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33 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

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There have been times when I've thought that you have peaked in terms of your crippling autism. But every time, without fail, you produce another gem like this to remind me that, for you at least, the spectrum is infinite. You are, without doubt, an utterly fucking stupid cunt.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

There have been times when I've thought that you have peaked in terms of your crippling autism. But every time, without fail, you produce another gem like this to remind me that, for you at least, the spectrum is infinite. You are, without doubt, an utterly fucking stupid cunt.

How many hours do you think the stupid fucking cunt spent on google looking for a white donkey? 

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8 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

How many hours do you think the stupid fucking cunt spent on google looking for a white donkey? 

Ding's regular daily browsing routine is thus:

Seven hours on Stormfront

One hour on Fox News

Two hours on The Corner

And 22 seconds on Pornhub.

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

That only leaves just over 13hrs on chimp mania.

I'm assuming there was a memo instructing everyone else to pick on Ding today which those useless fucking admins somehow neglected to send me, but I hate to feel left out so I'm joining in anyway. Sorry Ding, you great fucking cunt you.

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I have to say, despite my differences with Ding, he is tough as old boots. All the shit hurled at him and he doesn't quit.

I also have to say that Decs and Bubba, you provide remarkable entertainment in your pursuit of Ding. Remarkable, because despite several hundred repeated chides, you still carry on with the same old shite, hoping the next instalment of repeat bollocks will be the straw that breaks the camels back.

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1 minute ago, The Beast said:

I have to say, despite my differences with Ding, he is tough as old boots. All the shit hurled at him and he doesn't quit.

I also have to say that Decs and Bubba, you provide remarkable entertainment in your pursuit of Ding. Remarkable, because despite several hundred repeated chides, you still carry on with the same old shite, hoping the next instalment of repeat bollocks will be the straw that breaks the camels back.

He loves it. 

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51 minutes ago, The Beast said:

I have to say, despite my differences with Ding, he is tough as old boots. All the shit hurled at him and he doesn't quit.

I also have to say that Decs and Bubba, you provide remarkable entertainment in your pursuit of Ding. Remarkable, because despite several hundred repeated chides, you still carry on with the same old shite, hoping the next instalment of repeat bollocks will be the straw that breaks the camels back.

Credit where credit is due, you surely have to admit that the "Ding is a racist" angle, no matter how contrived, is at least new.

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1 hour ago, The Beast said:

I have to say, despite my differences with Ding, he is tough as old boots. All the shit hurled at him and he doesn't quit.

I also have to say that Decs and Bubba, you provide remarkable entertainment in your pursuit of Ding. Remarkable, because despite several hundred repeated chides, you still carry on with the same old shite, hoping the next instalment of repeat bollocks will be the straw that breaks the camels back.

They just haven't got the fucking brains to do anything about me, they fail on every count, just making themselves look more and more like  schoolyard bullies, but shit ones.

 

Decs has done his usual of ignoring the bit where he got fucked over, stopped quoting and changed to the good old "you racist" bollocks posted on every other thread hoping this time it will hurt me somehow, it's the same tactic that he and his kind always resort to when they've run out of ideas... or rather repeated the old ones too many times.

 

Thick fucking cunts, learn something for once in your sad little lives.

 

You lost.

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10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

They just haven't got the fucking brains to do anything about me, they fail on every count, just making themselves look more and more like  schoolyard bullies, but shit ones.

 

Decs has done his usual of ignoring the bit where he got fucked over, stopped quoting and changed to the good old "you racist" bollocks posted on every other thread hoping this time it will hurt me somehow, it's the same tactic that he and his kind always resort to when they've run out of ideas... or rather repeated the old ones too many times.

 

Thick fucking cunts, learn something for once in your sad little lives.

 

You lost.

Ding, I'll ask you again. Please point out where I got "fucked over" and quote my supposed plagiarism. You have ignored my first request, to do so a second time would imply that you're making things up as you go along.

