Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Can't agree with you Stubs, I'd smash the fucking granny out of it and cover those jugs with my man porridge some women just have the fuck factor. She's one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: She's a challenging wank at the best of times, and this latest mental image really isn't helping get me to the vinegar strokes. As keeper of the definitive Horse-Faced Cunt League table, I be interested in your opinion on Australia’s answer to Ann Coulter, Peta Credlin, as per the link. Every time I see the Cunt I expect to see her being jostled into the starting gate at Flemington. Coulter too, come to think of it, must feature on the list the Shergar-looking bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: As keeper of the definitive Horse-Faced Cunt League table, I be interested in your opinion on Australia’s answer to Ann Coulter, Peta Credlin, as per the link. Every time I see the Cunt I expect to see her being jostled into the starting gate at Flemington. Coulter too, come to think of it, must feature the the list the Shergar-looking bint. The nine carat gold bracelet, paired with the fifty carat glass diamond - set in palladium-coated brass, plastic pearl earrings and a christmas cracker gold-plated necklace, all bounce neatly against the bishop pure acrylic jumper and the washable polyester jacket. Love the Picasso eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: As keeper of the definitive Horse-Faced Cunt League table, I be interested in your opinion on Australia’s answer to Ann Coulter, Peta Credlin, as per the link. Every time I see the Cunt I expect to see her being jostled into the starting gate at Flemington. Coulter too, come to think of it, must feature the the list the Shergar-looking bint. I certainly wouldn't fucking climb over her to get to you, Your bar is either very high or mine is lower than a snakes belly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: As keeper of the definitive Horse-Faced Cunt League table, I be interested in your opinion on Australia’s answer to Ann Coulter, Peta Credlin, as per the link. Every time I see the Cunt I expect to see her being jostled into the starting gate at Flemington. Coulter too, come to think of it, must feature the the list the Shergar-looking bint. My near-legendary scale has two components. While Peta, an unfortunate name in this context, has obvious qualifications on the reasonably objective "horse-faced" element, I can't rank her too highly on the more subjective "cunt" part based on the seven seconds I could bear of her awful Aussie HRI. (How the fuck do you listen to that, all day, every day?) Not a Top Twenty candidate for me. Anyway, that said, I'd have no issue unplugging her life support machine to recharge my iPhone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: As keeper of the definitive Horse-Faced Cunt League table, I be interested in your opinion on Australia’s answer to Ann Coulter, Peta Credlin, as per the link. Every time I see the Cunt I expect to see her being jostled into the starting gate at Flemington. Coulter too, come to think of it, must feature the the list the Shergar-looking bint. Have you ever looked at a stereotypical Basque fucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: I certainly wouldn't fucking climb over her to get to you, Your bar is either very high or mine is lower than a snakes belly. It's all bollocks Neil. They all claim to only be attracted to supermodels, but the truth is, most of them would shag an ok looking checkout girl from Morrisons if she looked like she'd had a bath. Same as you or I, or any other normal bloke would. They are the same people who claim to have never heard of Eastenders or Coronation Street. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 5 hours ago, Neil said: Your bar is either very high or mine is lower than a snakes belly. The two are not mutually exclusive, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 I’d like to revise my earlier opinion after a near-solid week of constant media fawning over Raducanu. She’s a pigshit-thick, okay yah, insufferable fucking cunt, and I hope she never wins anything again. Her dropping dead tomorrow would be an excellent first step on that front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 On 16/09/2021 at 15:14, Last Cunt Standing said: As keeper of the definitive Horse-Faced Cunt League table, I be interested in your opinion on Australia’s answer to Ann Coulter, Peta Credlin, as per the link. Every time I see the Cunt I expect to see her being jostled into the starting gate at Flemington. Coulter too, come to think of it, must feature on the list the Shergar-looking bint. At a guess I’d say it’s what comes out of her mouth, rather than the actual orifice itself, that gets you all triggered and angry. Strange how Sky News Australia rattles your cage, as it’s the only mainstream news channel down under that actually questions the fake news, bought and paid for narrative spewed out by the rest of the MSM? You lefties eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 On 16/09/2021 at 15:07, Eric Cuntman said: some women just have the fuck factor. Have you pitched this to Simon Cowell Eric? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: Have you pitched this to Simon Cowell Eric? Cowell's wife has a claim to the horse faced cunts gallery herself, as it happens. She also boasts a pair of size 12 plates that exceed even the gargantuan size of pen's monster cock. Horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Cowell's wife has a claim to the horse faced cunts gallery herself, as it happens. She also boasts a pair of size 12 plates that exceed even the gargantuan size of pen's monster cock. Horrible. He's not normally interested in their feet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Cowell's wife has a claim to the horse faced cunts gallery herself, as it happens. She also boasts a pair of size 12 plates that exceed even the gargantuan size of pen's monster cock. Horrible. I’ve been following the antics of Dictator Dan recently scotty and I genuinely fear for you mate. This cunt is something else. How is he still getting away with it? It’s like a competition between the State Premiers to see who can be the biggest cunt in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve been following the antics of Dictator Dan recently scotty and I genuinely fear for you mate. This cunt is something else. How is he still getting away with it? It’s like a competition between the State Premiers to see who can be the biggest cunt in Australia. I know nothing of such things Bill. You may be confusing me with someone who knows anything/gives a fuck about matters in the Antipodes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's not normally interested in their feet... Is he recreating the famed Viz letterbocks photo of that bloke kissing that bird's arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, scotty said: I know nothing of such things Bill. You may be confusing me with someone who knows anything/gives a fuck about matters in the Antipodes. Sorry scotty. Bit pissed and for some weird reason you became southerncunt. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 18 minutes ago, scotty said: Cowell's wife has a claim to the horse faced cunts gallery herself, as it happens. She also boasts a pair of size 12 plates that exceed even the gargantuan size of pen's monster cock. Horrible. When you say "wife", you surely mean, 'paid employee'? The one who feebly attempts to convince the world that The most blatantly homosexual man who ever lived is actually straight. There's less chance of that cunt having sex with a woman, than there is of me finding Narnia at the back of the meter cupboard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 9 minutes ago, scotty said: Is he recreating the famed Viz letterbocks photo of that bloke kissing that bird's arse? Shit. I just posted almost exactly this without checking to see if anyone else had done it. You can hide things if you press the little ellipsis. @... we finally found a use for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 34 minutes ago, scotty said: Cowell's wife has a claim to the horse faced cunts gallery herself, as it happens. She also boasts a pair of size 12 plates that exceed even the gargantuan size of pen's monster cock. Horrible. Shouldn't wife be in inverted commas? If that bloke isn't a chutney ferret I'll eat my fucking hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 26 minutes ago, scotty said: I know nothing of such things Bill. You may be confusing me with someone who knows anything/gives a fuck about matters in the Antipodes. He thinks you're Applescuff. Don't be offended. It's like comparing a Soton fan to a boring twat. Rolf Harris can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 16 minutes ago, Goober said: It's like comparing a Soton fan to a boring twat. Tbh, you can't get a rizla between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just posted almost exactly this I think we've established our cultural level here Eric. Viz is about as highbrow as I get. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, scotty said: I think we've established our cultural level here Eric. Viz is about as highbrow as I get. I think I worked that out when I joined in 2016. Your avatar at the time was 'Octavius Federidge Tinsworthy Ace'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think I worked that out when I joined in 2016. Your avatar at the time was 'Octavius Federidge Tinsworthy Ace'. Fucksake, I'd forgotten that 😂😂😂 You are correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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