Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 With any luck, in years to come, these will cause some fatal disease that rots the bone marrow or makes the head explode. Visiting fucking morrisons in grotty glawster is a dreadful experience at the best of times but now the suns out vile chavy cunts with their guttural slurred speech lurch around the place buying crisps, special brew and relentless for an evening of fucking the local slags to breed more of their human detritus. And of course, every one of these cunts has an oh so original tat; the slags have the name of their 3rd illegitimate brown brat stamped on the neck or forearm in Sanskrit or jap, the blobs that are blokes some indecipherable shite all up both arms to prove they're hard. Back in the day, SOME tats looked ok, now they're the badge of an utter cuntbreed who I wouldn't piss on if on fire, rather have me running for a petrol can to ensure the jobs done properly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: With any luck, in years to come, these will cause some fatal disease that rots the bone marrow or makes the head explode. Visiting fucking morrisons in grotty glawster is a dreadful experience at the best of times but now the suns out vile chavy cunts with their guttural slurred speech lurch around the place buying crisps, special brew and relentless for an evening of fucking the local slags to breed more of their human detritus. And of course, every one of these cunts has an oh so original tat; the slags have the name of their 3rd illegitimate brown brat stamped on the neck or forearm in Sanskrit or jap, the blobs that are blokes some indecipherable shite all up both arms to prove they're hard. Back in the day, SOME tats looked ok, now they're the badge of an utter cuntbreed who I wouldn't piss on if on fire, rather have me running for a petrol can to ensure the jobs done properly. Have you noticed all these cunts have to have 'tribal' tattoos as well, which is fine if you're a bad to the bone Maori with a generational degree of connection to things tribal, but what cunting tribe is Jason from Guildford descended from? Wankers on a par with these flaky fucking hippies who can't sleep properly without their Cherokee dream catchers. All complete undiluted bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 Whenever I go into Glawster I am left stunned by the sheer number of such cunts. You've heard of people being hit with the ugly stick, but in Gloucester it's taken to a whole new level. It's as if someone has modified an agricultural flail mower, so it has a huge arsenal of ugly sticks spinning round, and then towed it straight through the city centre, maiming every man, woman and child. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 They are ghastly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 I'm one of the horde. Wish I wasn't but I was young and stupid and had a mate who had a mate who worked at the dump and did tattoos for £20 each as a hobby in his dining room... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm one of the horde. Wish I wasn't but I was young and stupid and had a mate who had a mate who worked at the dump and did tattoos for £20 each as a hobby in his dining room... I hope your mate is better at drawing than you are. There's nothing worse than an off-centre reverse swastika on the forehead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ape said: Whenever I go into Glawster I am left stunned by the sheer number of such cunts. You've heard of people being hit with the ugly stick, but in Gloucester it's taken to a whole new level. It's as if someone has modified an agricultural flail mower, so it has a huge arsenal of ugly sticks spinning round, and then towed it straight through the city centre, maiming every man, woman and child. What were you doing in Gloucester, blind date or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 What about someone that gets his first one aged 57?.I cant understand how people have them on their sexual organs,must like fucking pain I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 Just now, Neil said: What about someone that gets his first one aged 57?.I cant understand how people have them on their sexual organs,must like fucking pain I suppose There was a girl on PornHub the other day with the inscription from the one ring in Lord of The Rings around her arsehole. Quite a novelty I'm sure you'd agree, but I found myself wondering about the practicality of such a thing when it would make your shit invisible. Surely it would make wiping quite a chore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ape said: Whenever I go into Glawster I am left stunned by the sheer number of such cunts. You've heard of people being hit with the ugly stick, but in Gloucester it's taken to a whole new level. It's as if someone has modified an agricultural flail mower, so it has a huge arsenal of ugly sticks spinning round, and then towed it straight through the city centre, maiming every man, woman and child. I'm sure it's got the highest percentage of chavs in the country. The best thing about the place is you can get out into the countryside quickly. Contrast this to Cheltenham, however, and on a hot day such as this many beautiful women are on display and dressed correctly in the more is less theory rather than flabby tits hanging out or a skirt that barely conceals the drooping beef curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: There was a girl on PornHub the other day with the inscription from the one ring in Lord of The Rings around her arsehole. Quite a novelty I'm sure you'd agree, but I found myself wondering about the practicality of such a thing when it would make your shit invisible. Surely it would make wiping quite a chore. Keep your niche frapping videos to yourself. I've no desire to see hobbit sex flicks-the Forest of Dean is full of these hairy footed cunts and we don't want anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 How is it possible that the cunts soaking up the tax payers money, on the dole, can afford these things anyway, and they ALL seem to be covered in these things... I remember a guy, I previously worked with, getting one of those 'sleeves' done, he asked me, when he finally had it finished which seemed to take forever, what I thought, apparently telling him 'it looked like one of his kids had forgotten to take its ADD meds and gone crazy with a felt tip', wasn't the right answer...cunt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 I have to say there was a fantastic display of tits out in Norwich over the weekend,I would like to say 'Thank You' for making an old man very happy,You just cannot beat a lovely shirtfull of young breast to bring you an extra warm feeling on a hot day.God bless you young ladies and your wonderful chesticles.I honestly couldn't tell you if they were tattooed or not as i was to busy imagining 'lobbing ropes' over them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 46 minutes ago, Neil said: What about someone that gets his first one aged 57?.I cant understand how people have them on their sexual organs,must like fucking pain I suppose Come on then, tell us, what did you have tattood on your cock? Was it Wendy? Also when aroused it says Welcome to rhyll havE a Nice DaY perhaps? RIP Mike D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I can beat that, unfortunately no pic, but, a Polish lad I worked with had a reasonable grasp of English, but not totally fluent, went home to Krakow and came back with the legend: 'Never don't give up' tattooed across the top of his back, to impress his English girlfriend, she didn't stop laughing for a fortnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 You'd think with brexit kicking off we'd be able to duck out of this stupid Mediterranean weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: You'd think with brexit kicking off we'd be able to duck out of this stupid Mediterranean weather Planets fucked, Ratty. I blame those cunts who renamed Opal Fruits Starburst. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Planets fucked, Ratty. I blame those cunts who renamed Opal Fruits Starburst. Bastards. There's a documentary about Doris Day on the tele. I think it's a trap set up by Cunty Baws. The poor sap thinks I'll walk straight into the arms of Mossad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: There's a documentary about Doris Day on the tele. I think it's a trap set up by Cunty Baws. The poor sap thinks I'll walk straight into the arms of Mossad I wouldn't put it past him. The man who delivered my pizza the other day was wearing flip flops - a bad omen, as you well know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 26 minutes ago, ratcum said: There's a documentary about Doris Day on the tele. I think it's a trap set up by Cunty Baws. The poor sap thinks I'll walk straight into the arms of Mossad Cold hearted temptress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 31 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Planets fucked, Ratty. I blame those cunts who renamed Opal Fruits Starburst. Bastards. Those are the same evil bastards who changed the name of Jif to Cif. I'm putting a Cihad on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cold hearted temptress! It felt dirty Authoritah. Good dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: It felt dirty Authoritah. Good dirty I'll never love again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: Whenever I go into Glawster I am left stunned by the sheer number of such cunts. You've heard of people being hit with the ugly stick, but in Gloucester it's taken to a whole new level. It's as if someone has modified an agricultural flail mower, so it has a huge arsenal of ugly sticks spinning round, and then towed it straight through the city centre, maiming every man, woman and child. What kinda tat you have. . Python sliding out of bugs bunnys arsehole probably..or some other boring man's effort to avoid looking like a boring man Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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