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28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Ding, I'll ask you again. Please point out where I got "fucked over" and quote my supposed plagiarism. You have ignored my first request, to do so a second time would imply that you're making things up as you go along.

I don't need to post it, you know that there are 2 posts on that thread which you basically ripped off the new statesmen, the numbers, the tone, structure and certain wording are directly from their pages.

Then you went rather quiet as you tried to arrange your "witty" riposte and marshal your troops....

2 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Jesus fucking wept, ding, get a grip, you're all over the shop. 

How could you forget Edward? 

I didn't forget Eddie.

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Just now, DingTheRioja said:

I don't need to post it, you know that there are 2 posts on that thread which you basically ripped off the new statesmen, the numbers, the tone, structure and certain wording are directly from their pages.

Then you went rather quiet as you tried to arrange your "witty" riposte and marshal your troops....

I didn't forget Eddie.

I've never read The New Statesman, so for me to plagiarise it would be quite the feat. Just because you say that I have, doesn't make it true. That's like me turning around and saying that you've lifted all of your racist material straight out of Mein Kampf. 

You're going to have to back this one up I'm afraid, Ding.

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7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I don't need to post it, you know that there are 2 posts on that thread which you basically ripped off the new statesmen, the numbers, the tone, structure and certain wording are directly from their pages.

 

Care to explain which of my posts were plagiarised from The New Statement Ding, you fucking lunatic?

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6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I don't need to post it, you know that there are 2 posts on that thread which you basically ripped off the new statesmen, the numbers, the tone, structure and certain wording are directly from their pages.

Then you went rather quiet as you tried to arrange your "witty" riposte and marshal your troops....

I didn't forget Eddie.

Ding, calm down man.

Wet towel on head, dark room for 15 mins...then go and create another jib-jab or hijab or whatever the fuck it's called.

Bit of advice: don't use a donkey in the next one, you've already made a bit of an ass of yourself: Decimus reading the Staggers!? He struggles with Viz.

 

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29 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I don't need to post it, you know that there are 2 posts on that thread which you basically ripped off the new statesmen, the numbers, the tone, structure and certain wording are directly from their pages.

Then you went rather quiet as you tried to arrange your "witty" riposte and marshal your troops....

I didn't forget Eddie.

I thought you got pissed on a Tuesday? You've lost the fucking plot, ding. 

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On 03/12/2016 at 8:12 AM, Punkape said:

 

A vegetarian cafe is refusing to accept the new £5 note after it emerged the currency contains animal products.

Sharon Meijland, owner of the Rainbow Cafe in Cambridge, has put up signs warning customers about the policy.

There was outcry from some vegetarians and religious groups when it was revealed the polymer used for the notes contains tallow - a type of animal fat.

The Bank of England declined to say whether there was a legal obligation to accept the notes.

'Repulsive'

Mrs Meijland said she had made a "promise" to customers that the cafe was an "ethical establishment".

"[Tallow's] an animal product isn't it? Our whole business is based around not having anything like that on the premises," Mrs Meijland said.

"Although the same person doesn't handle the money that handles the food, that's not really the point."

The cafe is being renamed "The silly ethnic gay slag " to help witn the protest.

Local drug dealers who shove money and drugs up their arse will still be welcomed to the premises to support new themes.

 

Oh ffs - can't  a-n-y  of you cunts think laterally? .  It's a business ploy and a smarty one at that.  Free publicity to attract hardcore veggies. She knows for a fact that anyone who gets shirty about all this isn't going to be a customer lost. 

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50 minutes ago, Batbomb said:

Oh ffs - can't  a-n-y  of you cunts think laterally? .  It's a business ploy and a smarty one at that.  Free publicity to attract hardcore veggies. She knows for a fact that anyone who gets shirty about all this isn't going to be a customer lost. 

Anyone who is not of the same thinking isn't going to use her shite cafe anyway.

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