Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Don't mess with Coulthard. That jaw will take your fucking head off if it hits you at the right angle. I see what you mean, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 You know you're dealing with a AAA+ grade cunt when the majority of the country are actually willing the fucking German to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: The up himself cry baby with ear studs should be inhumanly culled . Defiantly a sausage jockey, i will be just a shocked when he admits to being a bummer as i was when Tom Daly admitted playing the pink oboe. Can you imagine Jackie Stewart or James Hunt wearing diamond stud earrings. The worst world champion this country has ever produced, and that is including Andy Murray. He immediately fucked off to live in Switzerland for 'privacy reasons', imagine his surprise when he found out about their tax laws. If this is not enough of a reason to hate the cunt, he has also been in a studio producing Rap music. Hamilton is a petulant little chav, ignoring his team instruction to actually race, instead attempted to back Nico into the chasing pack, not a sportsman like behavior very, very Lewis behavior. I couldn't imagine Niki Lauda either. I think the last time Liz Taylor had a bit of nip and tuck he was straight on the blower thanking her for his new set of ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: I couldn't imagine Niki Lauda either. I think the last time Liz Taylor had a bit of nip and tuck he was straight on the blower thanking her for his new set of ears. You'd be amazed what plastic surgeons can do these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 19 minutes ago, The Beast said: I couldn't imagine Niki Lauda either. I think the last time Liz Taylor had a bit of nip and tuck he was straight on the blower thanking her for his new set of ears. Nikki who? Lauda. NIKKI WHO? LAUDA. NIKKI WHO? LAUDA! NIKKI WHO? LAUDA!!! Forget it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Nikki who? Lauda. NIKKI WHO? LAUDA. NIKKI WHO? LAUDA! NIKKI WHO? LAUDA!!! Forget it Mike, is that you? If it is, fuck off. Edited November 28, 2016 by Bubba C Forgot I hate Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Mike, is that you? If it is, fuck off. Ah MikeD ??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 48 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ah MikeD ??? I know. If only, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: I know. If only, right? Who was Mike D? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Who was Mike D? He was only the size of Warwick Davis but was a comedy giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rap producer! For fucks sake. Why is it when some famous cunt acheives success in their chosen field, they find it necessary to stick their finger in another pie? Bob Dylan has made hundreds of millions from music but has now decided to become a painter, needless to say the middle classes are falling over themselves to buy his shitty daubings. Google it and have a look. If your five year old kid brought it home from school you wouldn't bother sticking it on the fridge door. The whole art world is full of more money than brains cunts. It was proved years ago when they had an elephant wade through a load of paint and then walk all over a huge canvas and passed it off as new artist. These arseholes fell over themselves to praise it. The only one who saw through it and called it a pile of shite was Brian Sewell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 5 hours ago, Eddie said: ........he has also been in a studio producing Rap music. Right, without being racist in any way, shape or form... Why the fuck does almost every rich famous cunt who is black, suddenly turn out to be a rap producer/DJ/wanker? It's like every fucking comedian thinks they can sing.... NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T!!! Stick to the day job you pathetic egotistical tossers... 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: He's also mates with Beiber: Two things... Being mates with Beiber, that deserves it's own seperate nomination. Just that line. This picture should be on the Faces You Want To Slap thread with the 2-for-1 deal on housebricks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Right, without being racist in any way, shape or form... Why the fuck does almost every rich famous cunt who is black, suddenly turn out to be a rap producer/DJ/wanker? It's like every fucking comedian thinks they can sing.... NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T!!! Stick to the day job you pathetic egotistical tossers... Two things... Being mates with Beiber, that deserves it's own seperate nomination. Just that line. This picture should be on the Faces You Want To Slap thread with the 2-for-1 deal on housebricks... Guy in the background to the right: "Just fucking kiss already. Faggots." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Right, without being racist in any way, shape or form... Why the fuck does almost every rich famous cunt who is black, suddenly turn out to be a rap producer/DJ/wanker? It's like every fucking comedian thinks they can sing.... NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T!!! Stick to the day job you pathetic egotistical tossers... Two things... Being mates with Beiber, that deserves it's own seperate nomination. Just that line. This picture should be on the Faces You Want To Slap thread with the 2-for-1 deal on housebricks... Also every white kid with a baseball cap and a loyalty card to JD sports is a rap producer/ DJ wanker, you know the cunts, walk around telling you everything is "sick bruv". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 I hate the fucking chav. Nico's hit me Nico's hit me boo hoo waaa. Wanker. Did you see the cunt being interviewed with his hat on back to front and his poxy gay ear rings, looked like some half chat reject from some crappy x factor urban boy band. I like Nico, I liked him for trashing that fucking cheating kraut when they were at Merc together. Well done Nico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: I hate the fucking chav. Nico's hit me Nico's hit me boo hoo waaa. Wanker. Did you see the cunt being interviewed with his hat on back to front and his poxy gay ear rings, looked like some half chat reject from some crappy x factor urban boy band. I like Nico, I liked him for trashing that fucking cheating kraut when they were at Merc together. Well done Nico. Nico is very underrated as a driver. Back when Schumacher was his team mate and the Mercedes team was in F1 for the first time in 50 years he out drove him in almost every race. Before that he had four years experience racing for Williams in a seat he'd won by becoming GP2 champion in 2005. His only problem is he's too nice to his egotistical prick of a team mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Self-obsessed, moi? Fucking hell... is that Gok Wan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Fucking hell... is that Gok Wan? Gok actually has a manlier hairdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 He's actually known in some circles as Lewis "Rocket Monkey" Hamilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Jenson Button? Isn't that a fancy name for the clitoris, viz: "Lady Fotheringay's husband was a total sexual inadequate, who couldn't locate her Jensen Button without the aid of a Haynes manual, a Davey Lamp and a nose-peg" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: .....a wheelchair Although it's a bit wobbly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 He reminds me of that other nauseous prick, Michael 'the whole worlds against me' Jackson. Fucking mechanicals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Although it's a bit wobbly How unlucky is that, off white and a raspberry!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: How unlucky is that, off white and a raspberry!!! And lewis hamiltons brother. Poor cunt has the luck of the 10 blind beggars 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 19 hours ago, The Beast said: I couldn't imagine Niki Lauda either. I think the last time Liz Taylor had a bit of nip and tuck he was straight on the blower thanking her for his new set of ears. The first thing he did was nip into Specsavers for a pair of glasses now he had some ears to fucking hang them on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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