Decimus Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Someone told me that Norwich once lost 7-1 to Colchester United. I haven't checked, so it's probably bollocks. Sounds unlikely, I'm not much into football, but I know Norwich are a proper team and Colchester are fucking shit. Alas, it's true. Funnily enough it was a bit of a turning point and the best thing that ever happened to us. Prior to that game we'd hire ex-players as managers or just shove in the assistant of anyone we sacked, with predictable and shit results. After the match we poached Colchester's manager and he won us back to back promotions upto the Premier League. But then it went to his head, the arrogant cunt took the money and ruined his career by abandoning us for a worse club with bigger pockets. I wish he was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind that shit, after today's sublime performance I'd say that it won't be long until Buendia is off to Arsenal or Spurs. I'm sick of the lack of ambition at the club, they'll flog him and maybe one or two others after they get promoted, spend a maximum of twenty five million in the premiership next year, then wonder why they end up relegated. The Argentinian Wes. I hope they don't sell him, but I fear you could be correct. Wouldn't surprise me if Premier League clubs come in for Cantwell and Aarons too. If they have any ambition they need to not sell and buy a striker in January. They create no end of good opportunities but are not converting them. If, or should I say when, they win the league, Delia needs to sell to someone with deeper pockets and the stadium capacity needs to be increased to at least 35,000. OTBC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Alas, it's true. Funnily enough it was a bit of a turning point and the best thing that ever happened to us. Prior to that game we'd hire ex-players as managers or just shove in the assistant of anyone we sacked, with predictable and shit results. After the match we poached Colchester's manager and he won us back to back promotions upto the Premier League. But then it went to his head, the arrogant cunt took the money and ruined his career by abandoning us for a worse club with bigger pockets. I wish he was dead. Bryan Gunn was in charge for that match. I think it was first game of the season in League 1. Two supporters ran across the pitch and threw their season tickets into the dugout in disgust and got banned for life. Norwich then proceeded to get promoted twice in the next two seasons. I bet they felt fucking idiots after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Goober said: Bryan Gunn was in charge for that match. I think it was first game of the season in League 1. Two supporters ran across the pitch and threw their season tickets into the dugout in disgust and got banned for life. Norwich then proceeded to get promoted twice in the next two seasons. I bet they felt fucking idiots after that. Banning supporters for life? For what? Bringing football into disrepute? Laughing my cock off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Goober said: Bryan Gunn was in charge for that match. I think it was first game of the season in League 1. Two supporters ran across the pitch and threw their season tickets into the dugout in disgust and got banned for life. Norwich then proceeded to get promoted twice in the next two seasons. I bet they felt fucking idiots after that. Indeed, I remember it well, probably the lowest I'd felt as a Norwich fan since the woeful tedium of the Rioch years. I remember going to a midweek game against Walsall during his tenure. Back then we'd be lucky to get 13,000 in the ground, I think there were only about 12 that night. I can't remember the score or anything about the football because I spent about twenty minutes watching a van burn in the car park through the gap between the River End and the old South Stand. That's how fucking bad it used to be, a Transit conflagration held my attention more than Chris fucking Llewellyn tripping over his own bootlaces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 Just now, cuntspotter said: Banning supporters for life? For what? Bringing football into disrepute? Laughing my cock off! Brian Clough had the best way of dealing with pitch invaders. Clout them round the back of the head and drag them off by their earhole. Eric Cantona didn't fuck about either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 Poor old Slavan Bilic....sacked at West Brom ( That’s Chinese ownership for you) replaced immediately by that corned beef complexioned Sam Allardyce. I had a regard for Bilic as player. He was a bit of a hard cunt and had built up an impressive list of players that he had clattered into the hoardings and kicked into the stand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Banning supporters for life? For what? Bringing football into disrepute? Laughing my cock off! 'Invading the Pitch'. It had been made illegal by then. Since it became all seater Carrow Road, snake pit aside, has been mostly quite civilised. Before that it was a different matter. As a youngster it was quite easy to pick up about 20 quid, when 20 was worth having, that had thrown by away fans into the home support in the Barclay End. I remember a Leeds fan climbing the fence between the home and away supporters in the mid eighties. The poor fucker got absolutely anhilated with a barrage of coins. The good old days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Brian Clough had the best way of dealing with pitch invaders. Clout them round the back of the head and drag them off by their earhole. Eric Cantona didn't fuck about either. I had a regard for Cantona...he was a game changer, a thinker. I also rated Stam.. quite a presence at the back.... all he needed to complete the ensemble was bolts in his fucking neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed, I remember it well, probably the lowest I'd felt as a Norwich fan since the woeful tedium of the Rioch years. I remember going to a midweek game against Walsall during his tenure. Back then we'd be lucky to get 13,000 in the ground, I think there were only about 12 that night. I can't remember the score or anything about the football because I spent about twenty minutes watching a van burn in the car park through the gap between the River End and the old South Stand. That's how fucking bad it used to be, a Transit conflagration held my attention more than Chris fucking Llewellyn tripping over his own bootlaces. Rioch was dire. Remember Glenn Roeder though? Chris Hughton was a total fucking wanker too. All he ever did was big up the opposition. No wonder the Norwich players were resigned to defeat before they even set foot on the pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: I had a regard for Cantona...he was a game changer, a thinker. I also rated Stam.. quite a presence at the back.... all he needed to complete the ensemble was bolts in his fucking neck. Cantona was brilliant. Entertaining and inventive, and a rare case of a Frenchman that wasn't afraid of a scrap. He shit the life out of Neil Ruddock once I think. Chased him down the players tunnel shouting 'come on then fatty!