Neil Posted February 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Get back on topic you bunch of cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Expensive watch, maybe. Message written on a piece of Tesco cornflake box, probably. Cheap biro about to run out, definitely. You're a hateful piece of treacherous, Vichy, French shit, and the sooner you're fucking dead, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Expensive watch, maybe. Message written on a piece of Tesco cornflake box, probably. Cheap biro about to run out, definitely. Another couple of absolute corkers! However, you know the rules on mentioning family members, you stupid little flid. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Another couple of absolute corkers! However, you know the rules on mentioning family members, you stupid little flid. Lol. Just in case you have more standards than this bum buggering, bocage dwelling maggot, I've already taken the liberty of grassing him up. You fucking Quisling cunt, Withers. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're a hateful piece of treacherous, Vichy, French shit, and the sooner you're fucking dead, the better. Oh Withers, Withers, Withers. This is all your mess. Clean this shite up and get the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now that I've seen your handwriting, Ape, would you like me to analyse it for you? That opening "E" is worrying, and those angrily dotted "i's" don't speak well for your blood pressure. (Or the quality of your pen, come to think of it.) What is your opinion of the Fisher Space Pen? The yanks spent 4 years developing a gas pressured cartridge ballpoint capable of writing upside down, underwater, in zero gravity and at ridiculous high and low temperature extremes. When completed, they excitedly sent a few samples to the Soviet space agency, apparently the Russkies weren't overly impressed and sent back a brief telex stating, "we take pencils". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If we had a video of the watch running with enhanced audio, we could quickly determine authenticity by simply listening to the pitch differentiation between crown wheel and escape pinion and offsetting against the barrel arbor click timing. Just saying. Who cares if it's real or fake, just look at it! only an African lottery winner or a cunt would buy that watch, are you a lucky african ape?, lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Who cares if it's real or fake, just look at it! only an African lottery winner or a cunt would buy that watch, are you a lucky african ape?, lol Nope, Eddie's not bothered one little bit. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Ding has way too much time on his hands. Oh, and he also a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now that I've seen your handwriting, Ape, would you like me to analyse it for you? That opening "E" is worrying, and those angrily dotted "i's" don't speak well for your blood pressure. (Or the quality of your pen, come to think of it.) I have a diamond encrusted platinum art deco cocktail watch, Baws. And strangely enough I also do the E thing with pens that are ten a penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Ding has way too much time on his hands. Oh, and he also a fucking idiot. Ape, this is the most embarrassing thing ever on cunts corner. I am not even passing comment, and definitely no lol, in fact i feel sorry for you, I genuinely do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Ding has way too much time on his hands. Oh, and he also a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Ape can sink no lower, total humiliation. What a utter fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What is your opinion of the Fisher Space Pen? The yanks spent 4 years developing a gas pressured cartridge ballpoint capable of writing upside down, underwater, in zero gravity and at ridiculous high and low temperature extremes. When completed, they excitedly sent a few samples to the Soviet space agency, apparently the Russkies weren't overly impressed and sent back a brief telex stating, "we take pencils". A pen, is a pen. To fuck with this nonsense about having a Check-Book pen, a Note-Pad pen, a Shopping List pen., etc. etc., and Ape's porcupine quill should suffice, the cunt. He'll be swearing next that he uses a gold-foil Philips series 5000, when we all know that he waxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Ape can sink no lower, total humiliation. What a utter fucking idiot. I'd wager that his real watch is an over-wound self-winder. Knackered through wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager that his real watch is an over-wound self-winder. Knackered through wanking. As much as I would like to jump in, it's over, he is finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: As much as I would like to jump in, it's over, he is finished. All Along the Watchtower - Hendrix All along his watch-counter, prices are kept low Salesmen offer him faux leather straps, and pinchbeck wristbands too, Outside at a bootfair he'll jump upon a Timex, especiallially if its fake His hand written gaurantee, is only needed for Ape "Apes got no way out of here" "Apes got no way out of here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're a hateful piece of treacherous, Vichy, French shit, and the sooner you're fucking dead, the better. Yes but you have got to go to work tomorrow, I am going fishing, followed by a leisurely lunch with good friends ( French of course ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 43 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ape, this is the most embarrassing thing ever on cunts corner. I am not even passing comment, and definitely no lol, in fact i feel sorry for you, I genuinely do. Don't really see why Eddie. Ding spends all day on his computer and is good with photoshop. Embarrassing? Why? I'm not embarrassed. Im just enjoying seeing how little it bothers you. It's priceless! Despite being on holiday in your exclusive resort, you just can't help chiming in every five minutes. No, Eddie's not bothered lmfao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes but you have got to go to work tomorrow, I am going fishing, followed by a leisurely lunch with good friends ( French of course ) Top cunting, scrotes, you insipid bore. Although I'd much rather be going to work tomorrow than counting down the last few days to my death*. Vivre. Idiot. *can you hurry this up please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Top cunting, scrotes, you insipid bore. Although I'd much rather be going to work tomorrow than counting down the last few days to my death*. Vivre. Idiot. *can you hurry this up please? Imbecilic drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 45 minutes ago, Ape said: Don't really see why Eddie. Ding spends all day on his computer and is good with photoshop. Embarrassing? Why? I'm not embarrassed. Im just enjoying seeing how little it bothers you. It's priceless! Despite being on holiday in your exclusive resort, you just can't help chiming in every five minutes. No, Eddie's not bothered lmfao. That will do pig, that will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Ape said: Eddie, you know absolutely nothing about me or my life. Why you and your little sidekick think that going on about caravans and beans is in some way insulting to me is, frankly, laughable. Still, if it amuses you then crack on. Does this mean you are back to washing down the caravan. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Eddie? Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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