Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Watching this guy talk about the South Downs. Poor sod has to make boringly inferior English scenery sound and look interesting. Anyway, this guy talks like he's spitting into a Styrofoam cup and looks like a curious mix of Tom Baker and Worzel Gummidge. Apparently he's a vicar, but he looks to be more tambourines and guitars than Haggai and Malachi. Forget the minor prophets at your peril. Has a whiff of Hugh Fearnley 'Placenta 'n' Onions' Whittingstall about him as well; a posh boy manufactured scruffing it up in the country. Larks larks larks. This new Dr. Who looks right pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Which one is @Punkape's cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Which one is @Punkape's cock? Could be the smallest, could be the biggest, depends which one is on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Watching this guy talk about the South Downs. Poor sod has to make boringly inferior English scenery sound and look interesting. Anyway, this guy talks like he's spitting into a Styrofoam cup and looks like a curious mix of Tom Baker and Worzel Gummidge. Apparently he's a vicar, but he looks to be more tambourines and guitars than Haggai and Malachi. Forget the minor prophets at your peril. Has a whiff of Hugh Fearnley 'Placenta 'n' Onions' Whittingstall about him as well; a posh boy manufactured scruffing it up in the country. Larks larks larks. This new Dr. Who looks right pish. Dan, you don't half watch some fucking shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Watching this guy talk about the South Downs. Poor sod has to make boringly inferior English scenery sound and look interesting. Anyway, this guy talks like he's spitting into a Styrofoam cup and looks like a curious mix of Tom Baker and Worzel Gummidge. Apparently he's a vicar, but he looks to be more tambourines and guitars than Haggai and Malachi. Forget the minor prophets at your peril. Has a whiff of Hugh Fearnley 'Placenta 'n' Onions' Whittingstall about him as well; a posh boy manufactured scruffing it up in the country. Larks larks larks. This new Dr. Who looks right pish. South Downs 'National Park'. What a fucking disgrace, not a single grizzly bear or wildebeest in sight, just sheep, crops and Sebastian's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 This is by some distance the best nom I've seen you submit, STD. It's still fucking shit though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: This is by some distance the best nom I've seen you submit, STD. It's still fucking shit though. Indeed. Credit where it's due though - atleast it wasn't necessary to read it in fucking instalments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: South Downs 'National Park'. What a fucking disgrace, not a single grizzly bear or wildebeest in sight, just sheep, crops and Sebastian's Just one look at Owen-Jones is enough to make any caring parent realise their child is in more danger in the South Downs than any national park inhabited by Grizzly bears or wildebeest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 26 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Which one is @Punkape's cock? They're both hens, having trouble identifying the sexes, you dozy fucking ladyboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 29 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Watching this guy talk about the South Downs. Poor sod has to make boringly inferior English scenery sound and look interesting. Anyway, this guy talks like he's spitting into a Styrofoam cup and looks like a curious mix of Tom Baker and Worzel Gummidge. Apparently he's a vicar, but he looks to be more tambourines and guitars than Haggai and Malachi. Forget the minor prophets at your peril. Has a whiff of Hugh Fearnley 'Placenta 'n' Onions' Whittingstall about him as well; a posh boy manufactured scruffing it up in the country. Larks larks larks. This new Dr. Who looks right pish. Dan, what the fuck is this shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Dan, what the fuck is this shite? It's on the telly so you wouldn't have seen it thanks to your gay porn DVDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Looks more South Downes Syndrome to me., and anybody that watches this sort of shit. It's good to see you've progressed from In The Night Garden, Dan you fucking imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's on the telly so you wouldn't have seen it thanks to your gay porn DVDs Stubby, I did not think it possible to actually become infected with Down's syndrome midway through life, but judging from this shit you certainly seem to have contracted it. Further, I would hazard that you contracted it from the semen of some downs cunt, probably a very drunk one. Fuck off. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 This cunt's a fucking freak. Crucify the weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: This cunt's a fucking freak. Crucify the weirdo. That's one of those edible candy necklaces- handy for a tasty nibble when he's here and there busy doing gods shite for him. I'd like to rip his jaw off and blind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stubby, I did not think it possible to actually become infected with Down's syndrome midway through life, but judging from this shit you certainly seem to have contracted it. All it takes is one radioactive mongoloid spider. I saw a documentary about it once. (There was a green goblin in it too, as I recall. Fucking mushrooms.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 24 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Looks more South Downes Syndrome to me., and anybody that watches this sort of shit. It's good to see you've progressed from In The Night Garden, Dan you fucking imbecile. Don't fucking knock Iggle Piggle you heartless cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 27 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stubby, I did not think it possible to actually become infected with Down's syndrome midway through life, but judging from this shit you certainly seem to have contracted it. Further, I would hazard that you contracted it from the semen of some downs cunt, probably a very drunk one. Fuck off. lol I personally wouldn't stoop so low as to have a go at the disabled, lest someone takes real offence and a spell in the cooler beckons. If you were to remove certain elements of your comment along the following lines it would become wholly acceptable; Quincy, I did not think it possible to actually fist ones own arse hole but by the rabid spewing coming from your mouth, this is the obvious conclusion I've had the draw. Your internal organs have been pushed up so far they seem to have effected you as to where the draw the line when it comes to what's acceptable or not. When you withdraw you blood and shit smeared forearm, or whatever you use, you may well find grey matter attached. The only cure is the cum of 15 brutish Nigerian dock workers shot into your throat in quick succession, which makes me certain you'll pull through. Fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Watching this guy talk about the South Downs. Poor sod has to make boringly inferior English scenery sound and look interesting. Anyway, this guy talks like he's spitting into a Styrofoam cup and looks like a curious mix of Tom Baker and Worzel Gummidge. Apparently he's a vicar, but he looks to be more tambourines and guitars than Haggai and Malachi. Forget the minor prophets at your peril. Has a whiff of Hugh Fearnley 'Placenta 'n' Onions' Whittingstall about him as well; a posh boy manufactured scruffing it up in the country. Larks larks larks. This new Dr. Who looks right pish. Obviously a protestant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: South Downs 'National Park'. What a fucking disgrace, not a single grizzly bear or wildebeest in sight, just sheep, crops and Sebastian's What's the North, East and west downs like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't fucking knock Iggle Piggle you heartless cunt The Haahoos used to visit me when I was drifting into unconsciousness on Pernod in the old days. Ah lovely Haahoos The Pontipines are a bunch of cunts though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Haahoos used to visit me when I was drifting into unconsciousness on Pernod in the old days. Ah lovely Haahoos The Pontipines are a bunch of cunts though Granted, the pontipines are a right load of cunts with their farting ways and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Haahoos used to visit me when I was drifting into unconsciousness on Pernod in the old days. Ah lovely Haahoos The Pontipines are a bunch of cunts though The old days? That programmes only 10 years old isn't it? Must have been a hard paper round Gyps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: The old days? That programmes only 10 years old isn't it? Must have been a hard paper round Gyps.... Maybe the person who devised the programme was visited by them in his drunken days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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