ever return, maybe you could explain how you manage to post without increasing your post count? If you PM Bill the magic formula, I'm sure he'd be grateful as he could probably make Snatch go insane. (Not that type). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 It's not just the wimminz, plenty of spastic blokes perpetrating this act of utter fuckwittery, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: That's the spirit. To ensure you are fully versed, can I recommend reading every post twice, before commenting again. If you do ever return, maybe you could explain how you manage to post without increasing your post count? If you PM Bill the magic formula, I'm sure he'd be grateful as he could probably make Snatch go insane. (Not that type). Believe me it wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyCuntBubbles Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 hhhaaaaa bastards! I will strive to do better, and not be such a spaccy autistic boring lazy cunt in the future....I promise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Do you get an email notification whenever anyone mentions autism? Zoltar sees all, knows all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 3 hours ago, CuntyCuntBubbles said: hhhaaaaa bastards! I will strive to do better, and not be such a spaccy autistic boring lazy cunt in the future....I promise! That's the spirit, Bubbles, er, CB, er... I don't suppose you'd consider changing your user name to save confusion? Maybe something with the initials BBC? Also, since none of the other bone-idle cunts have seen fit to raise the subject of your avatar status with you (vis-à-vis its absence) it once again falls to me to do fucking everything around here. Get. A. Fucking. Avatar. PS Welcome aboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's the spirit, Bubbles, er, CB, er... I don't suppose you'd consider changing your user name to save confusion? Maybe something with the initials BBC? Also, since none of the other bone-idle cunts have seen fit to raise the subject of your avatar status with you (vis-à-vis its absence) it once again falls to me to do fucking everything around here. Get, A, Fucking, Avatar. PS Welcome aboard. I think the problem of (non)Avatars is becoming something of regular bugbear CB. I think that the administrator's should consider that if after a dozen posts, the cunt in question still has not made the effort to get it sorted, then a suitable avatar should be selected and imposed on the idle cunt. We could start on that Panzerwanker idiot......perhaps a picture of Larry Grayson would be appropriate in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 A like from bubba is as valuable as accommodation in the jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 37 minutes ago, CuntyCuntBubbles said: hhhaaaaa bastards! I will strive to do better, and not be such a spaccy autistic boring lazy cunt in the future....I promise! Why put the effort in to be different from anybody else on here. (present company excepted, naturally) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Also, since none of the other bone-idle cunts have seen fit to raise the subject of your avatar status with you (vis-à-vis its absence) it once again falls to me to do fucking everything around here. Get, A, Fucking, Avatar. Careful Bawsy,you'll have a meltdown worrying about avatars or lack of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 The 5 P's come in to play. Plan ahead and untold riches will pop out of the money box in good time. I realise this excludes women as it requires logic and intelligence and not emotional outbursts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now now, Alfie, that's no way to speak about Bubba. Actually baws, to be fair..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 5 hours ago, luke swarm said: I think the problem of (non)Avatars is becoming something of regular bugbear CB. I think that the administrator's should consider that if after a dozen posts, the cunt in question still has not made the effort to get it sorted, then a suitable avatar should be selected and imposed on the idle cunt. We could start on that Panzerwanker idiot......perhaps a picture of Larry Grayson would be appropriate in that case. I have a couple of potential avatars for these cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 my normal login (on Windows Explorer) is fucked. What's going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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