Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 I'd like to see him try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'd like to see him try. The mans a fucking charlatan. Claims to know all about the uncharted regions of our universe when he hasn't even seen the upstairs of his own fucking house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The mans a fucking charlatan. Claims to know all about the uncharted regions of our universe when he hasn't even seen the upstairs of his own fucking house. I think it's all an act personally. Bet the cunt's dancing through the halls when the curtains are closed, he's just after the Motability car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 at least three of my old school friends double barrelled their names after getting married. The poor misguided fucks think this affords them class or gravitas at a stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 What batteries does he use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: I think it's all an act personally. Bet the cunt's dancing through the halls when the curtains are closed, he's just after the Motability car... You might be onto something there RK, I mean he wouldn't be smiling all the time if he was unable to wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The mans a fucking charlatan. Claims to know all about the uncharted regions of our universe when he hasn't even seen the upstairs of his own fucking house. Roadkill, Gong Farmer and Ollyboro like this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The mans a fucking charlatan. Claims to know all about the uncharted regions of our universe when he hasn't even seen the upstairs of his own fucking house. Agreed. The cunt might well have fancier theories than me on the creation of the universe, it's ultimate demise and black holes, but at least I can wipe my own brown hole. Not to World class levels, admittedly, but certainly to a better standard than say, oh I don't know, Gary Skyner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Just now, Ollyboro said: Agreed. The cunt might well have fancier theories than me on the creation of the universe, it's ultimate demise and black holes, but at least I can wipe my own brown hole. Not to World class levels, admittedly, but certainly to a better standard than say, oh I don't know, Gary Skyner. Wonder who'd win in a one on one at Monaco, Schumacher or Hawking? Hawking's got the years of experience in the chair, but Schumacher knows the track better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Agreed. The cunt might well have fancier theories than me on the creation of the universe, it's ultimate demise and black holes, but at least I can wipe my own brown hole. Not to World class levels, admittedly, but certainly to a better standard than say, oh I don't know, Gary Skyner. Gary seems 'armless enough. I didn't like that cunt Jeremy Beadle, there was a rumour that he had a small cock, but on the other hand, it probably looked normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Shoo bee doo bee doo wop, Pop pop shoo wop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Shoo bee doo bee doo wop, Pop pop shoo wop Have you been up to any hole digging japery today Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The mans a fucking charlatan. Claims to know all about the uncharted regions of our universe when he hasn't even seen the upstairs of his own fucking house. Of course he hasn't. He's got a bungalow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you been up to any hole digging japery today Ratty? Rained off I'm afraid Authoritah. I did however ask a nun if her or any of the sisters could help me kick the habit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Rained off I'm afraid Authoritah. I did however ask a nun if her or any of the sisters could help me kick the habit Wet weather conditions are the ideal time to start tunnelling Ratty. The dirt can be secreted in bags hanging down the inside of your trousers and released with strings, just shuffle around the carpet to even it out and Frau Rat will be none the wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 He won't be the only spastic to vote for Corbyn then.......... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Rained off I'm afraid Authoritah. I did however ask a nun if her or any of the sisters could help me kick the habit You have form in this regard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 I'm with the prof on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I'm with the prof on this one. That's a shock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Agreed. The cunt might well have fancier theories than me on the creation of the universe, it's ultimate demise and black holes, but at least I can wipe my own brown hole. Not to World class levels, admittedly, but certainly to a better standard than say, oh I don't know, Gary Skyner. Maybe he's after Abbot's black hole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gary seems 'armless enough. I didn't like that cunt Jeremy Beadle, there was a rumour that he had a small cock, but on the other hand, it probably looked normal. Eric I feel you are relying on a young audience who were unaware of that rather good joke's existence since 1981. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: Shoo bee doo bee doo wop, Pop pop shoo wop New York London Paris Munich, everybody talk about..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: He won't be the only spastic to vote for Corbyn then.......... I heard you had changed your political stance recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 I would just like to know how this cunt is going to summon the effort it must require to coordinate his digits to resemble an 'X' in the box. My moneys on another spoiled paper from the bastard son of Skaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: at least three of my old school friends double barrelled their names after getting married. The poor misguided fucks think this affords them class or gravitas at a stroke. Frank and Punky are your friends? Mr and Mr Frank-ape, double lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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