Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 11 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Think so yeah. Have watched that film about 10 times. Last time was a while back tho. Haven't visited the 5 points for a while either. Might dig out the DVD tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Haven't visited the 5 points for a while either. Might dig out the DVD tomorrow. William cutting was a ninja. Walked like he was on stilts lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Wouldn't bother . .Christmas is coming it'll be on the tv . .tween that n tescos ads...fuk me Ruth Jones has a huge arse Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 31 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I'd offer to do the plumbing in the palace for free. So I could sneak into her bedroom and take a dump on her bed. You have class,I suspect that you may have once worked. For the diplomatic service as a protocol consultant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 It's probably becrusted in corgi shite already Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Wouldn't bother . .Christmas is coming it'll be on the tv . .tween that n tescos ads...fuk me Ruth Jones has a huge arse Panzerknacker They ruined those ads by getting rid of the retard son "I found this lightbulb,it's gluten free". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: It's probably becrusted in corgi shite already Panzerknacker And corgi ***** lol Edited November 20, 2016 by Extremecunt Don't wanna get clipped by hrh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Good night people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Extremecunt said: Good night people Night, babe. Xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 And the PC brigade must have had the James Blunt one censored too. Where he sings "you're beautiful" via TVs and mirrors. Originally it included a big skinhead punching out a mirror in a public bog, after 2 showings that bit disappeared. Fucking hippies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Night, babe. Xx Night John boy, night grandpa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Love that film, DD Lewis is a bit overrated as an actor though I think. Ham more than a pigs back leg. Gyps flying ability suggests superpowers. Career with Marvel franchise pending. Or perhaps DC really stands for Diddi Coy. You are entirely wrong on that "film scene" .. that was the cunt who blocked my Princess in on the Cumberland car park at Crewe back in 1988 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Think so yeah. Have watched that film about 10 times. Last time was a while back tho. You are Barry Norman and I claim my UPVC fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 35 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You are Barry Norman and I claim my UPVC fiver. Ah good old Barry. I can just picture him sitting on his fart smelling sofa, with a plate of egg and chips and a pint of Stella. Telling his wife to shut the fuck up as he's trying to finish off terminator 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If both her parents are Korean how the fuck can she be half Asian? She lost both her legs in a car crash. That means she is half an Asian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Much as I dislike the Royals, I feel I should point out that Buckingham Palace doesn't belong to the Windsor/Sax Coberg Gotha family. It belongs to the state, thus the reigning monarch and family get to live there. So asking them to foot repair bills, is pretty much the same as you being asked to foot the repair bill when your company car breaks down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 30 minutes ago, deebom said: Much as I dislike the Royals, I feel I should point out that Buckingham Palace doesn't belong to the Windsor/Sax Coberg Gotha family. It belongs to the state, thus the reigning monarch and family get to live there. So asking them to foot repair bills, is pretty much the same as you being asked to foot the repair bill when your company car breaks down. The Crown Estate owns Buckingham palace , Windsor Castle and Clarence House, as well as London’s Regent Street and all of the UK’s seabed. The Queen receives an annual grant worth 15% of the Estate’s profits. This year, she received £43 million, while the Treasury was paid £301.4 million. She gets paid to live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: You are entirely wrong on that "film scene" .. that was the cunt who blocked my Princess in on the Cumberland car park at Crewe back in 1988 I would hate to see what would happen to any of the 250.000 Nigerian parking enforcement officers working in London had they been stupid enough to slap a ticket on your faithful old Austin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You are Barry Norman and I claim my UPVC fiver. The bloke in front of me at our local shop had one of those new fivers, when the cashier remarked that they were supposed to be indestructible, he promptly ripped in half in a pedantic act of machismo. He had to put all 6 litres of frosty jacks back on the shelf when she then refused to accept it. The fucking stupid piss soaked fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The bloke in front of me at our local shop had one of those new fivers, when the cashier remarked that they were supposed to be indestructible, he promptly ripped in half in a pedantic act of machismo. He had to put all 6 litres of frosty jacks back on the shelf when she then refused to accept it. The fucking stupid piss soaked fucking twat. Serves you right for taking your dad shopping then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Six liters of war juice for a fiver . ..that's good goin . ..why does lizzy need 43 mill a year anyway Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: You can see Gyps in action in this security video taken of a disagreement over parking spaces in an Aldi car park in 2014. She appears around the 50 second mark. That was a terrible day that was. lost a button on my dress. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Met ddl a few years ago in a bar just after he ditched his bird by txt . .good move sez I. .thanks sez he..an that's all there is to say on that matter Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 8 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Six liters of war juice for a fiver . ..that's good goin . ..why does lizzy need 43 mill a year anyway Panzerknacker Out of court settlements for the 350 or so individuals who Phil the Greek upsets every month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of court settlements for the 350 or so individuals who Phil the Greek upsets every month. It's a well known fact on here that I'm a rabid republican. But you can't knock a man who, when asked to describe Stoke-on-Trent, succinctly said "Ghastly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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