Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/microwave_catches_fire_in_great_yarmouth_kitchen_1_4887934 I really don't like it when your carer leaves you unsupervised, Drew. I'll liaise with the council's social services and ensure that in future all appliances are kept at least four feet off of the ground so you don't endanger yourself. You tiny, bald, stupid fucking cunt. I always fuck up the timings for Findus crispy pancakes that have been nuked in my one point twenty - one gigawatt microwave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 44 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I always fuck up the timings for Findus crispy pancakes that have been nuked in my one point twenty - one gigawatt microwave. Brings back memories of Birds Eye's short lived mini-pizzas. In my microwave using their timings they actually caught fire, but were still frozen in the middle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Brings back memories of Birds Eye's short lived mini-pizzas. In my microwave using their timings they actually caught fire, but were still frozen in the middle. The ones with the little square chunks of tomato on them. That didn't taste anything like a pizza? I hated those fucking things. Fucking Birdseye. I might nominate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, deebom said: The ones with the little square chunks of tomato on them. That didn't taste anything like a pizza? I hated those fucking things. Fucking Birdseye. I might nominate them. The pizza equivalent of boil-in-the-bag Vesta curries. Fucking swill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Romford does this sort of thing very well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I always fuck up the timings for Findus crispy pancakes that have been nuked in my one point twenty - one gigawatt microwave. I assume you're pronouncing it "jigawatts"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I assume you're pronouncing it "jigawatts"? Flidderwatts, I'd wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 11 hours ago, Neil said: Or bizarre Never underestimate the power of Ape's stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Never underestimate the power of Ape's stupidity. Can you not see the irony of you, someone barely able to string a coherent sentence together, criticising the occasional spelling mistake of another member? No? Didn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 46 minutes ago, Ape said: Can you not see the irony of you, someone barely able to string a coherent sentence together, criticising the occasional spelling mistake of another member? No? Didn't think so. I wish I had your brains ape, and lifestyle, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: I wish I had your brains ape, and lifestyle, lol Well I'm certainly glad I haven't got either of yours. Stupid cunt. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Well I'm certainly glad I haven't got either of yours. Stupid cunt. Lol. Enjoy your day spanner monkey, and don't let those neighbours on your estate get to you, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Flidderwatts, I'd wager. Deciwatt! Yes, so dim you might as well light a match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Eddie said: I wish I had your brains ape, and lifestyle, lol I don't think you would cope with the constant thoughts of other mens cocks and arseholes Edited February 17, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps Spoons wi fi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: Enjoy your day spanner monkey, and don't let those neighbours on your estate get to you, lol. What's a neighbour Edward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What's a neighbour Edward? I have heard that it is "Edwin". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 27 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Deciwatt! Yes, so dim you might as well light a match. ....and throw it on Decis' petrol (98 octane) soaked corpse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What's a neighbour Edward? When you're sitting in your favourite cubicle in the public bogs well, the cock you're sucking through the hole in the partition is your Neighbour. Do you get it now, Fuck face? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: When you're sitting in your favourite cubicle in the public bogs well, the cock you're sucking through the hole in the partition is your Neighbour. Do you get it now, Fuck face? LOL How many light bulbs have you got in your bungalow Droopy, I am genuinely interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Ape said: Can you not see the irony of you, someone barely able to string a coherent sentence together, criticising the occasional spelling mistake of another member? No? Didn't think so. This reads like you are talking to yourself. That's what happens when you spend days alone in a caravan, eating Tesco baked beans. Why not bury your northern pride, and take your wife on holiday somewhere exotic like Great Yarmouth. Edited February 17, 2017 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 58 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: This reads like you are talking to yourself. That's what happens when you spend days alone in a caravan, eating Tesco baked beans. Why not bury your northern pride, and take your wife on holiday somewhere exotic like Great Yarmouth. Oh look Withers, Eddie likes this! Who'd have thought it! For fucks sake, hurry up and die. Oh, can you enlighten me as to why @Mrs Roops had to edit this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh look Withers, Eddie likes this! Who'd have thought it! For fucks sake, hurry up and die. Oh, can you enlighten me as to why @Mrs Roops had to edit this? Did you shorten the 'Great' for Yarmouth to Gt by any chance? It's such a grandiose place that it deserves to have the full great written everytime. Or it might just be 'Tesco'? - other baked beans are available - maybe they're paying commission everytime they get a mention. Fuck knows. But ask yourself. Do you really care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: How many light bulbs have you got in your bungalow Droopy, I am genuinely interested. One COB LED bulb for each fitting. No point trying to squeeze more than one bulb in each holder you Thickie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Withers, you greasy fucking pig. Ape has metaphorically de-bagged you and horrendously burnt your wizened arse crack with piping hot buttered toast. You're not coming back from this one, and I for one am glad of it. Always the first to mention other mens arses. Are you sure you're not gay or just a little bit closeted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Always the first to mention other mens arses. Are you sure you're not gay or just a little bit closeted? Hardly the first, my bald, hypocritical friend. To the casual observer, 80% of the content on this site would read like the script to a Brokeback Mountain sequel, with you and Punkape taking star billing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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