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Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did Quincy make the list? A fine name for a young lad. Funny you should mention that wiz; the brown baby I produced today was called Quincy, but laid in the conventional way not orally of course 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Funny you should mention that wiz; the brown baby I produced today was called Quincy, but laid in the conventional way not orally of course I had a brown still birth early this morning. I called it frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Brest time to risit Chinese dentist? Toof erty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Toof erty Alright, that's quite enough of that. It's silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Alright, that's quite enough of that. It's silly. Sorry. Any improvement on the gas situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. Any improvement on the gas situation? We bought a canary for the loo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Alright, that's quite enough of that. It's silly. Sproil sprort... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sproil sprort... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did Quincy make the list? A fine name for a young lad. Is there something wrong with the 'Y' on your keyboard Wiz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Chinese jokes aren't funny They're hirarious 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Is there something wrong with the 'Y' on your keyboard Wiz? If I'm honest, the whole fucking thing could stand replacement. But to answer your question, nowt wrong a little due care and cleaning won't fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 20/09/2017 at 10:32 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Mohammed is slightly preferable to Tyler, Mason, Reece or any other name that indicates the childs' mother is a fat, tattooed, Facebook addicted, semi literate fucking slag. Now, you're giving me the 'orn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 20/09/2017 at 10:14 PM, Neil said: Muhammad.Goodnight and sleep tight Ape and his civil partner will reproduce via a lesbian bus driver surrogate mother...... then convince the child to have a series of sex changes through it's life to explore sexuality generally........ The child will eventually be called Kylie, Rumplestiltskin, Donna, Everard, Irma Apecunt. lol. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape and his civil partner will reproduce via a lesbian bus driver surrogate mother...... then convince the child to have a series of sex changes through it's life to explore sexuality generally........ The child will eventually be called Kylie, Rumplestiltskin, Donna, Everard, Irma Apecunt. lol. lol. Fuck off. You miserable, oily fucking snake! Why don't you abort yourself! LOL Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You miserable, oily fucking snake! Why don't you abort yourself! LOL Fuck off! You could change your name to Tarquin by deed poll Kevin..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You could change your name to Tarquin by deed poll Kevin..... What in the bloody blue fuck are you on about??? I don't actually want to know, as I don't care, I merely wanted to point out, as if it were necessary, that you are a colossal fucking spacker! Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: What in the bloody blue fuck are you on about??? I don't actually want to know, as I don't care, I merely wanted to point out, as if it were necessary, that you are a colossal fucking spacker! Kill yourself. Fuck off Kevin you peasant. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off Kevin you peasant. lol. Back to the moors, you disgusting, repugnant creature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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