Rick_B Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Snatch said: I never said it wasn't reasonable,but a bit more info on why she thinks it a cunt might be helpful. He blagged his way into a job as a airfield controller and took people on flights as a pilot despite not being properly qualified or trained. He could have killed someone, if that doesn't qualify as a cunt I don't know what does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think this is an outrage? What about Strategic Air Command allowing Douglas Bader to fly whilst completely legless, and that plane had guns. Abraham Lincoln was once asked how long a man's legs should be. He replied "Long enough to reach the floor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 32 minutes ago, Rick_B said: He blagged his way into a job as a airfield controller and took people on flights as a pilot despite not being properly qualified or trained. He could have killed someone, if that doesn't qualify as a cunt I don't know what does. Even some that are qualified cause crashes that kill people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Get off the stage Lahey, you fucking drunk". The shithawks are circling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Rick_B said: It's a reasonable nomination. Fucking hell! Praise indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 5 hours ago, ratcum said: You can't fly in clouds because any cunt could be in there with you. Can't fly in clouds? Isn't this a bit like saying you can't drive over pot holes. I would say it's a definite certainty that at some point during a flight you will be 'flying in clouds'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You say potato.... No. I say Spud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 59 minutes ago, Snatch said: Even some that are qualified cause crashes that kill people. Andreas Lubitz, co-pilot for Germanwing killed 149 people, and he was being treated for depression. For fucks sake............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 34 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Can't fly in clouds? Isn't this a bit like saying you can't drive over pot holes. I would say it's a definite certainty that at some point during a flight you will be 'flying in clouds'. You can't see anything inside a cloud and even with the most basic fixed wing aircraft a closing speed of 240 knots means no time to react to oncoming aircraft. They don't have radar or proximity warning devices in these aircraft. No clouds means just that. I've taken off from one place and been unable to return 40 minutes later, due to cloud. A cunt when there's no satnav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Andreas Lubitz, co-pilot for Germanwing killed 149 people, and he was being treated for depression. For fucks sake............ In fairness, he did spy Frank on the Piste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: You can't see anything inside a cloud and even with the most basic fixed wing aircraft a closing speed of 240 knots means no time to react to oncoming aircraft. They don't have radar or proximity warning devices in these aircraft. No clouds means just that. I've taken off from one place and been unable to return 40 minutes later, due to cloud. A cunt when there's no satnav. Had that, flying back from Alderney to Southampton. One moment a clear runway for landing, next moment it wasn't there. The plane was like a MINI with wings. A two seater with wind-down windows and with barely enough room to shit myself. My head wasn't in the clouds either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: and he had a dog called, er, what was it now? 2 years or so, from 16 to 18, a lad I work with is on around 1400 atm, volunteers for all the owners to ferry their planes back and forth to Europe. Won't be long before he's in a Typhoon hopefully... The dog was the mascot of 633 squadron and his name was 'Digger' (shamelessly sucks the cock of history changing PC nazis) is the word 'tycoon' racist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Abraham Lincoln was once asked how long a man's legs should be. He replied "Long enough to reach the floor". Are you drunk again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you drunk again? You need to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: a British Rail sandwich. How dare you .. its like a fresh pork pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You need to ask? Discretion is the better part of valour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: You can't see anything inside a cloud and even with the most basic fixed wing aircraft a closing speed of 240 knots means no time to react to oncoming aircraft. They don't have radar or proximity warning devices in these aircraft. No clouds means just that. I've taken off from one place and been unable to return 40 minutes later, due to cloud. A cunt when there's no satnav. Stop being logical and serious. It's fucking disturbing, you haven't mentioned bananas for ages and frankly, it's worrying. Get surreal and don't spare the horses, fucking contrary cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop being logical and serious. It's fucking disturbing, you haven't mentioned bananas for ages and frankly, it's worrying. Get surreal and don't spare the horses, fucking contrary cunt. Did you ever met BrokenNads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Did you ever met BrokenNads? I nominate Ding to moderate the Spellling and Grammer Nazis thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop being logical and serious. It's fucking disturbing, you haven't mentioned bananas for ages and frankly, it's worrying. Get surreal and don't spare the horses, fucking contrary cunt. Be very careful .. I think that you need to know that hostilities between Ratty and myself have only been placed on hold whilst the bodies of those who have been caught in the cross fire have been removed from the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I nominate Ding to moderate the Spellling and Grammer Nazis thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Bauhaus palace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 22 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Did you ever met BrokenNads? No. Who is it and what's the significance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bauhaus palace? Franks boatyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Be very careful .. I think that you need to know that hostilities between Ratty and myself have only been placed on hold whilst the bodies of those who have been caught in the cross fire have been removed from the field. I love you Pen. I haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about most of the time but I remember you taking me under your wing when I was a raw newbie, and for that I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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