Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

WAYNE SHAW


Recommended Posts

Guest 'eavensabove
Posted

Watching pie-munching Shaw, stuffing his bulk with a pie, reminds yet again just how gross ALL fatties are. The cunt should not only be banned/fined by the F.A. but rendered down  simply for being a blubberous greedy fucker. A slice of orange at half-time is more than enough, and should suffice.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/590484/wayne-shaw-sutton-united-pie-eating-goalie-resignation-petition-to-save-job

 

Guest Drew P Pissflaps
Posted

he does look as though he would be an effective goalie for the sheer fact that he must near enough fill the space between the posts.

Guest 'eavensabove
Posted
4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

he does look as though he would be an effective goalie for the sheer fact that he must near enough fill the space between the posts.

He could always take-up cricket?

2E0B652C00000578-0-image-a-2_14464896310

Guest 'eavensabove
Posted
Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

I believe he's started a sponsorship war between Burger King and Greggs. 

Here's the porker during training...

funny-fat-boy-football.jpg

Guest Drew P Pissflaps
Posted
9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

He could always take-up cricket?

2E0B652C00000578-0-image-a-2_14464896310

wrestling (sumo) or darts in my opinion. 

Guest 'eavensabove
Posted
18 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

I like the fact that it takes both his arms and a leg to counterbalance his gut.

That's no gut. It's a spare football.

Posted
25 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

I like the fact that it takes both his arms and a leg to counterbalance his gut.

You're being discriminatory against obese people, Rick. I'm sure your fellow BBC-watching, Guardian-reading, hairy, lesbian, pro-immigration, pro-Blair, anti-Trump, BO-infused, feminist, misandrist, do-gooding enthusiasts will be almost as disappointed as me. Shame on you, bigot. 

Posted
4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Watching pie-munching Shaw, stuffing his bulk with a pie, reminds yet again just how gross ALL fatties are. The cunt should not only be banned/fined by the F.A. but rendered down  simply for being a blubberous greedy fucker. A slice of orange at half-time is more than enough, and should suffice.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/590484/wayne-shaw-sutton-united-pie-eating-goalie-resignation-petition-to-save-job

 

I don't understand how they do it. I don't exercise and I eat whatever the fuck I want but I only ever get a bit chubby at the worst of times. I couldn't physically eat enough to become truly fat and it makes me sick to think how much food this cunt must literally force down his heaving gullet to get in such shape as a supposedly professional athlete.

Guest nobgobbler
Posted

What an ugly fat cunt. It's a personal loathing of mine when a pie muncher doesn't swallow between bites, utterly disgusting. Should be locked up with punkape for a week to receive non-stop instruction on how to swallow eat pie.  

Guest 'eavensabove
Posted
38 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

What an ugly fat cunt. It's a personal loathing of mine when a pie muncher doesn't swallow between bites, utterly disgusting. Should be locked up with punkape for a week to receive non-stop instruction on how to swallow eat pie.  

Yep. Fatties, just cannot refrain from adding to their bulk with whatever they can ram down their gullets at every given opportunity. They turn my fucking stomach. Joke is, they usually wash down their pies etc., with Diet Coke!

Guest 'eavensabove
Posted
5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Man has to earn a crust 

You cannot have your cake, and eat it.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You wouldn't want the corpulent cunts on the wing, now would you?

You'd be flying round in circles otherwise.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Well of course he's a fucking goalie, that's the position allocated to fat kids from time immemorial. You wouldn't want the corpulent cunts on the wing, now would you?

LnB4E.jpg

I remember how Jan Molby "Dick" used to heave his gargantuan cetacean form around Carrow Road during a brief loan spell in 1995. No danger to the opposition, but a voracious and ever present goal hanger at the club pie counter.

Posted
1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The kind which would have been featured on a show with Roy Castle and Norris McWhirter.

And what a pair of cunts they were. We got the eeh bah gum yorkshurr tha knows proto chuckle brother coupled with the sneering upper middle class twat with the MSc in condescending guff.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...