Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 I've just watched a man with no lunchbox win this event. Who the bollocks organised this fucking nonsense ? What next......A woman with a cock and and balls winning the shot......oh that's happened as well...........lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 The day golf club locker rooms have raving poofs furiously abusing their genitalia in the gents is the day I give up enjoying sport....fuck sakes, thanks to you punkers, that also has already happened. Kill yourself LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Those cunts at BBC1 have had this shite on all fucking day. I suspect because the BBC is run by women with cocks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The day golf club locker rooms have raving poofs furiously abusing their genitalia in the gents is the day I give up enjoying sport....fuck sakes, thanks to you punkers, that also has already happened. Kill yourself LOL I bet you've been dogging all day with Igor your Bulgarian, HIV+, live-in rent-boy. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 22 minutes ago, Hector said: Those cunts at BBC1 have had this shite on all fucking day. I suspect because the BBC is run by women with cocks anyway. The winner of the "women's" 800metres has a "wife". What does the wife think she has ? Where's Paul Hogan when you need him. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 I have to agree with the cat fart that is Punkape on this one. I saw a race won by a bloke with a tranny in second. Everyone else appeared to be a woman, but I won't sure until their knickers arrive. I have the laundry contract for women's events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you've been dogging all day with Igor your Bulgarian, HIV+, live-in rent-boy. lol. Fuck off. Are you going with the Eee-gor pronunciation or Eye-gor. Youre the only poof in England who will climb to the top of a utility pole solely for the purpose of seeing how far you can lodge it up your arse. Homo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are you going with the Eee-gor pronunciation or Eye-gor. Youre the only poof in England who will climb to the top of a utility pole solely for the purpose of seeing how far you can lodge it up your arse. Homo! Pervert and oik. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Looks like athletics got caught out just like you,thought it was a girl,turned out it was a geezer,sound familiar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: I have to agree with the cat fart that is Punkape on this one. I saw a race won by a bloke with a tranny in second. Everyone else appeared to be a woman, but I won't sure until their knickers arrive. I have the laundry contract for women's events. Was the Tranny the one from Tanzania ? "She" looked very suspect. There should be a cunt inspector on duty at all times to perform cunt examinations at discrete moments.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Looks like athletics got caught out just like you,thought it was a girl,turned out it was a geezer,sound familiar? Fuck off you fat transgender fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 28 minutes ago, ratcum said: I have to agree with the cat fart that is Punkape on this one. I saw a race won by a bloke with a tranny in second. Everyone else appeared to be a woman, but I won't sure until their knickers arrive. I have the laundry contract for women's events. Gusset sniffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 I agree with punkape here-cunt inspections before the event and after in the showers. I've just got the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I've just watched a man with no lunchbox win this event. Apparently it's OK to call her a horse-faced cunt. Saying she's hung like a horse might be more problematic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: Was the Tranny the one from Tanzania ? "She" looked very suspect. There should be a cunt inspector on duty at all times to perform cunt examinations at discrete moments.... lol. problem is a quick hack with a machete will give you a cunt that will pass a cursory examination. These fucks are always macheting each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: problem is a quick hack with a machete will give you a cunt that will pass a cursory examination. These fucks are always macheting each other. I didn't realise there was a machetying event.....I suppose we always have natural talent coming through from the Broadwater Farm estate in London........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: I didn't realise there was a machetying event.....I suppose we always have natural talent coming through from the Broadwater Farm estate in London........ Poor hapless dopey Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Apparently it's OK to call her a horse-faced cunt. Saying she's hung like a horse might be more problematic. Unless she's a white heterosexual, then it's open fucking season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unless she's a white heterosexual, then it's open fucking season. I was playing golf in the Midlands 2 weeks ago and a fellow golfer told the story of how he was playing in a club match and his partner described how he had hit a "Sally Gunnell" ugly but a good runner.......One of the golfers in the group scowled and surprisingly admonished the storyteller. Turned out the chap was Sally Gunnell's husband....... Lol. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I was playing golf in the Midlands 2 weeks ago and a fellow golfer told the story of how he was playing in a club match and his partner described how he had hit a "Sally Gunnell" ugly but a good runner.......One of the golfers in the group scowled and surprisingly admonished the storyteller. Turned out the chap was Sally Gunnell's husband....... Lol. lol. Well, he must have known what he was getting into when he married a woman whose face looks like it's just gone 15 rounds with Brian London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, he must have known what he was getting into when he married a woman whose face looks like it's just gone 15 rounds with Brian London. Dear Brian London..........His best quote was " I'm just a prawn in a big game ", Ali made absolute mincemeat of him then knocked him out when he predicted he would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Dear Brian London..........His best quote was " I'm just a prawn in a big game ", Ali made absolute mincemeat of him then knocked him out when he predicted he would. Cassius Clay (that's his fucking name) was arguably a great boxer, but I think wrongly credited with being the greatest of all time. I would give that title to Marciano, more fights, no defeats and according to most of his opponents, impossible to knock out. Definitely my pick for a time travel showdown. Marciano vs Clay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Was the Tranny the one from Tanzania ? "She" looked very suspect. There should be a cunt inspector on duty at all times to perform cunt examinations at discrete moments.... lol. Neil's filling out the application form as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 On 13/08/2017 at 10:53 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Cassius Clay (that's his fucking name) was arguably a great boxer, but I think wrongly credited with being the greatest of all time. I would give that title to Marciano, more fights, no defeats and according to most of his opponents, impossible to knock out. Definitely my pick for a time travel showdown. Marciano vs Clay. Basher Bonkers would destroy either of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Basher Bonkers would destroy either of the above That was my bestest toy when I was a kid Ratty. Second bestest was the Evel Knievel stunt bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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