Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: I don't like the sound of your tone. Fuck off, Frank. The newbie has been entertaining so far and until you up your game your opinion is null and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nail gun and a system of pulleys and ropes. Or Velcro if you're just doing it for attention. If Jesus could perform miracles, why didn't he magic up a Makita Nail-Gun then? Surely it would have made for a more pleasant crucifixion experience. They could have finished him off with 'The Spear & Jackson of Destiny' What did the cunt ever really do? Knocked up some fish finger sandwiches.. whoopee shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nail gun and a system of pulleys and ropes. Or Velcro if you're just doing it for attention. I’m hanging from a fucking cross by 2 sodding nails. Even if I could reach my iPad , and subsequently order a used , but working , DeWalt nail-gun , complete with scaffolding , ropes and pulleys - who’s going to answer the door and sign for the package? Of course , no problem accessing this site by using a simple voice-command App - and perhaps eBay browsing is supported too. But I forgot to plug it in , and it informs me I’m down to 5% battery power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I don't like the sound of your tone. I don’t like the sound of you breathing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Pete said: This cunt should be suspended by the tits in Westminster. With EU-style stars as nipple-covers - so it makes pre-watershed viewing times. Fucking Nick Clegg’s bleating of “I just want what’s fair” - seems a lifetime removed from the mindless pre-election campaigning of this illiterate , ill-prepared lezzer. At least Thatcher had perky juggs. Fuck off Pen .. I that thought I would say that first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Jesus could perform miracles, why didn't he magic up a Makita Nail-Gun then? Surely it would have made for a more pleasant crucifixion experience. They could have finished him off with 'The Spear & Jackson of Destiny' What did the cunt ever really do? Knocked up some fish finger sandwiches.. whoopee shit. Or turned a grail of water into a tube of ‘No More Nails’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Or turned a grail of water into a tube of ‘No More Nails’ Or a simple Contact Adhesive - take all the drama out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pete said: I’m hanging from a fucking cross by 2 sodding nails. Even if I could reach my iPad , and subsequently order a used , but working , DeWalt nail-gun , complete with scaffolding , ropes and pulleys - who’s going to answer the door and sign for the package? Of course , no problem accessing this site by using a simple voice-command App - and perhaps eBay browsing is supported too. But I forgot to plug it in , and it informs me I’m down to 5% battery power. Welcome. Be careful of any member on here luring you into golf talk and then inviting you to meet for a round in the Cheshire area. You will be found floating face down in Barrymore’s pool with atrocious internal injuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: Or a simple Contact Adhesive - take all the drama out of it. I once bought a job lot of 5000 bottles of tippex I made a big mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Welcome. Be careful of any member on here luring you into golf talk and then inviting you to meet for a round in the Cheshire area. You will be found floating face down in Barrymore’s pool with atrocious internal injuries. Funny that. I had a request on here earlier to meet in a private members club in Chelsea called the 19th hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Not for too much longer ifn the bojo has anytin to do with it..kerry group is strippin jobs outa the uk as we speak..how many work in that plant anyways?...actually none...its closed...900 people. Panzermurphybaby Produced not wrapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Fuck off Pen .. I that thought I would say that first. Easy that's for you to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Easy that's for you to say. Fuck off Pen .. multi-id cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 The Brexit process has turned into a "nightmare", the prime minister of Luxembourg has said .. fuck me. Even the King of Rutland is more important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Fuck off Pen .. multi-id cunt. I'm not using the Pen ID tonight, I'm being Punkape until Wednesday. You wouldn't get into my golf club because you are a pleb, and a festering globule of regurgitated hyena afterbirth. With measles. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not using the Pen ID tonight, I'm being Punkape until Wednesday. You wouldn't get into my golf club because you are a pleb, and a festering globule of regurgitated hyena afterbirth. With measles. Lol Fuck off. Fuck off punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Fuck off Pen .. I that thought I would say that first. Please don’t confuse me with some other cunt. Last time I looked , I was 100% me - although a little smaller these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, Pete said: Please don’t confuse me with some other cunt. Last time I looked , I was 100% me - although a little smaller these days. Albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, Pete said: Please don’t confuse me with some other cunt. Last time I looked , I was 100% me - although a little smaller these days. Fuck off I'm everyone around here ask Pen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: I don't like the sound of your tone. Dal, Dal, it's me, Dal!!! Fucking stupid Fudpucker cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 7 hours ago, Pete said: This cunt should be suspended by the tits in Westminster. With EU-style stars as nipple-covers - so it makes pre-watershed viewing times. Fucking Nick Clegg’s bleating of “I just want what’s fair” - seems a lifetime removed from the mindless pre-election campaigning of this illiterate , ill-prepared lezzer. At least Thatcher had perky juggs. As far as I am aware, Ms Swinson is straight, not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Fuks sake roops baby...i know yer a red head with a regional accent n ive an awful weakness for that kinda thing but yer ruinin me here.. Whilst not wishing to further reduce my rapidly diminishing band of admirers, my Welsh lilt has all but disappeared and I am in fact naturally raven haired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: As far as I am aware, Ms Swinson is straight, not gay. Ugly straight cunt then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Whilst not wishing to further reduce my rapidly diminishing band of admirers, my Welsh lilt has all but disappeared and I am in fact naturally raven haired. With a yellow beak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Fuck off I'm everyone around here ask Pen. Fuck all - until you produce something positive - like an AIDS test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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