Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 I'm sure this demented hag has a nom but she deserves another. Turned on the radio this morning and it was Tory this Tory that. Fuck me you've had your own cunting parliament for how long? Accept responsibility for your own misguided policies. What next, have a go at Edward the 1st for the battle of Falkirk? Try kicking out all the Russian, Arab and English absentee landowners that own half of Scotland so they can shoot grouse, deer and catch salmon, pardon the pun. If they did that, I'd back independence and they could become a third word country north of Yorkshire. Come to think of it lets get rid of them too. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Stubby there are a few. You cannot have enough nominations when it comes to her. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Noakes said: Stubby there are a few. You cannot have enough nominations when it comes to her. I've got no problems with the pasty ginger fuckers north of the Antonine but in their fancy parliament that looks like it was designed by a blind chimp, all they do is blame Westminster. The SNP are back stabbing cunts who'd stoop to the lowest levels to get their own way-another independence vote and total power but with plan full of holes. Formerly referred to as the tartan Tories Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Tracy Ulman does a good Sturgeon. Quote
Rick_B Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Tracy Ulman does a good Sturgeon. I watched a bit of The One Show tonight and the Sturgeon impression was uncanny. If I didn't know it wasn't her it would have probably fooled me. Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I watched a bit of The One Show tonight and the Sturgeon impression was uncanny. If I didn't know it wasn't her it would have probably fooled me. she's close enough. Quote
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Tracy Ulman does a good Sturgeon. How are her other fish impressions? Quote
Guest N/A Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 On 03/02/2017 at 0:10 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure this demented hag has a nom but she deserves another. Turned on the radio this morning and it was Tory this Tory that. Fuck me you've had your own cunting parliament for how long? Accept responsibility for your own misguided policies. What next, have a go at Edward the 1st for the battle of Falkirk? Try kicking out all the Russian, Arab and English absentee landowners that own half of Scotland so they can shoot grouse, deer and catch salmon, pardon the pun. If they did that, I'd back independence and they could become a third word country north of Yorkshire. Come to think of it lets get rid of them too. She's just a cunt Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 I bet a fiver that Eddie would still give her ginger rug a good munching though. I bet she wears a tartan thong too. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I bet a fiver that Eddie would still give her ginger rug a good munching though. I bet she wears a tartan thong too. I bet she has a built in Sporran. Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet she has a built in Sporran. I bet she stinks like a haggis. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I bet she stinks like a haggis. Arbroath smokie. Quote
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Arbroath smokie. Mrs. R's gaping maw. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mrs. R's gaping maw. I'm the only one on here who hasn't seen it apparently. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 On 03/02/2017 at 8:29 PM, Rick_B said: I watched a bit of The One Show tonight and the Sturgeon impression was uncanny. If I didn't know it wasn't her it would have probably fooled me. The One Show's for poofs and irons. Quote
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'm the only one on here who hasn't seen it apparently. You're not missing much, unless you are unethical enough to endorse the fur trade. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 On 03/02/2017 at 9:51 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: How are her other fish impressions? Don't carp on about it Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're not missing much, unless you are unethical enough to endorse the fur trade. No, the only time I would shoot at a fox or likewise is when it's draped around an overpriviledged, Chanel soaked cuntbitch. Quote
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 5, 2017 Report Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't carp on about it Scale, fin, hook, line, sinker. I'm Big John Jeeter. Quote
Guest Miles Posted March 29, 2019 Report Posted March 29, 2019 I was talking to a wee scottish bus driver yesterday. When I asked why he moved to the West Country .. his answer was "That little poisoned dwarf called Nicola Sturgeon". Quote
Guest King Billy Posted March 29, 2019 Report Posted March 29, 2019 56 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I was talking to a wee scottish bus driver yesterday. When I asked why he moved to the West Country .. his answer was "That little poisoned dwarf called Nicola Sturgeon". What’s left of Hadrian’s Wall is only about 3 ft high but I suppose the Romans weren’t stupid and why waste materials when the average height of the little angry sweaty socks is only around 2’ 6” Horrible little McCunties Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2019 Author Report Posted March 30, 2019 On 3 February 2017 at 20:29, Rick_B said: I watched a bit of The One Show tonight and the Sturgeon impression was uncanny. If I didn't know it wasn't her it would have probably fooled me. Nice one rick. Fucking twat Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2020 Report Posted April 23, 2020 Sturgeon makes my fucking feet itch. She's been in her fucking element lately giving her speech to her nation which is more or less a tweak of yesterdays load of bollocks issued from No.10, but today she's upped her game as a wanna be Prime Cunster of Scotchland, by telling her troops when 'She' is gonna lift and ease the lockdown restrictions, as if she rules the fucking world and owns it. It's high-time that this arrogant & incoherent Salmon arse-felcher was brought down to the level of her true status as the closeted dyke that she is. Quote
Mrs Roops Posted April 23, 2020 Report Posted April 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Sturgeon makes my fucking feet itch. She's been in her fucking element lately giving her speech to her nation which is more or less a tweak of yesterdays load of bollocks issued from No.10, but today she's upped her game as a wanna be Prime Cunster of Scotchland, by telling her troops when 'She' is gonna lift and ease the lockdown restrictions, as if she rules the fucking world and owns it. It's high-time that this arrogant & incoherent Salmon arse-felcher was brought down to the level of her true status as the closeted dyke that she is. Strange as it may seem, its her call for Scotland, the same for the leader of the Welsh Government. Not sure about N. Ireland though. Quote
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