Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 At 20 years of age this cunt claimed to have 1700 hours flying experience and got himself a job as an airfield controlled and assisted aircraft in taking off and landing and also took friends and family on flights as a pilot of the aircraft. Actually he was only qualified as a gliding instructor and it took the powers that be (who had not made checks on the claims made in his CV) four years to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Your point is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 It's a reasonable nomination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 It should have been flagged by the powers that be at 20 years old for him to have to have achieved 1700 hours pilot in control hours would have been very difficult for a 20 year old and at the very least such a claim should have been enough for his employers to have made a double check. 1700 hours translates as 70 twenty four hour days break that down into likely time flying during a week of 5 days with at 25 hours of flying and it becomes a figure that is simply not practical in the possible three years that he may have held such a licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I fly and unless you have instrument and night flying quals you couldn't build up these hours in Britain. Why? The weather is cuntagonal for what is called VFR flying, which basically means you have to be able to see for a fuck of a long way. You can't fly in clouds because any cunt could be in there with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I fly and unless you have instrument and night flying quals you couldn't build up these hours in Britain. Why? The weather is cuntagonal for what is called VFR flying, which basically means you have to be able to see for a fuck of a long way. You can't fly in clouds because any cunt could be in there with you. What are your reckonings on how long it would have taken a hobby pilot to have built up 1700 "pilot in control" hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 49 minutes ago, Rick_B said: It's a reasonable nomination. Rick, it hadn't escaped anybody's attention that snitch is getting agitated at the fact that Pen has been wiping the floor with him lately. Can you please send him for a cooler stint for his constant and disruptive vendetta against her, so this site can get back on track? Sincerely Bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: At 20 years of age this cunt claimed to have 1700 hours flying experience and got himself a job as an airfield controlled and assisted aircraft in taking off and landing and also took friends and family on flights as a pilot of the aircraft. Actually he was only qualified as a gliding instructor and it took the powers that be (who had not made checks on the claims made in his CV) four years to find out. Unbelievable, surely a 'common-sense' directive would've immediately flagged up that he'd have to started flying at the age of 12. Good nom, Pen, the corner needs you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: It's a reasonable nomination. Yeah but what is her point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah but what is her point? Sorry just read her second post. Good nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: It's a reasonable nomination. I never said it wasn't reasonable,but a bit more info on why she thinks it a cunt might be helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 28 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Rick, it hadn't escaped anybody's attention that snitch is getting agitated at the fact that Pen has been wiping the floor with him lately. Can you please send him for a cooler stint for his constant and disruptive vendetta against her, so this site can get back on track? Sincerely Bubba No I'm not getting agitated. That's as believable as you £4m contract. What is obvious is you kissing arse to get her on your/you're side. Pretty pathetic and if you want me in the cooler then you better find a good enough reason for the mods. The site has been getting back on track in the past few days as far as I can tell. Why would that be I wonder? See if you can work it out. You claim to be highly intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: No I'm not getting agitated. That's as believable as you £4m contract. What is obvious is you kissing arse to get her on your/you're side. Pretty pathetic and if you want me in the cooler then you better find a good enough reason for the mods. The site has been getting back on track in the past few days as far as I can tell. Why would that be I wonder? See if you can work it out. You claim to be highly intelligent. Snitch, my little man. Do you want me to email you the entire business proposal? If so, PM your email address and I'll gladly oblige. Although, I don't have the time to explain the intricacies and numerous clauses and stipulations to you. Even if I did have the time, I'm certain that you'd struggle to understand it as the closest you've come to designing a business plan is scrawling a letter to British Gas in your crayons, asking if you can pay off your bill at 20p a week, lest they were to install a pre-payment meter in your shitty 2-bedroom, rented hovel. Idiot. PS- congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Snitch, my little man. Do you want me to email you the entire business proposal? If so, PM your email address and I'll gladly oblige. Although, I don't have the time to explain the intricacies and numerous clauses and stipulations to you. Even if I did have the time, I'm certain that you'd struggle to understand it as the closest you've come to designing a business plan is scrawling a letter to British Gas in your crayons, asking if you can pay off your bill at 20p a week, lest they were to install a pre-payment meter in your shitty 2-bedroom, rented hovel. Idiot. PS- congratulations Very good Bubba. You've had Bubbles, Rick and Julian as your avatar. Any chance of Randy or Lahey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Snitch, my little man. Do you want me to email you the entire business proposal? If so, PM your email address and I'll gladly oblige. Although, I don't have the time to explain the intricacies and numerous clauses and stipulations to you. Even if I did have the time, I'm certain that you'd struggle to understand it as the closest you've come to designing a business plan is scrawling a letter to British Gas in your crayons, asking if you can pay off your bill at 20p a week, lest they were to install a pre-payment meter in your shitty 2-bedroom, rented hovel. Idiot. PS- congratulations Yeah right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: At 20 years of age this cunt claimed to have 1700 hours flying experience and got himself a job as an airfield controlled and assisted aircraft in taking off and landing and also took friends and family on flights as a pilot of the aircraft. Actually he was only qualified as a gliding instructor and it took the powers that be (who had not made checks on the claims made in his CV) four years to find out. You think this is an outrage? What about Strategic Air Command allowing Douglas Bader to fly whilst completely legless, and that plane had guns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 He sounds to me like a man on a mission, and least he couldn't be nicked for using his mobile whilst airborne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Unbelievable, surely a 'common-sense' directive would've immediately flagged up that he'd have to started flying at the age of 12. Good nom, Pen, the corner needs you. O.K. Bubba, you win the tenner. Excellent strategy, she has given you 3 'likes'. I never thought it would work. Be careful though, and don't expect too much. Her minge is probably like a British Rail sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: O.K. Bubba, you win the tenner. Excellent strategy, she has given you 3 'likes'. I never thought it would work. Be careful though, and don't expect too much. Her minge is probably like a British Rail sandwich. Her minge is served by a Nigerian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her minge is served by a Nigerian? Serviced, I think you meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Serviced, I think you meant. You say potato.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your reckonings on how long it would have taken a hobby pilot to have built up 1700 "pilot in control" hours? I don't know his history. He might have been in the Air Training Corps or just got his licence courtesy of wealthy parents. There's also no lower age limit for learning to fly. Hobby pilots can get there hours up by navigating long distances or helping out at parachute schools and glider clubs. Again, weather is the fucker upper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Very good Bubba. You've had Bubbles, Rick and Julian as your avatar. Any chance of Randy or Lahey? Cheers Gypps, I'm in the mood for a little change, let's see what tomorrow brings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think this is an outrage? What about Strategic Air Command allowing Douglas Bader to fly whilst completely legless, and that plane had guns. and he had a dog called, er, what was it now? 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your reckonings on how long it would have taken a hobby pilot to have built up 1700 "pilot in control" hours? 2 years or so, from 16 to 18, a lad I work with is on around 1400 atm, volunteers for all the owners to ferry their planes back and forth to Europe. Won't be long before he's in a Typhoon hopefully... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Cheers Gypps, I'm in the mood for a little change, let's see what tomorrow brings. "Get off the stage Lahey, you fucking drunk". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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