Cap'n Cunt Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 It has almost wiped out crabs where un hairy women is fashionable. This is something that has been addressed on the corner and a user called profb got into a little trouble when calling me a paedo because I said I liked my mrs shaven haven, but a bit of hair was fine too. Like head hairstyles things will change and I am sure the full on welcome mat will return. So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 53 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey. You mean repeat labia surely Telly Savalas was a bald cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Neil said: You mean repeat labia surely Telly Savalas was a bald cunt I never noticed it before, but, are you wearing one on your head there Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: It has almost wiped out crabs where un hairy women is fashionable. This is something that has been addressed on the corner and a user called profb got into a little ttouble when calling me a paedo because I said I liked my mrs shaven haven, but a bit of hair was fine too. Like head hairstyles things will change and I am sure the full on welcome mat will return. So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey. With respect, your wife's 'shaven-haven' resembled the jungles of Vietnam last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: With respect, your wife's 'shaven-haven' resembled the jungles of Vietnam last week. That's where it went. It is a dark, dry and haunted place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt. Full on bush is a bit much for my liking, don't like getting pubes stuck in my teeth. Quite like a fashionable landing strip though. Fully shaved only looks good if done right, many ladies just end up with stubble you could light matches on, which is handy for the smoke afterwards, I guess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 I wonder what Punkape's opinion on this particular field of interest is, being the site's heterosexual expert in all fanny issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I wonder what Punkape's opinion on this particular field of interest is, being the site's heterosexual expert in all fanny issues. Bet you that dirty git likes his "women" a big and hairy as they come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Bet you that dirty git likes his "women" a big and hairy as they come. Judging by his avatar, Punkers already has a big ginger cunt plastered squarely on his face. He likes it up close and personal, I'll give him that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Good nom, this. About time we got round to the things that really matter. Nothing worse than going down on a fanny, only to realise that it looks more like a fucking arse. I've often wondered if the recent predilection for hairless cunts correlates with the gender fluid shit currently mincing around the web like Christopher Biggins on a fucking eight ball. Not that I want to lob one up something that looks like Brian May's hairbrush, a bit of care and attention is appreciated when it comes to a decent minge, but I'd rather go up against an afro when I go down for a munch rather than have a face-off with a fishy fucking peach. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: It has almost wiped out crabs where un hairy women is fashionable. This is something that has been addressed on the corner and a user called profb got into a little ttouble when calling me a paedo because I said I liked my mrs shaven haven, but a bit of hair was fine too. Like head hairstyles things will change and I am sure the full on welcome mat will return. So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey. My apologies. I did a search for 'hairless cunts' in topic listings and all it came up with was Jade Goodie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt. i like it to resemble a bear with its throat cut 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: i like it to resemble a bear with its throat cut I don't mind a bit of fur on top, but not round the actual business end. Each to their own, but I have no desire to fuck Chewbacca's elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 The only time I like to see a shaven haven is on a ginger. Let's face it, whether its on the head, fanny or arm pit ginger hair is fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 15 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt. With no due respect, a wise woman once told me "you don't trod through a dense forest in search of roses in bloom." When you go to the butchers, do you want a nice cut of tasty goodness, or a chunk that looks like it was a practice dummy for Freddy Krueger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The only time I like to see a shaven haven is on a ginger. Let's face it, whether its on the head, fanny or arm pit ginger hair is fucking disgusting. 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The only time I like to see a shaven haven is on a ginger. Let's face it, whether its on the head, fanny or arm pit ginger hair is fucking disgusting. Yes, and it also lessens stench trench emmissions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: With no due respect, a wise woman once told me "you don't trod through a dense forest in search of roses in bloom." When you go to the butchers, do you want a nice cut of tasty goodness, or a chunk that looks like it was a practice dummy for Freddy Krueger? I don't usually go to the butchers looking for things to fuck. If I did, I'd probably go for a pound of liver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I don't usually go to the butchers looking for things to fuck. If I did, I'd probably go for a pound of liver. A pound doesn't buy you very much. Do you have a small cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Nothing better than a nice well trimmed lady garden. Shaven minges are stubble 90% of the time, and that's fucking rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Can't top a 70''s style bush resembling a stab wound in a gorillas back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: Can't top a 70''s style bush resembling a stab wound in a gorillas back. Pansy must look like Bigfoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: A pound doesn't buy you very much. Do you have a small cock? A pound (sterling) gets you more than a pound (avoirdupois weight) of pig's liver at ASDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 That's irrelevant when everyone knows that a quails liver would be more than enough for you and anyhow fucking Asda pigs liver is like fucking a geezers arse........Errr, someone said down the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 On 07/06/2017 at 0:26 AM, Cap'n Cunt said: In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt. Shaven haven .... I used to go on holiday to shaven haven caravan park. Do they still do holidays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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