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Goober said: Rioch was dire. Remember Glenn Roeder though? Chris Hughton was a total fucking wanker too. All he ever did was big up the opposition. No wonder the Norwich players were resigned to defeat before they even set foot on the pitch. I remember Glen Roeder scoring an own goal right in front of me at Selhurst park in 1988 I think. Against Charlton, he tried to clear the ball from the goalmouth with some overhead, bicycle kick, and ended up knocking it in with his arse. He was at Newcastle at the time. The worst kicking I ever got afterwards too. I can still remember the smell of brown ale as the punches rained down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember Glen Roeder scoring an own goal right in front of me at Selhurst park in 1988 I think. Against Charlton, he tried to clear the ball from the goalmouth with some overhead, bicycle kick, and ended up knocking it in with his arse. His management skills were even worse than the debacle you've just described. Norwich had a bit of an own goal specialist, Kevin Bond, son of the manager, John. I think he was sold to Man City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind that shit, after today's sublime performance I'd say that it won't be long until Buendia is off to Arsenal or Spurs. I'm sick of the lack of ambition at the club, they'll flog him and maybe one or two others after they get promoted, spend a maximum of twenty five million in the premiership next year, then wonder why they end up relegated. Well you would be interested in professional football wouldn’t you ? Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Goober said: Rioch was dire. Remember Glenn Roeder though? Chris Hughton was a total fucking wanker too. All he ever did was big up the opposition. No wonder the Norwich players were resigned to defeat before they even set foot on the pitch. Jesus fucking Christ, what a trio of useless wankers, it's genuinely painful reminiscing about them. Some fans have mixed feelings about Worthington as well, but for someone of my age he gave me my first taste of success I could actively enjoy as I was too young to appreciate the first few years of the Mike Walker reign. Re the 80s and coins at Carrow Road, my old man has also confirmed how different it was to the sterile, family friendly atmosphere you get nowadays at Norwich games. He can remember the old bill handcuffing an away fan temporarily to a fence and then the poor cunt getting bombarded with coppers and fuck knows what else. Imagine if the crowd knew Fashanu was a fucking queer back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Well you would be interested in professional football wouldn’t you ? Peasant. Better to have a passion for a sport and your local team rather than black men's arseholes. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cantona was brilliant. Entertaining and inventive, and a rare case of a Frenchman that wasn't afraid of a scrap. He shit the life out of Neil Ruddock once I think. Chased him down the players tunnel shouting 'come on then fatty!' Ruddock was a wheezy boot boy brawler...he was put on his arse a few times...I remember Desailly getting stuck into him on a couple of occasions ( another hard fucker). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Better to have a passion for a sport and your local team rather than black men's arseholes. Fuck off. I’ll bet you have a picture of Graham le Saux on your bedroom ceiling...and Justin Fashanu monogrammed onto your duvet... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Ruddock was a wheezy boot boy brawler...he was put on his arse a few times...I remember Desailly getting stuck into him on a couple of occasions ( another hard fucker). I think Robin Friday trumps all of the games 'hardmen'. Brings down Mark Lawrenson, who complained to the ref. Friday then kicks him in the jaw, gets sent off, and then breaks into the opposition's changing room and does a shit in Lawrensons kit bag. Proper lad. @camberwell gypsy will be along soon to tell us 'The man don't give a fuck' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Jesus fucking Christ, what a trio of useless wankers, it's genuinely painful reminiscing about them. Some fans have mixed feelings about Worthington as well, but for someone of my age he gave me my first taste of success I could actively enjoy as I was too young to appreciate the first few years of the Mike Walker reign. Re the 80s and coins at Carrow Road, my old man has also confirmed how different it was to the sterile, family friendly atmosphere you get nowadays at Norwich games. He can remember the old bill handcuffing an away fan temporarily to a fence and then the poor cunt getting bombarded with coppers and fuck knows what else. Imagine if the crowd knew Fashanu was a fucking queer back then. Worthington was good for a while, then completely lost it. Walker was good too, then he sold out, like Lambert. He was shite when he came back for his second spell though. That thieving cunt Robert Chase should have backed Martin O'Neill when he was manager though. That was a travesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll bet you have a picture of Graham le Saux on your bedroom ceiling...and Justin Fashanu monogrammed onto your duvet... lol. Fashanu was an awesome player, but unlike you, I never wanted him to squirt his salty man chutney up my chocolate drainpipe. Why don't you make a nom about the pain of having your anal sphincter torn to shreds so you can talk about something from personal experience. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A very capable, well made camera and a good choice. How long is the street? “Siri. How long is a street?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think Robin Friday trumps all of the games 'hardmen'. Brings down Mark Lawrenson, who complained to the ref. Friday then kicks him in the jaw, gets sent off, and then breaks into the opposition's changing room and does a shit in Lawrensons kit bag. Proper lad. @camberwell gypsy will be along soon to tell us 'The man don't give a fuck' Souness was the one I wouldn't want to cross. Couldn't leave behind the psycho attitude when he became a manager though so could never get the best out of today's softies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember Glen Roeder scoring an own goal right in front of me at Selhurst park in 1988 I think. Against Charlton, he tried to clear the ball from the goalmouth with some overhead, bicycle kick, and ended up knocking it in with his arse. He was at Newcastle at the time. The worst kicking I ever got afterwards too. I can still remember the smell of brown ale as the punches rained down. I've always found if you end up getting a pasting its actually better to get it from a load of people at once becuase they do less damage, I've had a far superior pasting from 3 people than i have 8, i mean generally I'd rather have zero but unfortunately that hasn't always been my decision to make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, Goober said: Better to have a passion for a sport and your local team rather than black men's arseholes. Fuck off. He’s been tackled from behind by Mr. Mtembe more times than Heskey missed an open goal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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