Eddie Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 It getting near to that time of year when the annoying phenomenon of Christmas junk mail starts to arrive through your door. Unwanted cards from distant relatives you have long since lost contact with. The cunt who includes a letter setting out their children's achievements in the last year and the obligatory card from a complete mystery that no one has ever heard of . I'm doing my cards now 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I started a topic in the old site similar to this but I nommed those cunts who send you a home made card with pictures of their fucking family,taken in the summer but with Christmas hats on. Complete egotistical cunts that have also been known to write a short letter about their adventures as if written by a third party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I leave it to Mrs Manky. I haven't sent a card for very many years. Besides, I have always been shit with names. "Happy Christmas you cunt from Manky and her that lives at our house" doesn't seem quite right. Opening them is just as bad. The disappointment not to find wads of dosh is a fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 45 minutes ago, Eddie said: It getting near to that time of year when the annoying phenomenon of Christmas junk mail starts to arrive through your door. Unwanted cards from distant relatives you have long since lost contact with. The cunt who includes a letter setting out their children's achievements in the last year and the obligatory card from a complete mystery that no one has ever heard of . I'm doing my cards now Frank's postman is going to hate you, Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Frank's postman is going to hate you, Ed. Franks sulked himself to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Everyones getting this fucker this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Hated cards from people at work because then I have to give them one. Worse is the cunt who gives you a card right when they are leaving work for the last time before Christmas which leaves one with a guilty feeling that I didn't give them one. Don't get me started on secret santa either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Franks sulked himself to death. We're trying to get through it together, Ed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I only send cards to people I like. A multipack of 10 lasts me two years. Bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: Franks sulked himself to death. Sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but you've spelled "sucked" incorrectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I only send cards to people I like. A multipack of 10 lasts me two years. Bargain. Only two years, I get ten out of one of those and I send those to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Only two years, I get ten out of one of those and I send those to myself. That's rather frugal of you Alf. On year 10 you can use the empty box and the satin ribbon bow to send yourself a present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry to be a grammar Nazi, but you've spelled "sucked" incorrectly. He would need to have a very long neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Had my first christmas of the season card last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: He would need to have a very long neck. Or even better a very broken back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Anybody seen a Christmas tree in a house yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Best thing about Christmas? Settling down in blessed peace and quiet, after the family have monged out on turkey, to look at the cards at Kempton Park and Wetherby for Boxing Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anybody seen a Christmas tree in a house yet. Oh yes, just yesterday. And every house brick smothered in lights. Chav cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Oh yes, just yesterday. And every house brick smothered in lights. Chav cunts. They've probably been there all year round Gobbers. They just plugged them in now they've topped up their electric key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 If all christmas displays were like this one I wouldn't mind the cuntfest so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: It getting near to that time of year when the annoying phenomenon of Christmas junk mail starts to arrive through your door. Unwanted cards from distant relatives you have long since lost contact with. The cunt who includes a letter setting out their children's achievements in the last year and the obligatory card from a complete mystery that no one has ever heard of . I'm doing my cards now Where's mine? 3rd on the left? 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anybody seen a Christmas tree in a house yet. Yes, 3 of the cunts, 1 of which was early last week.... fucking 20-something of November ffs... unfortunately there were no loose bricks lying around for me to wrap in nice crinkly gold paper for them... 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hated cards from people at work because then I have to give them one. Worse is the cunt who gives you a card right when they are leaving work for the last time before Christmas which leaves one with a guilty feeling that I didn't give them one. Don't get me started on secret santa either. The only secret santa I ever remember liking was when someone got given a box of ribbed and flavoured condoms. and they had to open it in the middle of about 50 colleagues with the directors there.... the funniest bit was he was the cunt who shagged half the fugly munters in the office.... none of the "nice" girls ever went near him, just the chav slags... More than one or two red faces that day, and not from excessive sherry consumption.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Where's mine? 3rd on the left? Yes, 3 of the cunts, 1 of which was early last week.... fucking 20-something of November ffs... unfortunately there were no loose bricks lying around for me to wrap in nice crinkly gold paper for them... The only secret santa I ever remember liking was when someone got given a box of ribbed and flavoured condoms. and they had to open it in the middle of about 50 colleagues with the directors there.... the funniest bit was he was the cunt who shagged half the fugly munters in the office.... none of the "nice" girls ever went near him, just the chav slags... More than one or two red faces that day, and not from excessive sherry consumption.. Hated Xmas do's. Luckily 2 of them I was on duty so couldn't go. Christmas day on duty was better than spending with family strangely enough. Although carrying out CPR while wearing a reindeer hate took the fucking biscuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Eddie said: It getting near to that time of year when the annoying phenomenon of Christmas junk mail starts to arrive through your door. Unwanted cards from distant relatives you have long since lost contact with. The cunt who includes a letter setting out their children's achievements in the last year and the obligatory card from a complete mystery that no one has ever heard of . I'm doing my cards now Shouldn't there be one with poof on it, for Spunky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Best thing about Christmas? Settling down in blessed peace and quiet, after the family have monged out on turkey, to look at the cards at Kempton Park and Wetherby for Boxing Day A sporting man! You have to work off the excesses somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 5 hours ago, neil298 said: If all christmas displays were like this one I wouldn't mind the cuntfest so much It's Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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