Shaven Havens

[Cap'n Cunt]

In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. 

I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

It has almost wiped out crabs where un hairy women is fashionable. This is something that has been addressed on the corner and a user called profb got into a little trouble when calling me a paedo because I said I liked my mrs shaven haven, but a bit of hair was fine too. Like head hairstyles things will change and I am sure the full on welcome mat will return.

So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey.

[Neil]

53 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

 

So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey.

You mean repeat labia surely

Telly Savalas was a bald cunt

[Guest nobgobbler]

12 minutes ago, Neil said:

You mean repeat labia surely

Telly Savalas was a bald cunt

I never noticed it before, but, are you wearing one on your head there Neil?

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

It has almost wiped out crabs where un hairy women is fashionable. This is something that has been addressed on the corner and a user called profb got into a little ttouble when calling me a paedo because I said I liked my mrs shaven haven, but a bit of hair was fine too. Like head hairstyles things will change and I am sure the full on welcome mat will return.

So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey.

With respect, your wife's 'shaven-haven' resembled the jungles of Vietnam last week. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

9 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

With respect, your wife's 'shaven-haven' resembled the jungles of Vietnam last week. 

That's where it went. It is a dark, dry and haunted place!

[Roadkill]

7 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. 

I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt.

Full on bush is a bit much for my liking, don't like getting pubes stuck in my teeth. Quite like a fashionable landing strip though. Fully shaved only looks good if done right, many ladies just end up with stubble you could light matches on, which is handy for the smoke afterwards, I guess.  

[Wolfie]

I wonder what Punkape's opinion on this particular field of interest is, being the site's heterosexual expert in all fanny issues.

[Roadkill]

18 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I wonder what Punkape's opinion on this particular field of interest is, being the site's heterosexual expert in all fanny issues.

Bet you that dirty git likes his "women" a big and hairy as they come.

[Wolfie]

8 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Bet you that dirty git likes his "women" a big and hairy as they come.

Judging by his avatar, Punkers already has a big ginger cunt plastered squarely on his face. He likes it up close and personal, I'll give him that.

[nocti]

Good nom, this. About time we got round to the things that really matter. Nothing worse than going down on a fanny, only to realise that it looks more like a fucking arse. I've often wondered if the recent predilection for hairless cunts correlates with the gender fluid shit currently mincing around the web like Christopher Biggins on a fucking eight ball. Not that I want to lob one up something that looks like Brian May's hairbrush, a bit of care and attention is appreciated when it comes to a decent minge, but I'd rather go up against an afro when I go down for a munch rather than have a face-off with a fishy fucking peach.

[Cap'n Cunt]

4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

It has almost wiped out crabs where un hairy women is fashionable. This is something that has been addressed on the corner and a user called profb got into a little ttouble when calling me a paedo because I said I liked my mrs shaven haven, but a bit of hair was fine too. Like head hairstyles things will change and I am sure the full on welcome mat will return.

So repeat bollocks I am afraid matey.

My apologies. I did a search for 'hairless cunts' in topic listings and all it came up with was Jade Goodie.

[Eddie]

11 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. 

I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt.

i like it to resemble a bear with its throat cut

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

i like it to resemble a bear with its throat cut

I don't mind a bit of fur on top, but not round the actual business end. Each to their own, but I have no desire to fuck Chewbacca's elbow.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

The only time I like to see a shaven haven is on a ginger. Let's face it, whether its on the head, fanny or arm pit ginger hair is fucking disgusting.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

15 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. 

I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt.

With no due respect, a wise woman once told me "you don't trod through a dense forest in search of roses in bloom."  

When you go to the butchers, do you want a nice cut of tasty goodness, or a chunk that looks like it was a practice dummy for Freddy Krueger?  

[Witheredscrote]

2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

The only time I like to see a shaven haven is on a ginger. Let's face it, whether its on the head, fanny or arm pit ginger hair is fucking disgusting.

 

2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

The only time I like to see a shaven haven is on a ginger. Let's face it, whether its on the head, fanny or arm pit ginger hair is fucking disgusting.

Yes, and it also lessens stench trench emmissions

[Cap'n Cunt]

19 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

With no due respect, a wise woman once told me "you don't trod through a dense forest in search of roses in bloom."  

When you go to the butchers, do you want a nice cut of tasty goodness, or a chunk that looks like it was a practice dummy for Freddy Krueger?  

I don't usually go to the butchers looking for things to fuck. If I did, I'd probably go for a pound of liver.

[Wolfie]

4 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I don't usually go to the butchers looking for things to fuck. If I did, I'd probably go for a pound of liver.

A pound doesn't buy you very much. Do you have a small cock?

[Guest deebom]

Nothing better than a nice well trimmed lady garden. Shaven minges are stubble 90% of the time, and that's fucking rank.

[Eddie]

Can't top a 70''s style bush resembling a stab wound in a gorillas back.

[Wolfie]

20 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Can't top a 70''s style bush resembling a stab wound in a gorillas back.

Pansy must look like Bigfoot.

[Cap'n Cunt]

6 hours ago, Wolfie said:

A pound doesn't buy you very much. Do you have a small cock?

A pound (sterling) gets you more than a pound (avoirdupois weight) of pig's liver at ASDA.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

That's irrelevant when everyone knows that a quails liver would be more than enough for you and anyhow fucking Asda pigs liver is like fucking a geezers arse........Errr, someone said down the pub.

[Guest N/A]

On 07/06/2017 at 0:26 AM, Cap'n Cunt said:

In the interests of scientific research I have devoted several months to browsing internet porn sites, and I am extremely concerned at the lack of pubic hair on modern women. A well-kept and nicely trimmed bush is, in my humble opinion, vastly more pleasing to the eye than the 'shaven haven', which in some cases resembles a plate of offal prepared by an apprentice butcher and in others, one of Nigel Farage's eyes. The Original Fanny (as designed by God) came with a nice beard to catch the odd drip of urine or semen, yet it seems to be fashionable to modify the design for no obvious benefit; much like taking the badges off your Nissan Micra and painting it matte black. This naked minge craze has indeed become so prevalent that one even has to specifically include 'hairy' in search parameters on adult websites (although this lays open the floodgates to videos of European women with unshaven armpits) to glimpse any kind of ladybush. I think it's shameful and immoral, and an indicator of how far minge standards have declined since the Good Old Days. 

I bet Teresa May has a nice hairy cunt. Jeremy Corbyn, on the other hand, is just a hairy cunt.

Shaven haven .... I used to go on holiday to shaven haven caravan park. Do they still do holidays?