Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Wireless sensor is currently at 28+ in the shade you silly twat. It’s never exceeded 36 in the UK in recorded history you daft cunt. To genuinely believe your Poundland thermometer was accurate at 42 you’d have to be a real thick, curvature observing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 2/14/2017 at 2:36 PM, Decimus said: There's normally at least a couple of these in any typical workplace. Absolute fucking bores, who have watched a couple of episodes of Neighbours and now want to leave everything behind to go get bitten on the arse by a fucking funnel web spider in a desolate fucking shithole. They'll tell you at least five times a day about how it's a "better quality of life Down Under", but can't actually qualify that statement. If you ask them to, they just throw in a couple of disjointed sentences and constantly repeat the words "Down Under", which in itself is a phrase only used by simpletons. Despite living in the worlds fifth largest economy, which is culturally and politically at the centre of the world, they are under the impression that living in a fucking desert that is 10 years behind the U.K. in most aspects, is preferable to being here. Throw yourselves on the fucking barbie, you deluded, Fosters drinking cunts. Wonderful. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 2/14/2017 at 2:55 PM, Eddie said: Beautiful Decs, What in the name of holy fuck is going on here Ed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It’s never exceeded 36 in the UK in recorded history you daft cunt. To genuinely believe your Poundland thermometer was accurate at 42 you’d have to be a real thick, curvature observing cunt. Do you think this ED thicko knows the difference between a thermometer and a thermostat, Bill? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Do you think this ED thicko knows the difference between a thermometer and a thermostat, Bill? No, but he should stick his head in a fucking Thermomix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It’s never exceeded 36 in the UK in recorded history you daft cunt. Probably not in turnip land where you come from no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 minute ago, southerncunt said: No, but he should stick his head in a fucking Thermomix. You should go and tickle a great white's cock you antipodean shit stabbing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: You should go and tickle a great white's cock you antipodean shit stabbing cunt. At least insult me with humour or wit, you fucking nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Just now, southerncunt said: At least insult me with humour or wit, you fucking nobody. Do a steve irwin. Thnx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Do a steve irwin. Thnx. You’re the worst on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You’re the worst on here. Not even close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 22 hours ago, southerncunt said: No, but he should stick his head in a fucking Thermomix. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44761401 Southern, I think we've found your missus and her sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 Looks like a few Koreans kicked out some other pissed Koreans. I've found the Asian races somewhat lacking in compassion when it comes to over indulging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 4 hours ago, southerncunt said: Looks like a few Koreans kicked out some other pissed Koreans. I've found the Asian races somewhat lacking in compassion when it comes to over indulging. They're toilet trained at gun point. Nothing is overly warm and charming with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Tuesday at 12:40 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 12:40 On 15/02/2017 at 08:15, Cuntybaws said: Right, I've let you all ramble on for three pages without satisfactorily resolving the question of whether Britons who emigrate to Australia are actually cunts or not, so I feel I must step in now with a definitive answer, In "Walkabout", a young Jenny Agutter spends all her time wandering through the Outback and swimming in limpid pools, dressed variously in school uniform, suspiciously clean white underwear, and sweet, sweet fuck all. If her British parents hadn't emigrated to Australia, this would not have happened. Therefore - not a cunt. The fact that we're better off here without the sort of whinging poms who choose to emigrate in the first place is just the icing on the cake. Casting around for somewhere relevant to park a topical comment about Aborigines, I happened upon this thread from 2017, long before our esteemed colleague @Last Cunt Standing headed off for pastures flooded and poisonous. It's also interesting to note that the OP now thinks Canada would be a nice place to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Tuesday at 12:42 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 12:42 Anyway, as I was saying: Cambridge college returns 18th Century Aboriginal spears Sometimes the old ones are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Tuesday at 12:50 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 12:50 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Anyway, as I was saying: Cambridge college returns 18th Century Aboriginal spears Sometimes the old ones are the best. When Christ fucked off, 2000+ years ago, he told the Abbos to ‘do nothing until I get back.’ The cunts took it literally. I can’t for the life of me comprehend why a marginally intelligent, medically trained British graduate would regularly fuck one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Tuesday at 12:53 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 12:53 On 14/02/2017 at 14:36, Decimus said: There's normally at least a couple of these in any typical workplace. Absolute fucking bores, who have watched a couple of episodes of Neighbours and now want to leave everything behind to go get bitten on the arse by a fucking funnel web spider in a desolate fucking shithole. They'll tell you at least five times a day about how it's a "better quality of life Down Under", but can't actually qualify that statement. If you ask them to, they just throw in a couple of disjointed sentences and constantly repeat the words "Down Under", which in itself is a phrase only used by simpletons. Despite living in the worlds fifth largest economy, which is culturally and politically at the centre of the world, they are under the impression that living in a fucking desert that is 10 years behind the U.K. in most aspects, is preferable to being here. Throw yourselves on the fucking barbie, you deluded, Fosters drinking cunts. Here we go again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted Tuesday at 13:36 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 13:36 British people moving to Australia are raising the collective IQ of the population down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Tuesday at 16:03 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 16:03 2 hours ago, peglegtwo said: British people moving to Australia are raising the collective IQ of the population down there A cockroach or @entitled little cunt would raise the IQ of your average Abbo…which says it all really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Tuesday at 16:17 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 16:17 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A cockroach or @entitled little cunt would raise the IQ of your average Abbo…which says it all really. When are you going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted Tuesday at 22:14 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 22:14 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Casting around for somewhere relevant to park a topical comment about Aborigines, I happened upon this thread from 2017, long before our esteemed colleague @Last Cunt Standing headed off for pastures flooded and poisonous. It's also interesting to note that the OP now thinks Canada would be a nice place to live. 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: When Christ fucked off, 2000+ years ago, he told the Abbos to ‘do nothing until I get back.’ The cunts took it literally. I can’t for the life of me comprehend why a marginally intelligent, medically trained British graduate would regularly fuck one. Ah chaps, how nice of you to think of me. Nice you’re taking an interest in Indigenous cultures. I’ll no doubt run into a few for my impending long Anzac weekend when I’m driving down to Esperance to fish off Lucky Bay. I’ll be back next week for a bit of snooker maybe. There’s a nice place run by Thais up the road where you can get a massage while you watch a frame or two and mull the old easy pink/tight brown joke. You definitely shouldn’t come here. Awful, awful place. Besides, we’re full. Bloody immigrants causing a housing crisis. Or so my neighbours young niece was saying this morning when she was telling me about her OnlyFans account. Seems there’s money in it. Half the world seems into it. Have a great weekend, fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Tuesday at 23:40 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 23:40 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ah chaps, how nice of you to think of me. Nice you’re taking an interest in Indigenous cultures. I’ll no doubt run into a few for my impending long Anzac weekend when I’m driving down to Esperance to fish off Lucky Bay. I’ll be back next week for a bit of snooker maybe. There’s a nice place run by Thais up the road where you can get a massage while you watch a frame or two and mull the old easy pink/tight brown joke. You definitely shouldn’t come here. Awful, awful place. Besides, we’re full. Bloody immigrants causing a housing crisis. Or so my neighbours young niece was saying this morning when she was telling me about her OnlyFans account. Seems there’s money in it. Half the world seems into it. Have a great weekend, fellas. I’ll be in Rome, Florence, Milan, Lake Como then over to Venice before heading home after a couple of nights in Geneva. Admittedly, not as stimulating as getting covered in dust and shite whilst fighting off mosquitos and killer snakes and spiders…but, whoever in Europe can rival the limitless stimulation that you have down there on that floating cow-pat littered with neantherthals tamed by a criminal underclass? Do fuck off…you pretentious failed Brit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted Wednesday at 07:26 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 07:26 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll be in Rome, Florence, Milan, Lake Como then over to Venice before heading home after a couple of nights in Geneva. Admittedly, not as stimulating as getting covered in dust and shite whilst fighting off mosquitos and killer snakes and spiders…but, whoever in Europe can rival the limitless stimulation that you have down there on that floating cow-pat littered with neantherthals tamed by a criminal underclass? Do fuck off…you pretentious failed Brit. Europe is the birthplace of modern civilisation but its intent on its own destruction by the importation of uncivilised savages .That's the problem here .Stand on top of the dome of Duamo in Florence and beneath you will be teaming with new arrivals from every disgusting corrupt shithole imaginable . They can assemble an AK47 in seconds and know how to use them They also hate us and our history .What have we done . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted Wednesday at 14:41 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 14:41 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll be in Rome, Florence, Milan, Lake Como then over to Venice before heading home after a couple of nights in Geneva. Admittedly, not as stimulating as getting covered in dust and shite whilst fighting off mosquitos and killer snakes and spiders…but, whoever in Europe can rival the limitless stimulation that you have down there on that floating cow-pat littered with neantherthals tamed by a criminal underclass? Do fuck off…you pretentious failed Brit. Sounds like you’ll have a great time. All of those places I like. I recommend a lovely spot by the lake at Montreaux for a long coffee and a bit of contemplation. I hope you enjoy it. Your views on Australia are, naturally, bollocks. Of course the one place you won’t find boatloads of Savages, Neanderthals or Criminals is Northern Italy you fucking cretin. Do you read the papers? So yeah, Australia. Awful place. You’d hate it. Don’t come. Failed Brit indeed. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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