ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm down here in Elveden forest in Suffolk, getting back to nature and breaking bread with the local romanies here and I haven't seen one Christmas jumper and haven't heard one fucking christmas song at all. It's bliss. 'local romanies'? Isn't that an oxyhaemoglobin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Suffolk Fuck off you tarmacking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Please stop this now, Ratzo. Please? It would mean a return to full on lesbian Nazi. Are you ready for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Considering how simple you seem, I imagine a barnacle would make you laugh a lot. It is true that I am simple. What's more worrying is how long it took you to figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: If the fish fingers touch the peas,, do you have a violent outburst? Don't be so fucking stupid, how can they touch each other when they're on separate plates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: It would mean a return to full on lesbian Nazi. Are you ready for that? I was born ready. Or was it born to run? Or born to be wild? Fuck it, I forget now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: It would mean a return to full on lesbian Nazi. Are you ready for that? Gestapo rug muncher might be a good look for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: But, it's Thursday.... I actually thought about changing this quote from "Rain Man" accordingly because I knew your neuro-atypical peanut brain wouldn't be able to process it, but that would have been wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I actually thought about changing this quote from "Rain Man" accordingly because I knew your neuro-atypical peanut brain wouldn't be able to process it, but that would have been wrong. Stop using such big, hyphenated words, please. I'm going to have to get back to you with a suitably cutting response in due course..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: But, it's Thursday.... Fuck. I forgot to put the bin out for the second week in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gestapo rug muncher might be a good look for you. I'd happily draw the avatar. A few tweaks to my Roops character should do it, change the hat, add a mullet and some slight facial hair. I could draw all of your personas as lezzer nazis and make millions selling the comics to weirdos in Amsterdam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck off you tarmacking cunt. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Considering how simple you seem, I imagine a barnacle would make you laugh a lot. I don't think Ratty can even be antagonized. He's an anomaly that seriously makes me consider the possibility of alien life among us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't think Ratty can even be antagonized. He's an anomaly that seriously makes me consider the possibility of alien life among us. Roadkill, don't take this wrong way, because you seem less of a blithering idiot than when you first turned up, but I really don't think you can criticise anyone when you're thick enough to run out of petrol and give your location away on the corner. You're likeable, unlike snatch, but terribly, terribly stupid. Were you homeschooled by a flid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 52 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Roadkill, don't take this wrong way, because you seem less of a blithering idiot than when you first turned up, but I really don't think you can criticise anyone when you're thick enough to run out of petrol and give your location away on the corner. You're likeable, unlike snatch, but terribly, terribly stupid. Were you homeschooled by a flid? I never went to school much, honestly. I did set fire to the men's bathroom in the science block of one of my high schools, though. And I got a free RM computer from another one. That's about all the notable experiences I have from education. I find Snatch quite likeable, actually. He's not so far up his own arse that he's in danger of becoming a virgin birth, unlike a few others around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I never went to school much, honestly. I did set fire to the men's bathroom in the science block of one of my high schools, though. And I got a free RM computer from another one. That's about all the notable experiences I have from education. I find Snatch quite likeable, actually. He's not so far up his own arse that he's in danger of becoming a virgin birth, unlike a few others around here. Thanks RK. Take no notice of Stickers,he's not the number 1 as he seems to think he is and is only good for throwing insults around. He thinks he controls people but he can't even control his own bowels. The shit comes out his mouth anyway. Like Frank,he's nothing. Unlike Frank,he doesn't know it yet. I'm sure you worked all that out for yourself by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I was born ready. Or was it born to run? Or born to be wild? Fuck it, I forget now. Like Macduff, you were not of woman born CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Another year has rolled round into December and the first office fuckwits are arriving in these, greeted with moronic gibbon laughing from all corners. Has anyone worked out the joke yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Another year has rolled round into December and the first office fuckwits are arriving in these, greeted with moronic gibbon laughing from all corners. Has anyone worked out the joke yet? Bright colours often make retards happy. Pay them no mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 54 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Another year has rolled round into December and the first office fuckwits are arriving in these, greeted with moronic gibbon laughing from all corners. Has anyone worked out the joke yet? The joke is the tragic irony of the wearers intention. Attempting to create a seasonal persona of zaniness and wild unpredictability, by doing the one thing that identifies them as cliched and unimaginative. Charlie Higsons 'kerrrazy' office wanker from the fast show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The joke is the tragic irony of the wearers intention. Attempting to create a seasonal persona of zaniness and wild unpredictability, by doing the one thing that identifies them as cliched and unimaginative. Charlie Higsons 'kerrrazy' office wanker from the fast show. It's the cunts with Christmas socks and ties that emit fucking "jingle bells" when you press them, that make my piss boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the cunts with Christmas socks and ties that emit fucking "jingle bells" when you press them, that make my piss boil. I thought it was the octane booster you refer to as gin, you and the tribe distill in your traveling road show of thievery that did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) You bunch of baah humbug miserable cunts! I'll be breaking my awesome Xmas jumper out tomorrow to send the office girls into fits of girly giggling. I make them damp at the salty axe wound anyway and I'm planning to stuff my sweaty cock in at least one post Xmas party and clubbing night Edited December 5, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Corrected by someone clearly more intelligent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You bunch of baah humbug miserable cunts! I'll be breaking my awesome Xmas jumper out tomorrow to send the office girls into fits of girly giggling. I make them damp at the salty axe wound anyway and I'm planning to stuff my sweaty cock in at least one sans Xmas party and clubbing night That's MISTER baah humbug miserable cunt, Stubby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I thought it was the octane booster you refer to as gin, you and the tribe distill in your traveling road show of thievery that did that. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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