Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 That cunt with Wings, Linda fucking McCartney has a lot to answer for. Now, in her name, the BBC at Salford Quays are taking meat off the menu. In the old days, Salfordians used to keep themselves hale and hearty by eating meat to avoid little problems like rickets, pneumonia, scabies, scurvy, tuberculosis and getting stabbed. These BBC luvvies will be OK, none will live in Salford and they will all be on retro-viral anti AIDS drugs. The fucking Beeb is not fit for purpose. Their catering is full of new age tree huggers and any enterprising burger van owner will make a killing. Which reminds me, why is there no French equivalent of our word, entrepreneur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Graham Norton will sort you out with a free sausage supper Manky. With mayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Not only are these leftie wankers telling people what to say and think,now their dictating what they can eat. Communism anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Graham Norton will sort you out with a free sausage supper Manky. With mayo. Good darts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Manky said: That cunt with Wings, Linda fucking McCartney has a lot to answer for. Now, in her name, the BBC at Salford Quays are taking meat off the menu. In the old days, Salfordians used to keep themselves hale and hearty by eating meat to avoid little problems like rickets, pneumonia, scabies, scurvy, tuberculosis and getting stabbed. These BBC luvvies will be OK, none will live in Salford and they will all be on retro-viral anti AIDS drugs. The fucking Beeb is not fit for purpose. Their catering is full of new age tree huggers and any enterprising burger van owner will make a killing. Which reminds me, why is there no French equivalent of our word, entrepreneur? This is the BBC, the cunts will be serving up Halal vegetables next, to further appease the Islamic cunts who would blow up television centre given half a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 You should write a formal complaint, stating that if and when you visit the BBC to see how their wasting your license fee that your human rights as a meat eater are being trampled over by a herd of lesbians... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You should write a formal complaint, stating that if and when you visit the BBC to see how their wasting your license fee that your human rights as a meat eater are being trampled over by a herd of lesbians... Ding, it's in your power to put an end to the scourge of lesbianism. Simply turn up at their meetings and they will all immediately be transformed into soggy minged, cock hungry heterosexual über nymphos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ding, it's in your power to put an end to the scourge of lesbianism. Simply turn up at their meetings and they will all immediately be transformed into soggy minged, cock hungry heterosexual über nymphos. I've seen some of the beeb lesbos, and listing that bint off the horsey programmes as being one of the better propostitions, no thanks. The only fit lesbians you normally see there are the ones pretending to be lesbians so they don't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 30 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I've seen some of the beeb lesbos, and listing that bint off the horsey programmes as being one of the better propostitions, no thanks. The only fit lesbians you normally see there are the ones pretending to be lesbians so they don't count. Yeah, what's all that shit about? Usually late teens, early twenties, snogging and grinding, I assume it's what they think the males of their generation are impressed by, most of which have grown up on a diet of unrealistic internet porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, what's all that shit about? Usually late teens, early twenties, snogging and grinding, I assume it's what they think the males of their generation are impressed by, most of which have grown up on a diet of unrealistic internet porn. Unrealistic? Wash your mouth out with spunk! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, what's all that shit about? Usually late teens, early twenties, snogging and grinding, I assume it's what they think the males of their generation are impressed by, most of which have grown up on a diet of unrealistic internet porn. I, for one, welcome our late teen/early twenties snogging/grinding faux lesbian overlords. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I, for one, welcome our late teen/early twenties snogging/grinding faux lesbian overlords. I preferred it when birds weren't wasting time putting on attention seeking floor shows and simply used to act a bit shy when you chatted them up, loosened up a bit and got giggly after you'd bought them a couple of drinks, and then let you walk them home and shag them in their flat. But I'm an old fashioned romantic and obviously out of touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 9 hours ago, Manky said: That cunt with Wings, Linda fucking McCartney has a lot to answer for. Now, in her name, the BBC at Salford Quays are taking meat off the menu. In the old days, Salfordians used to keep themselves hale and hearty by eating meat to avoid little problems like rickets, pneumonia, scabies, scurvy, tuberculosis and getting stabbed. These BBC luvvies will be OK, none will live in Salford and they will all be on retro-viral anti AIDS drugs. The fucking Beeb is not fit for purpose. Their catering is full of new age tree huggers and any enterprising burger van owner will make a killing. Which reminds me, why is there no French equivalent of our word, entrepreneur? You are aware of the date of this announcement, was it 1st April perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are aware of the date of this announcement, was it 1st April perchance? I was aware of the date but decided it was not faux news and therefore not worth a drone strike off the Don. Saying that, Salford Media City is worth a nuke for no reason whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I preferred it when birds weren't wasting time putting on attention seeking floor shows and simply used to act a bit shy when you chatted them up, loosened up a bit and got giggly after you'd bought them a couple of drinks, and then let you walk them home and shag them in their flat. But I'm an old fashioned romantic and obviously out of touch. You probably never got to their flat. A quick knee trembler in some piss soaked alley, a bag of chips which she thought was a nice treat and away home with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You probably never got to their flat. A quick knee trembler in some piss soaked alley, a bag of chips which she thought was a nice treat and away home with you. I don't see a problem there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: I don't see a problem there. Quote romantic, actually. The chips are a very gentlemanly touch. Although, being a traditionalist, I usually just stick with a chloroform soaked burlap sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Quote romantic, actually. The chips are a very gentlemanly touch. Although, being a traditionalist, I usually just stick with a chloroform soaked burlap sack. Good on you. The old traditions are,unfortunately,slowly fading away. Nowadays they want to "get to know you first". Poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You probably never got to their flat. A quick knee trembler in some piss soaked alley, a bag of chips which she thought was a nice treat and away home with you. You've remembered me after all these years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Quote romantic, actually. The chips are a very gentlemanly touch. Although, being a traditionalist, I usually just stick with a chloroform soaked burlap sack. Yeah, you caught me like that didn't you you crafty rascal you. Although the doner was a nice touch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've remembered me after all these years! You've still got my undies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You've still got my undies. You've still got my wallet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You've still got my wallet. And my fucking kebab... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 13 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are aware of the date of this announcement, was it 1st April perchance? I wondered that because it came from The Sun initially as far as I know and has all the hallmarks of a Sun/Daily Mail story, but apparently it's true. On the other hand it's only on Mondays, so I doubt anyone will die of malnutrition as a result of having to make do with the cheese bake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 16 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I wondered that because it came from The Sun initially as far as I know and has all the hallmarks of a Sun/Daily Mail story, but apparently it's true. On the other hand it's only on Mondays, so I doubt anyone will die of malnutrition as a result of having to make do with the cheese bake. It seems it may be true although the BBC themselves haven't said anything officially that I can find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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