camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I am staring at 5 fat geese as I type. What do you think of that? One more and you'd have 6 geese. And they could be laying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, DeadFred55 said: That's my fucking point you cunt.. I was about 3 feet off the ground. If i was unlucky enough to slip, which i wasn't, the worst outcome would of been a grazed knee. PS....are you and Withers dating? You should have got Virgin Media. Branson would have used a fucking hot air balloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: One more and you'd have 6 geese. And they could be laying the only thing that gets laid around geese is Scrotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You forgot to tell him the single most important thing. Fred - GET. YOURSELF. A. FUCKING. AVATAR. That aside, and on the evidence to date, he's already considerably better than Eric. ProfB was better than Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: ProfB was better than Eric You've changed your tune you treacherous worm, it must be the Vichy in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Do you use the goose fat to lather up other farmyard animals ? I bet you're not averse to greasing up for a jolly good goosing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I bet you're not averse to greasing up for a jolly good goosing. I always take a large jar of goose or duck fat to my local prostitute at Christmas for her roast potatoes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I always take a large jar of goose or duck fat to my local prostitute at Christmas for her roast potatoes..... fuck dat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 20 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: fuck dat! Drew, you're a fucking disgrace. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: ProfB was better than Eric I have to disagree. The slightest hint that a post may have originated from a prof sock puppet is enough to assemble the torch and fork brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: I always take a large jar of goose or duck fat to my local prostitute at Christmas for her roast potatoes..... You cheap bastard. I always take finest Welsh highland butter with me. Assaulted of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have to disagree. The slightest hint that a post may have originated from a prof sock puppet is enough to assemble the torch and fork brigade. monstrous rug muncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: monstrous rug muncher Prof was like an ocean vessel anchor around the neck of the corner. Every tedious post sank the place deeper into fuckwit ignorance. Coupled with Punkape's brand of spackery, it's a miracle the place survived that dark age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You've changed your tune you treacherous worm, it must be the Vichy in you. No, just getting in first. Eric has seen off Blubberingbubba, and I feel he is going to turn on me next. Watch Eric closely, he's not what he seems to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I always take a large jar of goose or duck fat to my local prostitute at Christmas for her roast potatoes..... Are you sure it isn't to use as lubrication for the festive fisting session you've booked yourself in for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Drew, you're a fucking disgrace. Good evening. A quarter past four is late afternoon for most people doing normal jobs but not for our resident local authority worker whose day probably ends at 4pm. No wonder the Brexit plans are all awry. Yes, that's right. It's your fucking fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: not for our resident local authority worker whose day probably ends at 4pm. On the fucking dot. Edited December 9, 2016 by Decimus Half past three on a Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Watch Eric closely, he's not what he seems to be. You mean to say that he's not in fact a boring cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You mean to say that he's not in fact a boring cunt? He actually has an extensive knowledge of the history and origins of the colour beige. If that's your thing, he's like David Attenborough narrating a lion getting hunted down by a pack of rogue meerkats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Hi Fred, welcome to CC, and just to say that if you have complaints about the above, address them to Decimus, he works for the council. Now fuck off. P.s: if you see a road sweeper drive over him, it's probably Eric. Withers, you know full well that I am a Nigerian houseboy employed by yourself and you are just bitter because all your brown grandchildren call me Daddy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Withers, you know full well that I am a Nigerian houseboy employed by yourself and you are just bitter because all your brown grandchildren call me Daddy. Was that you I saw hiding in the wood pile Eric? I came over all Enid Blyton and had to lie down for a minute you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Was that you I saw hiding in the wood pile Eric? I came over all Enid Blyton and had to lie down for a minute you know. Yas sir boss, I is bin hidin' from master withers, when he finished abusin' dem geese he gonna give me a whippin' an dat for sure! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Was that you I saw hiding in the wood pile Eric? I came over all Enid Blyton and had to lie down for a minute you know. Are you having a bad case of the vapours, Ratty? I found an old book in my attic that explained the cutting edge medical treatment known as blood-letting very well. Two pints and a soothing injection of heroin to calm the nerves should do the trick. Then I'll perform the task Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: No, just getting in first. Eric has seen off Blubberingbubba, and I feel he is going to turn on me next. Watch Eric closely, he's not what he seems to be. What do you think he'll do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: Was that you I saw hiding in the wood pile Eric? I came over all Enid Blyton and had to lie down for a minute you know. I always had you down as a necrophiliac Ratty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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